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i fuked your _____ storys

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FROSTY, Oct 23, 2001.

  1. FROSTY

    FROSTY 12oz Senior Member

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    i fuked your _____ storys

    Discussion started by FROSTY - Oct 23, 2001

    yo know how in porno mags they got those storys about maried ladies fuckin there daughters boyfriend while she watched type things. whell those are all fake but do any of you know of any real funny ones. i know some dude who went to england and fuked a 30 year old who had kids. pretty gross if you ask me but kinda funny. any who post it for some shitz and giggles!
     
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    I made out with your mom.
     
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  3. smeoo

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    smeoo - Replied Oct 23, 2001

    oh yeah real gut wrentching spewness...
     
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    Were the kids watching ?? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:crazy:
     
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    fr8oholic - Replied Oct 23, 2001

    "pretty gross" hahahahaahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaah...
     
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  6. FROSTY

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    the kids were infact in the room but they were toddlers.
    cmonn u gotta have some storys,
     
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    Heeeyyyuukk! I fukked your deer...courtesy of WYWS.
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    im surprised tease hasnt had a story to ad to this shit lol
     
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    rebound relationship...

    I broke up with this girl a couple years ago, it was kind of a drag because we'd been going out for a couple years and I liked her alot but... I don't think I'm freaky, but she just wasnt diggin the sex angle or something, she called me a freak alot... so... we broke up and I went out with some of my friends to this bar where I used to work. There was this girl who had always hung out when I worked there and we started talking and I told her about that girl saying I was a freak, and she was like *boing* "I'm real kinky, let's go to my house!" and she fully dragged me out of the bar, but it was cool, she is pretty hot... so we went back to her house and we have to sneak in because her dad is asleep and stuff... anyway, we go back to her bedroom and she goes into her bathroom saying "I'll be right back"... and when she comes out she's in this latex push-up thing with her tits fallin out and no panties but some thigh high black boots... she took one look at me laying on her sofa naked and smoking and said "What the fuck? That's not kinky!"
    I said "Well, I don't know what you call kinky, but while you were in the bathroom, I fucked your cocker spaniel and took a shit in your purse."

    :eek: :lick:
     
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    hahahahahahahahahaahahaha!
    see that had both shit and giggles!:dazed:
     
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    my friend had sex with a 30year old mom who had to kids
    he did her in the bushed next to a poluted swamp
     
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    i'd hit a 30 year old w/ out thinkin twice..
     
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    my friend, asked some chick for directions, the next thing he knows, he;s in her condo looking at pics of her kids (who are in college), while she is sucking on his dick. turns out she was like 45 or something.
     
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