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Okay so i'm bored at work, and got to thinking of things i've heard people say before that were so fucking stupid, i couldnt believe i heard them right... so lets hear what you've heard..

 

"who ever invented water..was like so cool!!"

 

the same girl also said..while talking to a guy

 

"omg..i know you.. i slept with your boyfriend. (she's really drunk) oh..tehehe.." and the guy looks at her strangly and says "uhh..i'm not gay" she meant..friend..needless to say i choked on my beer from laughter..

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Originally posted by alure

"who ever invented water..was like so cool!!"

 

if anyone ever said this to me I would properly execute them and bury thier body in the woods...

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

hahaha, yeah, i'm sure my collegues would be well stoked. i've seen some before, but it's like watching a car crash. they're just mesmerising. can't get enough

 

yeah!! i went into a sex store (for the first time) last week and saw a video with stuff like that. the gal had milky white syrup running down. (picture that infamous rotten.com picture with the japanese lady shooting poo on her face)

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there's this girl i know who ran up to a guy wearing a bob marley shirt and said "oh my god! i love how you have some random jamaican guy on your shirt!" and she was serious. she deserved a swift kick in the throat for that one..

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Originally posted by alure

Okay so i'm bored at work, and got to thinking of things i've heard people say before that were so fucking stupid, i couldnt believe i heard them right... so lets hear what you've heard..

 

"who ever invented water..was like so cool!!"

 

the same girl also said..while talking to a guy

 

"omg..i know you.. i slept with your boyfriend. (she's really drunk) oh..tehehe.." and the guy looks at her strangly and says "uhh..i'm not gay" she meant..friend..needless to say i choked on my beer from laughter..

 

hahaha awesome

 

i once knew a kid that walked into a deli and asked "how much do the quater (25 cent) drinks cost?"

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