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I feel wierd when I pee now.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JoeyLawrence, Dec 14, 2002.

  1. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

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    Because there is this fish in a little fishbowl on the counter in one of the bathrooms and it looks at me with envy when i pee. im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener.
     
  2. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    Her beauty must success less prove
    For this heart is stronger charms
    Feeble, feeble arms and hurtless dart
    She will not in war prevail
     
  3. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 174
    it's not envy, it's awe... I mean, as small as girls tell me yuor dick is, it's STILL exponentially bigger than the fish's entire body, so, you got that goin for you...
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    Alas what hopes to wound a heart
    She will not live to tell the tale
    She will not live to tell the tale
    Nothing, nothing!
     
  5. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

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    it's the herpes

    IT'S THE HERPES...
     
  6. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    (There were three)
    (There were three)
    (There were three)
    (There were three)
     
  7. Mr. Horse

    Mr. Horse Junior Member

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    http://www.fototime.com/{991AE584-E0C4-449F-B8DC-79FDA388CC3F}/picture.GIF'>

    "No sir, I don't like it."
     
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    it may be scared of it...
    next time, just scream at the fish and piss in the bowl.
     
  9. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
    I mean, who knows, you might end up enjoying having the fish jumping out of it's bowl and landing on your weiner.
     
  10. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

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  11. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

  12. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    http://www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images/buttno_.jpg'>

    what the fuck is this?
     
  13. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

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    isnt that from the sir mix alot video
     
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    haha, you wish...:lol:
     
  15. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
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