alure Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Okay so i'm bored at work, and got to thinking of things i've heard people say before that were so fucking stupid, i couldnt believe i heard them right... so lets hear what you've heard.. "who ever invented water..was like so cool!!" the same girl also said..while talking to a guy "omg..i know you.. i slept with your boyfriend. (she's really drunk) oh..tehehe.." and the guy looks at her strangly and says "uhh..i'm not gay" she meant..friend..needless to say i choked on my beer from laughter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Could you imagine how stupid the majority of whats said on this site would sound is you were to hear it out loud in a conversation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by alure "who ever invented water..was like so cool!!" if anyone ever said this to me I would properly execute them and bury thier body in the woods... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 my first girlfriend's roommate told me i reminded her of george costanza. and then she didn't understand why i was offended. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 i was thinking the same topic to make a thread...but more of stupid thoughts or senseless questions...not more of a "you said something retard haha" type thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Hahahah, that's one of the best things I've heard all day, Quitter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 WONK SAKCARC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by High Priest Could you imagine how stupid the majority of whats said on this site would sound is you were to hear it out loud in a conversation? yeah, slipping 'wonk saggin' into a convo with someone unfamiliar with the 'ounce is a strange experience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 this dude at my work told a few of us that his mother, works with a woman, whos father...invented the axl and wheel. i shit you not. this dude is a college graduate too. wowsers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 walking out of the movie, Troy, a teen-aged girl asks her friend, "will they make a sequel?" hey ABC, still want to see some female ejaculating clips? ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by Swiffer Jet hey ABC, still want to see some female ejaculating clips? ;) hahaha, yeah, i'm sure my collegues would be well stoked. i've seen some before, but it's like watching a car crash. they're just mesmerising. can't get enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Here's one....remember this? "Can I get a girl pregant if she gives me a blowjob?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by 455 Here's one....remember this? "Can I get a girl pregant if she gives me a blowjob?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 kettie said something about how she hates fat people and looking at them make her sick. something like that that made me want to... jerk off on my sneakers and kick-fuck her in the cunt until she gets pregnant. that was another good one. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC hahaha, yeah, i'm sure my collegues would be well stoked. i've seen some before, but it's like watching a car crash. they're just mesmerising. can't get enough yeah!! i went into a sex store (for the first time) last week and saw a video with stuff like that. the gal had milky white syrup running down. (picture that infamous rotten.com picture with the japanese lady shooting poo on her face) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by iquit http://www.tvlinksonline.com/photopost/data/932/18113Mr_Furley_at_the_Reagle_Beagle.jpg'> "janet licked chrissie's what??????" http://www.crappycelebrity.com/images/larry.jpg'> "I knew it! gimme some of that freaky 70's lesbo bush you kinky hooers!" i can't believe larry called chrissie and janet "hooers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by iquit kettie said something about how she hates fat people and looking at them make her sick. something like that that made me want to... she also said she wanted to TAX fat people. and that other one is pure hilarity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by iquit i can't believe larry called chrissie and janet "hooers" :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by iquit jerk off on my sneakers and kick-fuck her in the cunt until she gets pregnant. That was my sig. for awhile, now it's some seeking posts.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by iquit i can't believe larry called chrissie and janet "hooers" i love it when they say that! it's hilarious. the first time i heard i was like 'what the fu...?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
do wuts good Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 this girl i no .. sed she didnt like yao just the way it smelt :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bEka Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 there's this girl i know who ran up to a guy wearing a bob marley shirt and said "oh my god! i love how you have some random jamaican guy on your shirt!" and she was serious. she deserved a swift kick in the throat for that one.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by do wuts good this girl i no .. sed she didnt like yao just the yea it smelt :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 14, 2004 Author Share Posted July 14, 2004 haha..too funny on a radio station "i'am the sublimes biggest fan.. when will they be coming here in concert?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted July 14, 2004 Author Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by do wuts good this girl i no .. sed she didnt like yao just the way it smelt :D say what? thats some fucking "engrish" right there.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 http://www.mds.mdh.se/~frv95pen/starwar/ewok/pubert/ewok/images/ttoaso.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/malevich/etik%2309.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 i had some broad tell me i'm racist against racists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by do wuts good this girl i no .. sed she didnt like yao just the way it smelt :D yao? as in yao ming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted July 14, 2004 Share Posted July 14, 2004 Originally posted by alure Okay so i'm bored at work, and got to thinking of things i've heard people say before that were so fucking stupid, i couldnt believe i heard them right... so lets hear what you've heard.. "who ever invented water..was like so cool!!" the same girl also said..while talking to a guy "omg..i know you.. i slept with your boyfriend. (she's really drunk) oh..tehehe.." and the guy looks at her strangly and says "uhh..i'm not gay" she meant..friend..needless to say i choked on my beer from laughter.. hahaha awesome i once knew a kid that walked into a deli and asked "how much do the quater (25 cent) drinks cost?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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