Frate_Raper Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 In 10 years of painting I'e never ever gotten this shit,now twice in one month.I'm annoyed! and I can't use bleach because it's on a peice of one of my tattoos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 the doctor can give you a shot that will stop the itch in like 10 minutes this works too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 condolences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 that shit sucks, ive gotten it on my hands before and i was rendered useless for some few weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 man..i got smacked in the face by a huge branch of ivy a couple months back..i put my arms up to block it,soo it was worst on my forearm.but it still sucks ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Steroids will end that shit with the quickness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Ivy doesnt affect me, i guess im one of the lucky ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 cali has poison ivy? i thought it was just oak...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PushbuttonWarfare Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Dude, wear some fucking pants, or something, christ. who paints in their boxers and a one king down jersey all the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 dont scratch your nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 10, 2005 Share Posted September 10, 2005 Originally posted by Future Droid@Sep 10 2005, 06:29 PM dont scratch your nuts Quoted post Poison ivy on the dick. Thanks for that image. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 10, 2005 Author Share Posted September 10, 2005 It's on my arm asshole! and it's a Hanson bros jersey, but wait your stupid ass doesn't even know who they are fuck knob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 take a bath, but put a few cups of oats in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I don't get poison ivy but I too am having a shitty weekend. Misery loves company huh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1+Sep 10 2005, 07:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ODS-1 - Sep 10 2005, 07:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Future Droid@Sep 10 2005, 06:29 PM dont scratch your nuts Quoted post Poison ivy on the dick. Thanks for that image. Quoted post [/b] that has happened to me before. I am one of those people tht when I get it on a small portion of my body I have a complete sytematic reactiona nd most of my body breaks out. The first time I got it myself and a few friends were cutting some ivy off of a channel wall in my town and sicne at the time I was 19 years old and had never gotten poison ivy I thaught nothing of cutting these branches down. So of course I got the oils from it all over my hands and ended up taking a piss later and therefore getting the oils on my wang. Needless to say having it on my cock and on my eyelid are two of the worst places I can think of to have it other than my asshole. I have said this to you before and I will say it to you again, get this stuff called zanfel. It has sand in it so when you put it on it open up the skin (and scratches mmmmmm) so that the medicine can penetrate better and it usually will clear it up within 24-48 hours. Its about $40 a tube but I am sure that if you are smart/creative person you can think of a way to get it for much less or even free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 i read somewhere that rubbing cat shit on it makes it go away, also urinating on affected areas is supposed to work too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I generally catch it 5-10 times every summer, and usually spread it over my entire body, including my dick The worst though is gettin these lil bubbles of it all between my fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Hire a 13 year old mexican prostitute to urinate on it. It doesnt cure the itch but..you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I've had poison ivy on my asshole for at least 5 years now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I told you, wash or get rid of any clothes you were wearing the first time you got it because the oils can stay on fabric and stay potent for 6 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 dont even talk about poison ivy. i had that shit for a month.. it spread all over my body. i try not to even step on grass anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 :shook: poison ivy is bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Sep 11 2005, 12:32 PM I've had poison ivy on my asshole for at least 5 years now. Quoted post Did you catch this from the party? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 No but the party caught it from me. They won't be inviting me back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by AlwaysBombin@Sep 10 2005, 11:55 PM I generally catch it 5-10 times every summer, and usually spread it over my entire body, including my dick The worst though is gettin these lil bubbles of it all between my fingers Quoted post oh god...I had that shit before. It looks like little clear bubbles of liquid on your fingers. That shit was the worst. I finally got tired of it and sat down with a safety pin and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and went to town popping each bubble and washing it with a massive amount of hydrogen peroxide. That shit kept me from getting laid but the office whore while we were all in myrtle beach for the "annual sales meeting"....I still regret that because even though she was slutty she was still hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 I think Poison Sumac is what gives you the massive bubbles... I could be wrong though. A friend of mine had that on his hand once and it looked like he got the lye kiss from Fight Club. Shit was downright dis-quee-sting pie. 26's Parable of the Now: When the forest gives you aids, make lemonaids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Originally posted by Zack Morris+Sep 11 2005, 05:58 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zack Morris - Sep 11 2005, 05:58 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-AlwaysBombin@Sep 10 2005, 11:55 PM I generally catch it 5-10 times every summer, and usually spread it over my entire body, including my dick The worst though is gettin these lil bubbles of it all between my fingers Quoted post oh god...I had that shit before. It looks like little clear bubbles of liquid on your fingers. That shit was the worst. I finally got tired of it and sat down with a safety pin and a bottle of hydrogen peroxide and went to town popping each bubble and washing it with a massive amount of hydrogen peroxide. That shit kept me from getting laid but the office whore while we were all in myrtle beach for the "annual sales meeting"....I still regret that because even though she was slutty she was still hot. Quoted post [/b] Yeah dude, same here, except I used rubbing alcohol...and as far as poison sumac goes, a friend of mine got it on his arm once when we were younger and it got green and infected, all disgusting bubbled up and shit....now that I think of it, it did kinda look like the shit from Fight Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 i'm imune to that shit, i think it has to do with the time i was a year old and had a massive outbreak of some kine of plant in central american making me blow up and have puss filled bubbles all over my body therefore making my immune system go to a million times over that of the average human and therefore i cant die. like for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted September 11, 2005 Share Posted September 11, 2005 Haha.... I ain't allergic to shit either... thank goodness. Though I have heard people can get or lose allergies at different points in their life. Still no allergies for me. I am invincible too... too bad my car isn't. "26's Parable of the Now: When the forest gives you aids, make lemonaids." :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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