cultural me Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 so, i offically got hobo shit on my hand. Was doing a peice down by some tracks on some warhouse when, after putting a can down to switch colors and picking it back up, i got shit on my hand. at first i thought it was paint, because i used to keep acrylics in my back and thought a tube busted. "well shit" i think and keep going. after about 30 seconds more the 'paint' starts to dry after to generously applying it all over my and, i smell something that wasnt too pleasent. looking around and on my shoes i found nothing, then i look at my hand, think, smell it, and cry. it sucked. "maybe it was dog shit" my mind thought, which wouldnt be toooo much better, but it couldnt have been. the grass was patted down and in a place where dogs are rare. i couldnt help but picture the nasty ass homeless guy trying to shit a brick and drink his camo at the same time... it sucked. after 10 mins of washing my hand, the shit was off but the smell lingered for 2 more days. roll with the times baby, roll with the times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 thats disgusting i hope it wasn't your jack off hand gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Feb 23 2005, 02:53 PM i hope it wasn't your jack off hand Quoted post :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Fuck dude thats weak..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 thats some sick shit. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leader Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Oh my god I didn't need to know :( That is so disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 holy shit thats foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plan-e-tone Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Im sorry, but you got owned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 thats horrible.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 you should've put a sign 'no shitting' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 i would have really freaked the fuck out. poo is gross. hilarious, but gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emergin_graffer Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 hahah thats hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 You touched poop. You know this means you're gay and japanese now, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Posted February 27, 2005 Share Posted February 27, 2005 Hah, thats rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by cultural me@Feb 23 2005, 10:40 AM after 10 mins of washing my hand, the shit was off but the smell lingered for 2 more days. roll with the times baby, roll with the times... Quoted post soap usually helps brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted February 28, 2005 Share Posted February 28, 2005 Originally posted by lnsyONE@Feb 24 2005, 12:56 AM you got owned. Quoted post yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 i've stepped in bum shit before...but damn. i hope you didn't bite your nails hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 You cried? For real? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Frisco aint no joke, we got homeless by the truck load here im always on the look out for that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruben205 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 your story is bull shit, you dont paint, youre a fag.....you were really turning a trick and checking some faggots oil...you sick fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana hammocks Posted June 16, 2009 Share Posted June 16, 2009 Thats Shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 wow, thats just foul.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 i think you'd have to amputate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 .....................fuckkk, damn you Banana, damn you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This is my Username Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Oh my god I didn't need to know :( That is so disgusting. Yeah, I think I'd have to agree. That's really gross, and I'm fairly certain I could've lived my entire life without knowing that you got human feces on your hand. Thanks for ruining my night. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 if it makes you feel worse, Look at the date =( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Double Postttttttt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Port-A-John Enthusiest Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 bajaja @ 2005, that faggot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mccheesy Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Use lemon and hot water, that should cut the bullshit right out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 experience?@Mccheesey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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