JoeyLawrence Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Because there is this fish in a little fishbowl on the counter in one of the bathrooms and it looks at me with envy when i pee. im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Her beauty must success less prove For this heart is stronger charms Feeble, feeble arms and hurtless dart She will not in war prevail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 it's not envy, it's awe... I mean, as small as girls tell me yuor dick is, it's STILL exponentially bigger than the fish's entire body, so, you got that goin for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Alas what hopes to wound a heart She will not live to tell the tale She will not live to tell the tale Nothing, nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 it's the herpes IT'S THE HERPES... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 (There were three) (There were three) (There were three) (There were three) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Horse Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.fototime.com/{991AE584-E0C4-449F-B8DC-79FDA388CC3F}/picture.GIF'> "No sir, I don't like it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 it may be scared of it... next time, just scream at the fish and piss in the bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 I mean, who knows, you might end up enjoying having the fish jumping out of it's bowl and landing on your weiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 hhaha what>? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 carp give good head http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan/spirit/yasukuni/pix/carp-gold.lg.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images/buttno_.jpg'> what the fuck is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 isnt that from the sir mix alot video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by PopGunWar Because there is this fish in a little fishbowl on the counter in one of the bathrooms and it looks at me with envy when i pee. im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener. haha, you wish...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Kr430n5_666 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 http://www.psychotronic.com/ioam/images/monkeymike_.jpg'> "EAT SHIT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Originally posted by PopGunWar Because there is this fish in a little fishbowl on the counter in one of the bathrooms and it looks at me with envy when i pee. im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener. Jesus Christ....man,you got some problems you need to deal with...tell em to someone who cares.I don't..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 First there was something about peeing... Then a fish came along... And some carps too... A cartoon had shown up before though... Suddenly there were 5 golden butts... And in the end a sweet little kitten popped up but got substituted by a conrete gorilla... 12oz up to date report... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZoSe Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 Re: Re: I feel wierd when I pee now. Originally posted by 455 Jesus Christ....man,you got some problems you need to deal with...tell em to someone who cares.I don't..... and yet cared enough to respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 It's like having the dog in the room when you're having sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener. ahhahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 chlymedia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 gonnorea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 Originally posted by socrates It's like having the dog in the room when you're having sex :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 Google image search for: Weiner Fish http://www.weizmann.ac.il/Structural_Biology/Pages/Weiner/images/biomin/Mytilusprismatic_sm.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MyCockBleeds Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 I piss in front of my bitch.. THAT feels wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 dirty habit sits down to pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 I sit down to pee, but only at home... still, they do call it a RESTroom... I'm not getting ripped off on my chance to rest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MyCockBleeds Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 Hey Smart thats not funny at all, seriously, i didnt even cracka smile...was it a joke by the way? It sounded like some old guys joke...Please spare me a comeback, or go ahead..not! go...sucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 Originally posted by MyCockBleeds Hey Smart thats not funny at all, seriously, i didnt even cracka smile...was it a joke by the way? It was a statement of fact, entertaining you means nothing to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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