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I do it till i'm "RAW!"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Sep 24, 2002.

  1. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,348 Likes Received: 154
    WWE RAW Results: 09-23-02
    Location: Anaheim, CA
    Commentators: Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler
    Reporter: Fred Cook

    We're live from Anaheim, California and we get straight to the action as Trish Stratus, Victoria and Molly Holly all make their way for the opening contest - a triple threat women's title match.

    WWE Women's Championship
    -Trish Stratus © vs. Victoria vs. Molly Holly
    Before Molly can even get underway, Trish attacks Victoria and pummels on her before Molly sneaks in from behind and pulls Trish down by the hair. Victoria and Molly double team Trish but they miss a kick and Trish rolls up Victoria for a two count. Backslide by Victoria on Trish but another two count results. Victoria and Molly begin to argue a little but they continue their double teaming. Victoria whips Trish into the corner and Molly follows up with a handspring elbow.

    The two heels Irish Whip Trish but she double clotheslines them instead and begins an assault on Victoria and Molly. Trish does her little handstand in the corner, but before long, Molly chucks Trish outside and then Victoria blindsides Molly and tries to get a pin but comes up short. Standing vertical suplex by Victoria but she misses a moonsault and this allows Trish to get back into the ring. Trish rolls Molly up but they reverse it a couple times and Trish ends up getting the 1-2-3 pinfall victory.

    Backstage, Booker T and Goldust welcome a bunch of other wrestlers (Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Steven Richards, etc.) to a presentation of something scary, something hideous. So they roll the footage and it's of last night's HLA where Rikishi ended up stink facing Eric Bischoff. Goldust says that he hasn't seen anything that bad since Chris Jericho's latest Fozzy concert. Goldust then says he has a special portrait and he shows it and it's Rikishi's ass superimposed on Bishoff's face. In the back, Rico peeks in and says that he will tell Eric Bischoff about all this.

    We come back to see Eric Bischoff welcoming a new superstar to the Raw team. Rico comes in and asks what the hell this person is doing here (we can't see his face) and Bischoff erupts on him asking him where he was last night when he was getting stinkfaced. Rico says that he is loyal and tells Eric about Booker T and Goldust showing footage from last night and how everyone was laughing at him. Bischoff says he will put an end to that right now and with that, he leaves the room.

    As it turns out, Eric Bischoff heads to the ring for an interview. He grabs a mic and tells everyone to not even start with him because he's not in the mood. Bischoff said that when he outsmarted Stephanie, her whole roster came to her aid but last night when he was beaten down to a pulp, no one came to his aid - and now they're laughing. And it gets worse says Bischoff. He got a phonecall from Vince McMahon's office and they told him that all contracts are now frozen. But fortunately he was able to cut a deal before the deadline. But if you're on Raw, you belong to him and you stay on Raw. With that he demands that Booker T come out.

    Booker's music hits and out he comes still laughing. Bischoff asks him if what happened to last night is funny and Booker says yes but not to blame him for the incident. Bischoff asks him if he knows who he's dealing with and Booker T says he's sorry but he has a question. After last night, does HLA still stand for Hot Lesbian Action or Huge Lumpy Ass? Booker T tells Bischoff to stand back because his breath smells heinous like a fat man's anus. Eric demands that Booker T stop laughing right now and to show him some respect. He doesn't care if it takes all night but he only has three minutes and on cue, Rosey and Jamal come charging in. Booker T handles them with ease but Rico blindsides Booker T but gets a spinebuster. However, from behind Rosey and Jamal re-enter the ring and Samoan Drop Booker. Goldust comes running out for the save but he too is overpowered until a double clotheslines knock both men down. Rico comes in to attack Goldust and this allows Rosey and Jamal to lay a beating on him as well.

