uglyfe Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 last night i was at a party and decided to jump off a roof into a pool... needless to say i missed the pool and hit cement from 20 feet up with a running start. i won't be walking again for a while... it sucks. i have had alot of other stupid injuries in my past and i would be interested to read some other injury horror stories. nerds wheelchairs suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 i was skating last year and in the middle of now where i was trying to fs shuv it over a median and my back trucks caught the oppisite side and my ankle twisted over 180 degrees i broke both bones in my claf area and i dont know what happened but that bump on your inner ankle well mine is gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Originally posted by DoSeR: but that bump on your inner ankle well mine is gone mine too..never play capture the flag on a hill with wet grass and broken glasss..My ankle snapped sorta like yours hurt , but then i tried to walk on it, worst pain ever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 Originally posted by uglyfe: last night i was at a party and decided to jump off a roof into a pool... needless to say i missed the pool and hit cement from 20 feet up with a running start. i won't be walking again for a while... it sucks. i have had alot of other stupid injuries in my past and i would be interested to read some other injury horror stories. nerds wheelchairs suck. I had a friend that did the whole missing the pool trick too. He was smoking weed with one leg for a long time, needless to say, the leg wasn't hindering him from taking big rips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ZEMONEDOE$ Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 ouch. i wsa reading about how tie broke both heels and couldnt run. now thats a true hero. yo my friend are jus a drunk idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 hehe damn ------------------ HTTP://WWW.homeusers.prestel.co.uk/boak/can101.html mmmmmmmm porn and cans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tEkRoCkS Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 damn nerdoe i was lookin forward to paintin with u when i came back home....i did the same thing at a friends house but i DIDNT MISS! so did u break both legs??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 i jump off my deck and shed into my pool . nothin bad has happened yet. nerdo is the one that got me into jumpin off my shed and balcony into my pool its mad phun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted September 1, 2001 Share Posted September 1, 2001 I'm to poor to have a pool so are alllll my friends....seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 Jumping off a roof into a pool...i havent tried that one yet Jumped off a roof into the snow! stupid injuries- a couple years ago i was running down a very steep drive way, to a parking garage. slipped on a metal grate and fell on my back...got the wind knocked out of me and almost run over by a damn station wagon. i could barley walk for about 2 months..my back got so fucked up and still is the ultimate dumbness- I insisted on hitting this one rooftop. So, dude climbs up Now i just got off a 21 hour greyhound ride so i wasnt at my best it had just rained and it was slippery but nooo i just had to hit the roof top right i get up, teeter for a sec, and then slip, and fall right back down my ankle was the size of a damn coconut. yaayyy for idiotic injuries! shit happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uglyfe Posted September 2, 2001 Author Share Posted September 2, 2001 man... i tell ya i have had more than my share of stupid injuries. as soon as i hit the ground my feet just split and squished. then i fell in the pool and thought nothing happened until i noticed that my feet were soaked in blood and they were all lumpy and i couldnt walk. oh man being house ridden sucks...� Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRabbit Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 one time i was with this friend of mine and we on this roof top and to get down you had to hang down and drop and i went and it went fine and then he droped and landed on his ass it must have been a 6 foot drop from hanging, but he coulnt sit down for a week with out having this little ring thing so his ass woudnt touch the chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 i've jumped off a roof with a running start but i landed in grass and i was prepaired to roll. onetime i did a front flip down the stairs in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 I jumped out a high window and for a few days it was extremely painful to walk down stairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 ive done my fair share of stupid things like this plus more. but none of which i do when im fucked up. im not stupid.. well..not that outright stupid.. got to kick yourself in the ass a bit for that nerdo. i used to do back flips off this 15 foot wall into my friends old swimming pool. i hit my ankle on the edge once.. and it really fucking hurt.. so ever since then ive been a bit hesitant of doing it. i used to like cliff diving alot ... there was this resivoir in colorado i used to go to call mcphee.. and it was a canyon they filled and damed up.. anyways.. there were these rock walls that curved and over hung.. which were really quite smooth with cracks in them.. we would run along then up the face of them till we were like 12 feet up or so half upside down and push off backwards diving into the water.. well i hit the shallow part once with my head. ive dislocated my shoulder snowboarding. broke my wrist. tore tendons in both my ankles. among other injuries leaving me almost an inch shorter... ahh.. you think youre invincible when youre young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted September 2, 2001 Share Posted September 2, 2001 i jumped off my roof on a skateboard. broke the trucks, but no harm to me. i jumped off a 20 foot ledge in my first high school to get a hacky sack down. i went through a windshield. i was peelin a peach and the knife went through the peach and my hand. when i was 6 i got hit in the back of the head with a pledge can. i tried to steer my bike with my left hand on the right handlebar. fell and broke off both my front teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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