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I got hobo shit on my hand

Discussion in 'Third Rail' started by cultural me, Feb 23, 2005.

  1. cultural me

    cultural me Member

    Joined: May 1, 2002 Messages: 911 Likes Received: 8
    so, i offically got hobo shit on my hand. Was doing a peice down by some tracks on some warhouse when, after putting a can down to switch colors and picking it back up, i got shit on my hand. at first i thought it was paint, because i used to keep acrylics in my back and thought a tube busted. "well shit" i think and keep going. after about 30 seconds more the 'paint' starts to dry after to generously applying it all over my and, i smell something that wasnt too pleasent. looking around and on my shoes i found nothing, then i look at my hand, think, smell it, and cry. it sucked. "maybe it was dog shit" my mind thought, which wouldnt be toooo much better, but it couldnt have been. the grass was patted down and in a place where dogs are rare. i couldnt help but picture the nasty ass homeless guy trying to shit a brick and drink his camo at the same time...

    it sucked.

    after 10 mins of washing my hand, the shit was off but the smell lingered for 2 more days.

    roll with the times baby, roll with the times...
  2. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    thats disgusting
    i hope it wasn't your jack off hand
  3. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 623

    :lol: :lol:
  4. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 169
    Fuck dude thats weak.....
  5. source

    source Junior Member

    Joined: Dec 24, 2004 Messages: 167 Likes Received: 0
    thats some sick shit.

  6. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    Oh my god I didn't need to know :(

    That is so disgusting.
  7. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
  8. plan-e-tone

    plan-e-tone New Jack

    Joined: Sep 26, 2002 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    Im sorry, but you got owned.
  9. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    thats horrible..
  10. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    you should've put a sign

    'no shitting'
  11. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    i would have really freaked the fuck out.

    poo is gross. hilarious, but gross.
  12. emergin_graffer

    emergin_graffer Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 216 Likes Received: 0
  13. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    You touched poop.

    You know this means you're gay and japanese now, right?
  14. Havoc

    Havoc Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Messages: 207 Likes Received: 1
    Hah, thats rich.
  15. goonstock

    goonstock Member

    Joined: Jul 19, 2002 Messages: 716 Likes Received: 0

    soap usually helps brah.