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I got prostituted by a nun

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Vanity, Nov 5, 2004.

  1. Vanity

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    I got prostituted by a nun

    Discussion started by Vanity - Nov 5, 2004

    so i went to this charity doowhackey w/ a buncha lawyers and politicians and ish... free food and free booze, so it wasn't too bad.
    but it was sponsored by a church, or covenant, or whereever it is nuns kick it.

    any who, i started chatting it up w/ one of them, after she kept trying to give me wine (not much of a wine man), and after awhile, we found that we shared an interest in a specific subject. she informed me that there was a lecture coming up on said topic and that i should check it out, and that i should give her my number. i nodded and stuffed some cake into my mouth, as she left.

    there were some hot nuns there; she wasn't one of em.

    well, after the whole shindig, she comes hunting me down for my info. I gave her my business card, knowing that she could prolly give me some business, and that i might actually check out the lecture.
    she said she'd be in contact with me... we're supposed to go together :shook:
     
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    KING BLING - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    :innocent:
     
  3. why write?

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    why write? - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    the nuns i know are older then 50....maybe your into that hah..but good luck anyhow
     
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  4. imported_Tesseract - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    SINNER!
     
  5. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    I would fuck a nun in a heart beat given that I could look at her without shuttering. Go get you some of the holiest of holes.
     
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    Issac Brock - Replied Nov 5, 2004

    what the fuck "topic" did you have in common with a fucking nun? fuck.
     
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  7. Overtime

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    Overtime - Replied Nov 6, 2004

    man, fuckin 33 year old lady wants me to come over to her house tomorrow, which would be dope if she was hot, but she isnt.....damnit...i know she wants dick...
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Nov 6, 2004

    She probably wants to turn you into a priest or something, or make you loyal to the church. Or bone you. Either, and, or.
     
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  9. Tough Love

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    Tough Love - Replied Nov 6, 2004

    hit it dawg
     
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    Overtime - Replied Nov 6, 2004

    bone the nun? or me bone the 33 year old?
     
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  11. Nekro

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    Nekro - Replied Nov 6, 2004

    I'd fuck her, just to say that you fucked a nun. That'd be a Meroe quality stunt right there.
     
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    Telo - Replied Nov 6, 2004


    For all of you that read this real fast, did anyone think that he was reffering to him going to an upscale bordello at first before reading it slower?
     
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    Tough Love - Replied Nov 6, 2004

    oh, onesecondple i was talking to the nun guy, its just for bragging rights, i mean, how many other guys out there can say they boned a nun?
     
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    Overtime - Replied Nov 6, 2004

    yeah, i figured, damn.........im drunk.....
     
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    :haha:
     
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