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Fuck man i dont know how this happens but it does.It always seems like if my dick gets over excited and i start nutting,and im like "WHAT THE FUCK!" the girls ive been with dont seem to mind ,i tell them before hand,im sure they talk shit later.But how can i stop this problem? Does any one have natural methods of Viagra,or any techniques?Help a dog out"

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practice on holding it in just as its shooting up the tube...albion medical has these penis helper pills...the supposdely cure premature ejaculations and even make your cock better...its about 60 bucks a bottle buts its cheaper than seeing a uralogist

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Guest serpent of the light

that sucks. i havent gotten head in like 6 months, i'm almost 18 and still a virgin, but atleast i blow my load when its good. that would suck much

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Guest NoamChomsky

I remember some comedian said his indian name was "Cums Too Quick" Tease is on point once again.You guys gotta work for pussy.Unless youre a handsome rogue (like myself or KidBlount) you gotta be out there like a man on a mission.

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Guest im not witty

now i have heard everything,

 

first i stop going to the yard and 3rd rail to avoid hearing how do i get clean lines? whats krink?

now kids are cumming too quick. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Originally posted by im not witty

now i have heard everything,

 

first i stop going to the yard and 3rd rail to avoid hearing how do i get clean lines? whats krink?

now kids are cumming too quick. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

that was pretty funny:)

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you'd better start practicing......

 

hahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahaahhaahhahahaahhahahahahahahahaahhahaha

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well i dont have a problem in the stamina area but ive seen some crap in the mall at that spencers place that supposedly numbs you a bit so you last longer, might be worth a try eh?

or just wear a thick condom, or take it slower, or let her ride you instead... i dunno thats all i can think of

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i can help you out man. first of all cumming too fast is caused by all those times you snuck a girl in you house as a kid to fuck her. and you try to cum as quick as possible, so you wont get caught by your parents.

what you need to do is do the start and stop method. when your about to cum just stop until you can recooperate. if you dont want the girl know what your doing then play it off like you want to change positions.

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I have found over my many years of the old 'in out' game, these prolong cumming...

 

1) getting rid of 'the initial nut' - wank a few times before you do your biz.

 

2) Have an/a few alcoholic drinks - this calms you down and also stunts your sensation slightly... remember dont be to hammered else you wont be able to get it up!!!

 

3) Drugs like coke an extacy work in kind of the same way as alcohol. again dont go over the top!!

 

4) look around and think of other things, dont focus on your dick!

 

4) practise!! the more you do it, the less up tight you will be!

 

 

Skumbaluckah - Mr lover lover :love:

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Originally posted by 372ER

Fuck man i dont know how this happens but it does.It always seems like if my dick gets over excited and i start nutting,and im like "WHAT THE FUCK!" the girls ive been with dont seem to mind ,i tell them before hand,im sure they talk shit later.But how can i stop this problem? Does any one have natural methods of Viagra,or any techniques?Help a dog out"

 

masterbate more maybe?? so you can learn to control yourself when the time comes to fucking a girl.

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Guest HESHIANDET

either crank one out before hand, or if things are looking ugly start thinking about other things. i like to think of race cars and bikes. young ass ninjas don't know shit.

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just because i have to both post in every topic made, and take things too seriously:

 

in nature, there is no such thing as 'cuming too quick' all animals cum really quickly, because its the surest way to pass along your genes (for some reason nature is really fucking concerned with that).

 

the best part is, i realise full well that this topic is a joke (maybe im the only one?). i just cant imagine that someone would really come on here, posting that, hoping to get any actual advice. but since im sure there are a hundred kids sitting there all excited, hoping to finally get some sage advice, ill play along....

 

trojan has a new line of condoms wiith a numbing sort of shit inside of it, go get those. i have no idea if they would work, but im assuming they wouldnt be sold if they didnt.

 

 

good luck.

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET

. i like to think of race cars and bikes. young ass ninjas don't know shit.

 

 

hahahahahahahahaha, i think of white snowy mountains...

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Originally posted by cmeup

teaserFIENINGlikeAcrackHEADforPUSSYoner<~:crazy:

 

"pussy's a whole different... aspect of life

 

wars been started from country to country over their women..

 

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thats why every mothafucka in the world dress fly

 

every baller that can afford it they cop best ride

 

for the power of the p. u. s. s. y.

 

i knew this girl we call her sweet cooch brown

 

hands down, mami had the bombest pussy in town

 

one dip in the girl, fool thats all it took

 

one sample of the snappa an ya ass was whooped...

 

etc...

 

this song right heres my joint

 

tease you'd like it, an my man zack morris would too

 

play on playboy

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