    Backstage, Bischoff thanks Rico, Rosey and Jamal. He also announces that Goldust and Booker T will be in singles action and Rico volunteers to take on Booker T. Chris Jericho enters the picture and is pissed at Goldust's comment about Fozzy. Bischoff says that tonight Jericho can defend his title against Goldust and he leaves with Rosey, Jamal and Rico. Jericho is left to wonder aloud that he never said anything about the IC title.

    Jeff Hardy vs. The Big Show
    Out in the ring, Jeff Hardy and The Big Show get ready for their upcoming match. Jeff tries to jump on Show before the match starts but Show catches him and throws him around a little bit before sending him into the ring. Jeff tries to go back with another suicide dive but Show once again handles him and Gorilla presses him for good measure.

    They finally get into the ring where Big Show continues his dominance with a suplex on the ropes and some knee drops on his stomach. Show also stands on Jeff and tries to pin him but Jeff gets his shoulder up. Jeff dropkicks Show's knees and then avoids an elbow drop before dropkicking him in the head. Jeff heads to the top and hits the Swanton but Big Show kicks out. Jeff tries to run into Show but Show puts his foot up and Jeff just bounces off it. Show then picks Jeff for a backbreaker before cornering him and laying in a few chops. Show with a leg drop and then a kick to the head before hitting a huge chokeslam for the victory.

    We see clips from the past few weeks highlighting Chris Nowinski and Tommy Dreamer's feud. They cut to another clip of Nowinski who is in a classroom. He hopes to teach Dreamer a lesson: Don't mess with a Harvard graduate.

    Backstage, Kane is getting ready for his match while Tommy Dreamer arrives in Chris Nowinski's "classroom". Nowinski attacks Dreamer with his cane but Dreamer fights back and throws Chris around into the walls a bit. He throws some books at Nowinski and throws him into the ceiling. Nowinski charges back with a football tackle and they continue to brawl away. Finally, Dreamer nails Chris with the Singapore Cane right in the head and knocks him out. Tommy leaves.

    Before they go to commercial, Jim Ross says that HE will introduce the newest superstar on Raw next.

    Steven Richards vs. New RAW Superstar
    Steven Richards is introduced to wrestle against the newest Raw member. JR takes the mic and introduces him: Randy Orton who comes out to a very subdued reaction. Richards talks some smack before the match and they lock up with Richards pounding down on Orton's back. Hiptoss by Orton and bodyslam followed by a dropkick but Richards kicks out at two. Orton misses a corner splash and Dreamer takes over from there dropping a few elbows to the back and an ax handle to the stomach. Dreamer then pushes Orton into the corner and beats him up there but he misses a charge and Orton rolls him up for two. Clothesline and side suplex by Dreamer but another near fall results.

    Richards works on the back and snapmares Orton over into a full nelson. Orton fights out of it but Dreamer tries for a neckbreaker which is reversed into a belly to back suplex by Randy knocking them both out. Ref starts the count but they're up at five with Orton leveling Richards with a clothesline and back body drop. A nice modified back breaker but Richards kicks out once again. Randy tries for a bodyslam but Richards gets out and hits a DDT and gets a two as well. Orton hits a powerslam but Richards doesn't stay down. He tries for a clothesline but Steven ducks under it and hits a Steven Kick for two. Another cover and another two. Richards gets upset and starts choking Randy in the corner but Orton avoids a couple charges and heads to the top where he hits a high cross body for the 1-2-3. JR and Lawler continue to try to get Orton over by harping over how phenomenal he is.

    Backstage, Ric Flair walks down the hallway apparently ready to explain his actions at Unforgiven.

    Lilian Garcia introduces The Union Underground who perform the Raw theme (Across the Nation) as a plug to the Forceable Entry CD. Stacy Keibler and Jacqueline are there dancing erotically to the song, which you can see photos of ny clicking the link at the bottom.

    The theme from 2001 plays, and the man who cost Rob Van Dam the World Title, Ric Flair, comes to the ring. You know why he's here? Because Triple H made him realize something. Triple H told him that he lost his pasion, his guts, and his instincts. He even looked Flair in the eye and said he was pathetic. And he was right.

