10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 this hasnt happened in a while....i had some crazy dreams where i owned a ford explorer but instead of wheels it had tracks like a tank..i have no idea how i got home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathmetal Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 me too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klip Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 I think you gave everyone free blowjobs and then all of a sudden you woke up because we know that isnt true because you charge 10 bux a pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffGuy Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 this has also been happening to me alot these days. well not as bad as not knowing how i got home. but due to my job i cant get drunk during the week.. so when friday night hits i get done up real proper. its been like 2 months straight of me getting off work friday and drinking or of control. i remeber what i did but theres large chunks of the night witch i forget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 I think you gave everyone free blowjobs and then all of a sudden you woke up because we know that isnt true because you charge 10 bux a pop. you fucking faggot, my screen name does not mean i give ten dollar blowjobs, regardless of what you what or think. it has to do with the ten dollar blowjobs that grimey women charge in my hood, or that toothless black bitch from richmond california who said she would fuck me for ten dollars because it was my birthday.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 Dude across the street were acting stupid last night. I went over there and drank for awhile. Then at 2am the neighborhood came alive, people were all out partying and shit. The afforementioned guys then decided to play a game of poop dollar. I think everyone in the neighborhood had a some quality laughs over the next hour, as person after person stopped and picked up the poop dollar. Then some crackhead picked it up and just kept going... The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 yea i remember most of the night. i was at a homies party, i remember most of it. i dont remember the last minutes though, or leaving the party, or how i got home. i remember dropping into this bar and buying a beer and watching irish people dance to trance music and watch soccer at teh same time. i dont remember anything after that either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 17, 2006 Author Share Posted June 17, 2006 haha poop dollar, thats a good idea i just realized i havent whacked off in a minute, my balls are starting to feel heavy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 this thread made me see the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 poop dollar? sounds interesting... what did you guys do? stuff a dollar bill up your ass... or whipe with it? and then watch unsuspecting people handle said poo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 thats how i've played before when drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bad_news Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 you smear poo on one side of a dollar. put said dollar poo side down on sidewalk. wait for victim. laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 waking up with shiney-dick sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted June 17, 2006 Share Posted June 17, 2006 10 doallars is cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brick top Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yo, is turning down ugly girls even when your pissy drunk wrong? should i seek help? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 you fucking faggot' date=' my screen name does not mean i give ten dollar blowjobs, regardless of what you what or think. it has to do with the ten dollar blowjobs that grimey women charge in my hood, or that toothless black bitch from richmond california who said she would fuck me for ten dollars because it was my birthday....[/quote'] That "toothles black bitch" has a name show some respect(and im sure it would be something like Shaniqua.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 i love those nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 maybe you were probed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yeah you were probably probed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 youre supposed to shit in that one drunk girls mouth once she is passed out..I call this poop hollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 i had a dream where i died, and i didn't wake up before i died. i think i got crushed by a ship? except it just sat on top of me so i smashed my head into the sand and i died. because i didn't want to drown. anyway, i managed to 'stay awake' (in my dream) and i got reincarnated as a friend of mine from primary school, back when i was like 6. i looked at my old self and got really confused. really cool though because i started planning my life out. like shit, i was 6 and already knew so fucking much. like a superhuman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I had a dream I had a kid the other night...I actually woke up lookin around my room for him for like 30 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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