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i cant believe you said that..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by alure, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. alure

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    i cant believe you said that..

    Discussion started by alure - Jul 13, 2004

    Okay so i'm bored at work, and got to thinking of things i've heard people say before that were so fucking stupid, i couldnt believe i heard them right... so lets hear what you've heard..

    "who ever invented water..was like so cool!!"

    the same girl also said..while talking to a guy

    "omg..i know you.. i slept with your boyfriend. (she's really drunk) oh..tehehe.." and the guy looks at her strangly and says "uhh..i'm not gay" she meant..friend..needless to say i choked on my beer from laughter..
     
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    High Priest - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    Could you imagine how stupid the majority of whats said on this site would sound is you were to hear it out loud in a conversation?
     
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    455 - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    if anyone ever said this to me I would properly execute them and bury thier body in the woods...
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    my first girlfriend's roommate told me i reminded her of george costanza. and then she didn't understand why i was offended.

    :(
     
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    2 blaazed - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    i was thinking the same topic to make a thread...but more of stupid thoughts or senseless questions...not more of a "you said something retard haha" type thread
     
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    LaCosaNostra - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    Hahahah, that's one of the best things I've heard all day, Quitter!
     
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    TheoHuxtable - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    WONK SAKCARC
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    yeah, slipping 'wonk saggin' into a convo with someone unfamiliar with the 'ounce is a strange experience
     
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    GamblersGrin - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    this dude at my work told a few of us that his mother, works with a woman, whos father...invented the axl and wheel. i shit you not. this dude is a college graduate too. wowsers.
     
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    Swiffer Jet - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    walking out of the movie, Troy, a teen-aged girl asks her friend, "will they make a sequel?"

    hey ABC, still want to see some female ejaculating clips? ;)
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    hahaha, yeah, i'm sure my collegues would be well stoked. i've seen some before, but it's like watching a car crash. they're just mesmerising. can't get enough
     
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    455 - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    Here's one....remember this?

    "Can I get a girl pregant if she gives me a blowjob?"
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    kettie said something about how she hates fat people and looking at them make her sick. something like that that made me want to...

    jerk off on my sneakers and kick-fuck her in the cunt until she gets pregnant.

    that was another good one.

    hahaha
     
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    Swiffer Jet - Replied Jul 13, 2004

    yeah!! i went into a sex store (for the first time) last week and saw a video with stuff like that. the gal had milky white syrup running down. (picture that infamous rotten.com picture with the japanese lady shooting poo on her face)
     
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