    Flair cared more about what the fans wanted than himself. He was trying to mentor a kid who didn't even want his help. But Triple H grew up wanting to be just like the Nature Boy. He idolized Ric Flair, and look at him now: World Heavyweight Champion. The best in the business today.

    And now Flair will take him to the next level. Triple H and the Nature Boy will ride as high as he wants to guy. He'll teach Triple H how to be a rolex-wearing, limosine-riding, jet-flying son-of-a-gun. But most of all, he's going to teach Triple H how to be the Champ as long as he wants. And the payoff? Flair will be right by his side, so he can end his career the way it started: on top.

    In the back, we see a taped-up Rob Van Dam walk through the halls, tossing things around and marching towards the ring. Flair comments that this is the man who lost to Triple H last night, and now we know why Flair is the Dirtiest Player in the Game.

    Van Dam makes it out on stage and marches down the ramp, but Triple H runs down behind and clotheslines him. Trips rams him ribs-first into the stairs. He tosses RVD into the ring, where Flair stomps away on his injured ribs. The two men stomp and stomp and stomp. Trips screams that RVD can't win, when BuhBuh Dudley runs into the ring.

    BuhBuh takes Flair down, but Triple H knocks him down with a few right hands. Flair gets in some shots before Triple H tosses him over the ropes. They go back to RVD, and Flair kicks him in the gut. BuhBuh comes back with a chair, forcing Flair and Trips to leave the ring, but they raise their hands in victory.

    In the back, BuhBuh tells Coach that he is tired of seeing and hearing from Triple H. This isn't the Triple H show, and it isn't the Ric Flair show. This is Raw, the fan's show. And he'll be damned if he has to sit through another Triple H or Ric Flair segment. RVD comes up and says he agrees. Now why don't they go out and kick some ass?

    They storm towards the ring, but Bischoff stops them. This isn't the fan's show; it's Bischoff's show. And they can't just call their own shots. If they want Triple H and Flair, they'll have to do it in the ring, in a match.

    WWE Intercontinental Championship
    -Chris Jericho vs. Goldust
    In the arena, the Y2J Countdown hits 0.00 and out comes the Ayatollah, the Living Legend, the King of the World and Intercontinental Champion, Chris Jericho. Then we go letterbox and are presented with another Shattered Dreams production in the entrance of Goldust. Fancy entrances are cool.

    Jericho rams Goldust into the corner, but Goldust slaps him away, then drop toeholds him. Hiptoss by Goldust, followed with a thump. Jericho comes back with chops, but Goldust blocks a dropkick and catapults him into the turnbuckles. Atomic Drop by Goldust and then stomps in the corner.

    Jericho comes back with a clothesline and a choke on the ropes. Falling neckbreaker by Jericho, then a snapmare and a headtwist. Goldust fights out and rolls Jericho up 1-2-kickout.

    Jericho hits a flying forearm then slaps away at Goldust. Guillotine by Jericho, then a choke on the ropes and a running knee. Goldust fights up, then elbows Jericho back, only for Jericho to hit a neckbreaker 1-2-shoulder up.

    Exchange of punches, then Jericho goes for chops, only to run into a clothesline. Another clothesline by Goldust, then a sidewalk slam 1-2-shoulder up.

    Goldust kicks Jericho in the gut and then hits a powerslam 1-2-shoulder up. Jericho goes for the bulldog, but Goldust runs him into the ringpost. Thump by Goldust, who sets Jericho's legs in the corner. The ref stands in front of Jericho, as the Shattered Dreams is an illegal move. Jericho then goes up top and hits a missile dropkick. Jericho locks in the Walls, as Goldust crawls towards the ropes, but is finally forced to tap out.

