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I got prostituted by a nun

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Vanity, Nov 5, 2004.

  1. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    so i went to this charity doowhackey w/ a buncha lawyers and politicians and ish... free food and free booze, so it wasn't too bad.
    but it was sponsored by a church, or covenant, or whereever it is nuns kick it.

    any who, i started chatting it up w/ one of them, after she kept trying to give me wine (not much of a wine man), and after awhile, we found that we shared an interest in a specific subject. she informed me that there was a lecture coming up on said topic and that i should check it out, and that i should give her my number. i nodded and stuffed some cake into my mouth, as she left.

    there were some hot nuns there; she wasn't one of em.

    well, after the whole shindig, she comes hunting me down for my info. I gave her my business card, knowing that she could prolly give me some business, and that i might actually check out the lecture.
    she said she'd be in contact with me... we're supposed to go together :shook:
     
  2. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    :innocent:
     
  3. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    the nuns i know are older then 50....maybe your into that hah..but good luck anyhow
     
  4. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    I would fuck a nun in a heart beat given that I could look at her without shuttering. Go get you some of the holiest of holes.
     
  5. Issac Brock

    Issac Brock Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2004 Messages: 3,664 Likes Received: 1
    what the fuck "topic" did you have in common with a fucking nun? fuck.
     
  6. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    man, fuckin 33 year old lady wants me to come over to her house tomorrow, which would be dope if she was hot, but she isnt.....damnit...i know she wants dick...
     
  7. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    She probably wants to turn you into a priest or something, or make you loyal to the church. Or bone you. Either, and, or.
     
  8. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
  9. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    bone the nun? or me bone the 33 year old?
     
  10. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    I'd fuck her, just to say that you fucked a nun. That'd be a Meroe quality stunt right there.
     
  11. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37

    For all of you that read this real fast, did anyone think that he was reffering to him going to an upscale bordello at first before reading it slower?
     
  12. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    oh, onesecondple i was talking to the nun guy, its just for bragging rights, i mean, how many other guys out there can say they boned a nun?
     
  13. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    yeah, i figured, damn.........im drunk.....
     
  14. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    :haha:
     
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