Celo Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Fuck man i dont know how this happens but it does.It always seems like if my dick gets over excited and i start nutting,and im like "WHAT THE FUCK!" the girls ive been with dont seem to mind ,i tell them before hand,im sure they talk shit later.But how can i stop this problem? Does any one have natural methods of Viagra,or any techniques?Help a dog out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 yeah, I can't really help you, but I can tell you got problems, you got it bad at both ends... you just came too quick out the mouth as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 practice on holding it in just as its shooting up the tube...albion medical has these penis helper pills...the supposdely cure premature ejaculations and even make your cock better...its about 60 bucks a bottle buts its cheaper than seeing a uralogist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 I vote the name of this thread be changed to "I cum TUE quick".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion I vote the name of this thread be changed to "I cum TUE quick".. you keep voting, yet this isn't a democracy..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by Smart you keep voting, yet this isn't a democracy..? hah, yeah no shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 that sucks. i havent gotten head in like 6 months, i'm almost 18 and still a virgin, but atleast i blow my load when its good. that would suck much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 im 16 and still havent had a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeaMVCali2 Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 well as long as it is "lets see whos a virgin time", that's right ladies, <TheJigSawJew is a virgin. help me out. please. im serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 kegal exercises . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by 3PieceJigsaw well as long as it is "lets see whos a virgin time"... uh, well, it's not, it's 'dude' comes too quick... but... thanks for sharing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 I remember some comedian said his indian name was "Cums Too Quick" Tease is on point once again.You guys gotta work for pussy.Unless youre a handsome rogue (like myself or KidBlount) you gotta be out there like a man on a mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 If, and when you do get a girl, let her ride you. This works for me=and fuck her more than once. Most normal people can get it back up pretty quick-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 now i have heard everything, first i stop going to the yard and 3rd rail to avoid hearing how do i get clean lines? whats krink? now kids are cumming too quick. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secn Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by im not witty now i have heard everything, first i stop going to the yard and 3rd rail to avoid hearing how do i get clean lines? whats krink? now kids are cumming too quick. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha that was pretty funny:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 you'd better start practicing...... hahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahaahhaahhahahaahhahahahahahahahaahhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Jerk off before you have sex. Then you'll be less sensitive and be able to hold it. Are you wearing a condom? Because if you wear a condom it should help you in the maintaining department. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 well i dont have a problem in the stamina area but ive seen some crap in the mall at that spencers place that supposedly numbs you a bit so you last longer, might be worth a try eh? or just wear a thick condom, or take it slower, or let her ride you instead... i dunno thats all i can think of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 i can help you out man. first of all cumming too fast is caused by all those times you snuck a girl in you house as a kid to fuck her. and you try to cum as quick as possible, so you wont get caught by your parents. what you need to do is do the start and stop method. when your about to cum just stop until you can recooperate. if you dont want the girl know what your doing then play it off like you want to change positions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 I have found over my many years of the old 'in out' game, these prolong cumming... 1) getting rid of 'the initial nut' - wank a few times before you do your biz. 2) Have an/a few alcoholic drinks - this calms you down and also stunts your sensation slightly... remember dont be to hammered else you wont be able to get it up!!! 3) Drugs like coke an extacy work in kind of the same way as alcohol. again dont go over the top!! 4) look around and think of other things, dont focus on your dick! 4) practise!! the more you do it, the less up tight you will be! Skumbaluckah - Mr lover lover :love: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 rub pure coke on your dick do it gangsta style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Hey 372er, you know why that is dont you its cause were rookies just wait until we become junior membors then it will be smoov sailing from there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by 372ER Fuck man i dont know how this happens but it does.It always seems like if my dick gets over excited and i start nutting,and im like "WHAT THE FUCK!" the girls ive been with dont seem to mind ,i tell them before hand,im sure they talk shit later.But how can i stop this problem? Does any one have natural methods of Viagra,or any techniques?Help a dog out" masterbate more maybe?? so you can learn to control yourself when the time comes to fucking a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 either crank one out before hand, or if things are looking ugly start thinking about other things. i like to think of race cars and bikes. young ass ninjas don't know shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 just because i have to both post in every topic made, and take things too seriously: in nature, there is no such thing as 'cuming too quick' all animals cum really quickly, because its the surest way to pass along your genes (for some reason nature is really fucking concerned with that). the best part is, i realise full well that this topic is a joke (maybe im the only one?). i just cant imagine that someone would really come on here, posting that, hoping to get any actual advice. but since im sure there are a hundred kids sitting there all excited, hoping to finally get some sage advice, ill play along.... trojan has a new line of condoms wiith a numbing sort of shit inside of it, go get those. i have no idea if they would work, but im assuming they wouldnt be sold if they didnt. good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by HESHIANDET . i like to think of race cars and bikes. young ass ninjas don't know shit. hahahahahahahahaha, i think of white snowy mountains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Alcohol does help.. The prettier the girl the better 2. Cause if you have some fine ass broad u wanna bone for a longer time. When i bone these fat toothless whores i bust as quick as i can to get it over with.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aederone Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 :confused: i'm still wondering why any of us even looked at this!!?!?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 anyone every try "the stranger"?... ?dicknumbingcondomsformindblowingsex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted March 21, 2002 Share Posted March 21, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup teaserFIENINGlikeAcrackHEADforPUSSYoner<~:crazy: "pussy's a whole different... aspect of life wars been started from country to country over their women.. pussy, is one of the most powerfull things in the world... an alotta people don't uderstand, how powerfull, pussy is... pussy make niggas, blow they brains out, they bitch brains out, or... pussy makes people do things they neeeeever think they'd do..." the power of the p. u. s. s. y. thats why every mothafucka in the world dress fly every baller that can afford it they cop best ride for the power of the p. u. s. s. y. i knew this girl we call her sweet cooch brown hands down, mami had the bombest pussy in town one dip in the girl, fool thats all it took one sample of the snappa an ya ass was whooped... etc... this song right heres my joint tease you'd like it, an my man zack morris would too play on playboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.