    WWE Tag Team Championship
    -Lance Storm & Christian vs. Kane & Mystery Partner
    Storm and Christian come down, accompanied by William Regal with the upside-down flag. BOOM! The fires of hell explode and Kane comes out, but who will he team with? The lights go out in the arena. Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through! The Hurricane comes down the Raw ramp, after apparently jumping from SmackDown!

    Christian and Hurricane start off, with Helms scoring a flurry of punches. Clothesline by Helms, then a second-rope flipping neckbreaker. Neckbreaker to Storm. Tag to Kane.

    Kane hits Storm with a sidewalk slam, then tosses Christian on top of Storm. Tag to Hurricane. Helms goes up top, and Kane throws him into Storm and Christian. Regal pulls Helms out of the ring, where Helms knocks him down. Christian baseball slides into Helms, allowing he and Storm to stop him down.

    Stomps by Christian, then a boot choke. Tag to Storm, who hits a back elbow 1-2-shoulder up. Tag to Christian. Backbreaker by Christian 1-2-broken by Kane. Christian lays in with a sleeper. Christian hits a kick to the gut and the reverse backbreaker 1-2-shoulder up.

    Hurricane flips over Christian and hits the Eye of the Hurricane, but can't pin. Both men crawl to their corners. Tag to Kane and Storm.

    Clothesline by Kane, then another, then a back bodydrop. Kane catches a flying Christian, but Storm nails him in the back. Double clothesline by Kane. The Big Red Machine goes up top and hits the flying clothesline to Storm. He calls for the end as Test runs down. Test gets on the apron, distracting the ref while Regal nails Kane with the Title belt. Storm eventually covers 1-2-shoulder up!

    Test and Regal yell at the ref, who decides to kick them both from ringside. A swarm of refs come out to escort them to the back. Meanwhile in the ring, Christian stomps away on Kane. Hurricane goes up top and hits a flying hurrcanrana. Storm goes to jumping calf kick Hurricane, but he ducks and Storm nails Christian. Kane grabs Storm and Hurricane grabs Christian and each hits a chokeslam. Kane pins 1-2-3! The Masked Men, The HurriKanes, the Red and Green Machines have won the Tag Titles!

    In the back, Terri asks Hurricane why he was chosen as Kane's partner. Helms says that they both wear masks, they both use the chokeslam, and they both have the most impressive phsyiques in the WWE. Truth be told, he's been looking for a sidekick for a long time. Kane comes up and Helms insists that was HurriHumor. Kane says that the real reason he chose Helms was because Hurricane's a freak just like him, and freaks are cool. Helms flies away to celebrate. Kane kisses Terri and goes to celebrate.

    In the back, Coach asks the UnAmericans about losing their Titles. Christian says they didn't lose the belts, they were stolen. Regal says the only people to blame are themselves. They don't want to look like whiny Americans. Now they need to regroup and rededicate themselves.

    Booker T vs. Rico
    In the arena, Booker T comes down, followed by Rico.

    Booker attacks Rico as he enters and beats him into the corner. Rico starts punching back, but Booker hits a reverse thrust kick and mounted punches. Slap by Rico, then punches and kicsk in the corner. Leaping kick by Rico 1-2-kickout.

    Knees to the gut by Rico, but Booker hits a back elbow and a clothesline. Flying forearm by Booker, but Rico hits a poke in the eyes. Jumping calf kick by Booker, followed with the Spinaroonie! Scissors kick by Booker 1-2-3!

    As soon as the bell rings, Rosie and Jamal storm the ring. Booker takes them both down, but turns into Rico's spinning heel kick. Rosie and Jamal hit a double flapjack. Jamal goes up top and hits the flying splash. Goldust hits the ring, but Rosie grabs him. He sidesteps Jamal, who superkicks Rosie. Goldust knocks Jamal from the ring, then takes out Rico. He sets Rico in the corner and hits the Shattered Dreams, but turns into Jamal's Superkick. Rosie hits a forward slam, and Jamal hits another flying splash.

