i got a strange phone call..it was an inventation to a swingers party

i started luaghing right away...she asked me my penis size..she asked me if i had ever been to a swingers party..she asked me if i shaved and thank god i did,cause she liked that..she asked me what i look like.how tall i am..then she asked me if i was bisexual..........sad to say,she did not like my answer.apperently straight guys are "boring."

i should have told her yes,yes i am.like that was the only problem..i wasnt down for some other guy to suck my dick...

oh!the best thing she told me was that most of the girls at HOOTERS are into swinging!!hooters hawaii..girls that are down for sex.

shes 23...she emailed me her pic and pics of her swingin roommates...

i'll post those up soon.

but man!what a fucking trip.

had to tell somebody.fuck im gonna tell everybody!!:)

damn brotha,

you should of hooked that up.

nah, not if you had to gay it up, that'd be disgusting.

we should all go to Hotters this week.

then you could point the swingers out,

and we can snicker and make witty comments.

and all while getting free re-fills

Originally posted by uncle-boy

we should all go to Hotters this week.

then you could point the swingers out,

and we can snicker and make witty comments.

 

and all while getting free re-fills

no... you play it off like you dont know their swingers but you rub off on em like "ohhh i like you personality and your witty to boot! tee fucking hee we should get together so we could fuck a whole bunch of people"

well some wierd shit is going on with freephoto and i cant log in...

"i'll foward pitures if you like.."

im serious though..i thanked her for turning me on..this sunday afternoon.

hooters it is....

email me if you want pics...

until i figure out whats wrong with my freephoto account...OR!!! if any of you want..i can email you pics and you find a way to post them...

STDs here we come.

Originally posted by Mr. Mang

STDs here we come.

thats another thing i was thinkin...

www.cartogra.com

it doesn't take long to set up an account

let's get it going!

a couple of my friends were approached by two attractive females and invited them to a "swingers part". the only thing was that it would cost like 800$.:(

oh well, the STD thing is a huge party foul.

heres the girl

jeanna..

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http://www.cartogra.com/rs/FCF80597-6B9C-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'>

damn, i was expecting some TITAS.;)

this one is called .....the ROOMMATE

http://www.cartogra.com/rs/FCF80650-6B9C-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'>

from what i hear...most of the girls at this party will be strippers and hooter girls..

i could have brought the colt and board games..

http://www.cartogra.com/rs/FCF806A0-6B9C-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'>

^^^^

indeed!

Dude...Jeanna...this is bigger than you or me. You know this. If you don't have sex with the girl, the entire men's movement will be set back thirty years. Cast off the shackles of oppression and do her! Solidarity Brother!

Or just go to the beach. Whatever man, it's all sugarbiscuits.

i know a couple of girls that are curious of orgys and shit like that...im thinking of inviting her and her friends...who knows.she wants a picture of me and she digs me after one phone call....

she called me,

naughty and a dork...

she just sadi straight guys are boring...i dont have her number,but she called me 3 times today..i kinda like it...im hopin...i told her that she looks familiar and i might know her already,but cant put my finger on it..

shes was honest about how my penis size is good to go...:D

i talked to a chick that sent me that second pick with the superman shirt too...shiti s fake...

http://www.cartogra.com/rs/FCF80650-6B9C-11D6-B42B-0090277A760E/screen'>

why the fuck does this girl have a big vase leaning on her right shoulder? looks a lil too cracked out for my taste

really?:(

well,at least i was invited...didnt sound like any girl i knew...if anything..if it was a joke...some girls seriously wanted to know my penis size.statuswise...i was good to go to thier party if i was bi...thank god im not..

well thats 8 stds youll be free of right there, its not so bad

hmmmm......a Dodge Dart Swinger gathering?....just kidding.:o

if that blondie is for real, go bi!

shits a fake man, ive seen that picture all over before.....if any one has the nude shots post em up....im feening for that shit

What he said ^^^^^

well imma go with uncle boy to hooters to investigate, well be the judge of this!

DPC to the rescue

hey man,if it was a joke....or if it was some attempt to find out my penis size...all i can say...i was flattered all the way.they asked me some strange questions...

if that pic isnt of them...and they were serious.....i know that the hot ass chicks at hooters got some thing going on...

i think they were for rreal...i think it started out as some joke to have somebody call me up and it just "almost" backfired with me joining in the fun...as soon as i told the girl i didnt know what she was talking about...she wanted to hang up...but i kept her on the phone acting like i might of called her but just forgot....

as long as i met the requirements....

penis size--glad i made that one

if i been in a orgy....

how good i am..my confidence made that one...i basically told her that they have some people that think that they're good and people that get the medal of honor...

she thought i was a naughty one...and i am..sorta

she thought i was a dork.....she liked me<<<

i just wasnt "bi"...she said straight guys are boring..i told her that some of us were assholes.....

i got her email address..she has my phone number...ima invite her to an orgy these girls i know want to throw...maybe her and her friend will be the ones to kick it off...;)

if anything...it was a interesting day....

fuckin a

Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-

shits a fake man, ive seen that picture all over before.....if any one has the nude shots post em up....im feening for that shit

ref knows his internet porn.

yeah that first one is a fake for sheezy. haha i've been wanting to say that. but yeah i've seen her site before. maybe i'll look fo rit tommorrow/later today.