asdjk1 Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 alright . so after school today we were all sitting around in like this room where cheerleaders practice and we were sitting on wrestling mats and the corners of them were all stacked up right in the entrance. all of the sudden . the asb advisor guy ( big white bald except for on the sides ) and these 3 white ladys the first one was kinda balding and big too. so the first lady trips on the stacked mats and i seen it in slow motion and she falls right on her stomach, slides a bit, and she was kinda fat so she just like rolled on her side after that .and the big bald white guy says " SAFE" trying to make people feel less uncomfortable and like i didnt laugh right away but i had too so much so i just like. tried to focus on something else . and face the other way. So any ways . what would you guys do or say in my place disgus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story help her up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story HA HA! ::while pointing:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story I would of yelled "FATTTTTTTTTT" and i would run away giggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story help her up for being such a nice guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story laugh while helping or cry from laughing so hard while covering my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story Kick her in the teeth and take a shit in the bleachers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story spend more time in the classroom learning how to spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story its the internet . give a whodie a break.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story BITCH!!!! better back the fuck up off my man!!?!??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Re: i feel bad story its the internet . give a whodie a break.. ALL WHODIES SHALL EQUALLY (REGARDLESS OF RACE' date=' PIMP STATUS OR MYSPACE URL) RECIEVE NO BREAKS OF ANY KIND UNLESS SAID 'WHODIE' REDEEMS HIM OR HERSELF BY DIPPIN ON SHORTY'S UGLY OHIO COUSIN. IF SHORTY'S COUSIN IS NEITHER FROM OHIO NOR UGLY OR NO COUSIN IS AVAILABLE AT THE TIME WHODIE MAY TAKE FROM THE COMMUNITY CHEST[/color'] SHITS RAW LIKE THAT Sorry dude, just cant do it. We live in a world of rules and ethics. Deal with that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story rad damn. that edit button only hangs around for like 2 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story sorry if you got that previous one.. it was my friend ehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story you were supposed to vomit on her chest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story i would have just said "ha, ha" what e;lse can you say in that situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story Ask her if its her first day with the new legs. Prosthetics rule! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story ask her if shes ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story i'd have run up to the pile of mats and toppled them on top of her, slapped the guy on the head real hard, then ran off screaming and laughing loads at the same time, i wouldnt have gone to school or wherever you were for about a month, when back and when asked about it i'd give a mumbled half answer including something about a medication or seeing a shrink or something and walk briskly away. but thats me, so whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story Kick her in the teeth and take a shit in the bleachers. Post Of The Week status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story i forgot to tell you guys that she feel with her arms out like a baseball player sliding . plus.. she slid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story kick her while she's down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story rob her and run away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story i forgot to tell you guys that she feel with her arms out like a baseball player sliding . plus.. she slid bahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story What the hell is a asb advisor?? I had to stop reading the story right there and ask. I felt as though the rest of the story would be worthless until I knew.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Re: i feel bad story It's pretty worthless regardless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studio fifty four Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: i feel bad story grab the purse while everyone else is laughing. and looking at the unfunny bald guy. or arrange for a boy scout to help her up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: i feel bad story its on funny till someone gets hurt then its fuckin hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: i feel bad story alright . so after school today we were all sitting around in like this room where cheerleaders practice and we were sitting on wrestling mats and the corners of them were all stacked up right in the entrance. all of the sudden . the asb advisor guy ( big white bald except for on the sides ) and these 3 white ladys the first one was kinda balding and big too. so the first lady trips on the stacked mats and i seen it in slow motion and she falls right on her stomach, slides a bit, and she was kinda fat so she just like rolled on her side after that .and the big bald white guy says " SAFE" trying to make people feel less uncomfortable and like i didnt laugh right away but i had too so much so i just like. tried to focus on something else . and face the other way. So any ways . what would you guys do or say in my place disgus You sound like a geek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted April 23, 2006 Author Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: i feel bad story lol @ ---> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Re: i feel bad story That seems pretty ridiculous that that guy said "SAFE!" I would have felt uncomfortable but I would have been like, "Are you ok?" and helped her up cause that's embarassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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