    We come back as Booker and Goldust are being helped in the back. Bischoff stops them and says that this is what happens when you laugh at Eric Bischoff. And in case they didn't get the point, they'll face Rosie and Jamal next week. Booker says you are what you eat, and Bischoff is an asshole.

    In the back, RVD tells BuhBuh they Flair and Triple H took his IC Title, took his World Championship shot, everything. It doesn't matter if he's hurt or not: he's got nothing left to lose.

    Triple H and Ric Flair vs. Rob Van Dam and Bubba Ray Dudley
    BuhBuh and Triple H start, with the Game nailing him from behind. Flapjack by BuhBuh, then a clothesline. BuhBuh knocks Flair from the apron. Clothesline by BuhBuh. Tag to Flair. Shoulder block by BuhBuh. Tag to Triple H.

    Punches in the corner by The Game, who tags in Flair yet again. Chops by Flair, but BuhBuh comes back with his own chops. BuhBuh whips Flair shoulder-first into the ringpost, then back bodydrops him. Tag to Van Dam.

    RVD hits a spinning heel kick, then a shoulder block or two. Monkey flip by RVD, who goes up top and hits a flying side kick. RVD hits Triple H with a spinning heel kick and Rolling Thunder.

    Flair pokes Van Dam in the eyes, allowing Triple H to clothesline him down. Triple H 'buckles Van Dam, but RVD elbows him off. Split-legged moonsault by RVD, but Trips rolls away in time. Mule kick by RVD. Tag to BuhBuh and Flair.

    Punches by BuhBuh, then a back elbow. Back body drop to Flair, then a Samoan Drop on Triple H. Sidewalk slam to Flair 1-2-broken by Triple H.

    Double clothesline by BuhBuh. BuhBuh starts punching Flair and Triple H, then levels them both with elbows. BuhBuh clotheslines Triple H over the top, then scoop slams Flair. RVD goes up top and hits a Wassup Legdrop. RVD pushes BuhBuh and calls for the tables.

    BuhBuh goes outside and puses a table in the ring, while RVD baseball slides Triple H down. They set the table up in the ring as Flair begs for mercy. BuhBuh levels Flair and puts him on the table as RVD goes up top, but Triple H pushes him off and onto the security barrier. Triple H guillotines BuhBuh and Flair rolls him up, using the tights for the 1-2-3!

    Flair tosses BuhBuh from the ring, while Triple H pulls RVD back into the ring. Triple H goes under the ring and pulls out a sledgehammer. BuhBuh low blows The Game and then tosses Flair out of the ring. He then picks up Triple H and power bombs him across the edge of the table. Van Dam goes up top, but realizing his ribs are hurt, hits a flying double legdrop on Triple H through the table.
    [img]http://m.doubleclick.net/viewad/693286/skposter_120600.jpg'> ...oh yeah!:)
  2. krie

    krie Guest

    first and wrestling sucks
  3. krie

    krie Guest

    only sorta good thing bout wrestling is they got some hot chicks
  4. socrates

    socrates Guest

    I was expecting something else....fuck this homoerotic crap
  5. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
    too long
    and noone cares abiout rasslin
  6. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Trish Stratus (canadian girl) won.

  8. krie

    krie Guest

    women of wrestlinggg

    i like her looks..
    [b]these are the better looking girls outta wrestling in my opinion[/b]
  9. Ronnie Dobbs

    Ronnie Dobbs Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 2,115 Likes Received: 0
    wow, a bunch of whores
  10. krie

    krie Guest

    i remember back in the day Sabel was in wrestling, she was hot, posed for playboy!
  11. socrates

    socrates Guest

    I wonder how much plastic surgery/photoshop was involved in those pictures
  12. krie

    krie Guest

    TRISH - the best looking wwe girl


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  13. krie

    krie Guest

    heres a few more...

    shes fukn hot!

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  14. krie

    krie Guest

    lemme hit this!

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  15. krie

    krie Guest

    i dun care wut u haters say!

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