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i fuked your _____ storys

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FROSTY, Oct 23, 2001.


    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    yo know how in porno mags they got those storys about maried ladies fuckin there daughters boyfriend while she watched type things. whell those are all fake but do any of you know of any real funny ones. i know some dude who went to england and fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask me but kinda funny. any who post it for some shitz and giggles!
  2. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 2,300 Likes Received: 0
    I made out with your mom.
  3. smeoo

    smeoo Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2001 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    oh yeah real gut wrentching spewness...
  4. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    Were the kids watching ?? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy:
  5. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    "pretty gross" hahahahaahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaah...

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    the kids were infact in the room but they were toddlers.
    cmonn u gotta have some storys,
  7. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 2,300 Likes Received: 0
  8. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
  9. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,135 Likes Received: 82
    Heeeyyyuukk! I fukked your deer...courtesy of WYWS.
  10. theFUME

    theFUME Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 6, 2001 Messages: 2,489 Likes Received: 1
    im surprised tease hasnt had a story to ad to this shit lol
  11. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 177
    rebound relationship...

    I broke up with this girl a couple years ago, it was kind of a drag because we'd been going out for a couple years and I liked her alot but... I don't think I'm freaky, but she just wasnt diggin the sex angle or something, she called me a freak alot... so... we broke up and I went out with some of my friends to this bar where I used to work. There was this girl who had always hung out when I worked there and we started talking and I told her about that girl saying I was a freak, and she was like *boing* "I'm real kinky, let's go to my house!" and she fully dragged me out of the bar, but it was cool, she is pretty hot... so we went back to her house and we have to sneak in because her dad is asleep and stuff... anyway, we go back to her bedroom and she goes into her bathroom saying "I'll be right back"... and when she comes out she's in this latex push-up thing with her tits fallin out and no panties but some thigh high black boots... she took one look at me laying on her sofa naked and smoking and said "What the fuck? That's not kinky!"
    I said "Well, I don't know what you call kinky, but while you were in the bathroom, I fucked your cocker spaniel and took a shit in your purse."

    :eek: :lick:
  12. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    see that had both shit and giggles!:dazed:
  13. wakassOATH

    wakassOATH Guest

    my friend had sex with a 30year old mom who had to kids
    he did her in the bushed next to a poluted swamp
  14. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice..
  15. Step8

    Step8 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 25, 2000 Messages: 1,366 Likes Received: 8
    my friend, asked some chick for directions, the next thing he knows, he;s in her condo looking at pics of her kids (who are in college), while she is sucking on his dick. turns out she was like 45 or something.