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i cant believe you said that..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by alure, Jul 13, 2004.

  1. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    Okay so i'm bored at work, and got to thinking of things i've heard people say before that were so fucking stupid, i couldnt believe i heard them right... so lets hear what you've heard..

    "who ever invented water..was like so cool!!"

    the same girl also said..while talking to a guy

    "omg..i know you.. i slept with your boyfriend. (she's really drunk) oh..tehehe.." and the guy looks at her strangly and says "uhh..i'm not gay" she meant..friend..needless to say i choked on my beer from laughter..
     
  2. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Could you imagine how stupid the majority of whats said on this site would sound is you were to hear it out loud in a conversation?
     
  3. 455

    455 Guest

    if anyone ever said this to me I would properly execute them and bury thier body in the woods...
     
  4. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    my first girlfriend's roommate told me i reminded her of george costanza. and then she didn't understand why i was offended.

    :(
     
  5. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    i was thinking the same topic to make a thread...but more of stupid thoughts or senseless questions...not more of a "you said something retard haha" type thread
     
  6. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    Hahahah, that's one of the best things I've heard all day, Quitter!
     
  7. TheoHuxtable

    TheoHuxtable Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2004 Messages: 2,113 Likes Received: 1
  8. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    yeah, slipping 'wonk saggin' into a convo with someone unfamiliar with the 'ounce is a strange experience
     
  9. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    this dude at my work told a few of us that his mother, works with a woman, whos father...invented the axl and wheel. i shit you not. this dude is a college graduate too. wowsers.
     
  10. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    walking out of the movie, Troy, a teen-aged girl asks her friend, "will they make a sequel?"

    hey ABC, still want to see some female ejaculating clips? ;)
     
  11. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    hahaha, yeah, i'm sure my collegues would be well stoked. i've seen some before, but it's like watching a car crash. they're just mesmerising. can't get enough
     
  12. 455

    455 Guest

    Here's one....remember this?

    "Can I get a girl pregant if she gives me a blowjob?"
     
  13. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  14. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    kettie said something about how she hates fat people and looking at them make her sick. something like that that made me want to...

    jerk off on my sneakers and kick-fuck her in the cunt until she gets pregnant.

    that was another good one.

    hahaha
     
  15. Swiffer Jet

    Swiffer Jet Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 14, 2003 Messages: 2,669 Likes Received: 0
    yeah!! i went into a sex store (for the first time) last week and saw a video with stuff like that. the gal had milky white syrup running down. (picture that infamous rotten.com picture with the japanese lady shooting poo on her face)
     
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