THANKYOU Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 i really didnt want to come back and start making a bunch of girl threads or mentioning me getting laid for this reason or that, HOWEVER... this past saturday marked a special moment in my lifeola. so i met this fine girl at work and was coaching her (showing her the ropes) hollered and got her number, hung out a few times but she wouldn't give me any play. so this saturday me and my roomate had a party and i called her and invited her to come. so to make a long story short, she loved my apartment and my 60 inches, and after most the people left she let me smash. and since i didnt know if she was feeling me cuz of my apartment or my good looks, i had to stick it in her butt! :) hahahahahah shit was awesome, that was the first time a girl let me put it in her butt. so, therefore, i had to start up a new thread to document this honor. there wont be others like in the past, i promise. holler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 ahahahahahaahhaahahah. hahahahahahahhaha. hahahahaha Respeck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 I hope you didn't cum in her butt, I heard that gets them pregnant these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Did you give her a dirty sanchez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 shes using you to get to your 12oz friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 so i guess even youre sure that she didnt let you fuck cause of your stunning personality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Sep 19 2005, 11:05 PM shes using you to get to your 12oz friends Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Sep 19 2005, 10:06 PM so i guess even youre sure that she didnt let you fuck cause of your stunning personality? Quoted post i could snap back at you about a thousand different ways, cuz we all seen youuuuuur picture, but im going to take the grown up route, and issue you a warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 IBT is the new PGW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 She'll love you forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by THANKYOU@Sep 20 2005, 10:25 AM and since i didnt know if she was feeling me cuz of my apartment or my good looks, i had to stick it in her butt! :) hahahahahah Quoted post Hahaha! that is the funniest shit I have read in a while. I love it when chicks get all nasty and let you do whatever you want, but it is a rare occurence for them to let you do that shit straight up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 so, you did you give her money before or after? i've heard most of 'em like to be paid in advance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Sep 19 2005, 10:37 PM IBT is the new PGW Quoted post OH SHIT! BURN! all he needs to do now is get hooked onto pills and hate pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD-R Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Sep 19 2005, 07:32 PM Did you give her a dirty sanchez? Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 you should have pulled the famous *BTMT *butt to mouth transfer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 but seriously it was the tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo17livesinhell Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 SHITDICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 does your apartment have bars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Watch for the AIDS virus you dirrrrrty dirrrrrty cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by symbols@Sep 20 2005, 07:11 AM does your apartment have bars? Quoted post BOOOOO URRRNNNSSSS. really that's the first time ive hit the boo urnnns. i feel this marks a special occasion, maybe it'll let me stick it in the butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 It starts anew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 I WISH THAT HAPPENED TO ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 booo urns has an assload of hits on google. really, like 25,000 many, many people have hit the booo urns it will surely allow for buttsticking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by THANKYOU@Sep 19 2005, 09:25 PM lifeola. Quoted post Your on thin ice fucker, the suffix of "ola" was banned from this site a while ago. Tread lightly! But good job with the butt action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Im gonna say it right now, one more thread like this, and Ill ban you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 HAHAHAHA.... yeah this isn't that different than before when CMENCUP was here. Man, I'm younger than you Tease and I've stuck it in a girl's DOOM HOLE/BUM FUNNEL alot more than once.... slacker. Get with the hoe gram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 the ol mustard trail. ewww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 the only way i would ever stick it in the "mustard trail" would be if the moot was off limits not into it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 so your roommate was on the bottem i got cha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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