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i can help you------------true story

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by willy.wonka, Jul 22, 2003.

  1. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i quit my job today.
    my boss is more of a monster than i could ever be.to get on his good side i got into the talks of murder with him in the "war on terrorism".his wife is supercool, but is trained to be an american by him.rumors say is that she is from the catalog, bought to be the wife of this tall passive aggressive.i heard from the last manager that he made his money from the military and after retirement, he made his money by internet porn.his love for children feed to the rumors of kiddie porn.

    he's giving this guy arron his first raise after a year.25cents=$6.50.he's gonna quit.never wanted to give me a raise after he said he would and left to china without doing so.my friend was left in charge..3 CREW members havin fun in the store making the store run right, which kept me there.everybody was having fun and still doing the job.it was a stress free zone.of coarse "jim" has his spies.we have this guy called "the dead man walkin", cause he's dying and in his dying days, he wants to come to quiznos, why not mexico?why not canada?why not europe?thats what i would be doing...wouldnt you?

    well, to get back on subject, knowing that he would be coming back started to fill our blue skys grey.But it wasnt so bad seeing them at first!
    he looked good, his wife looked pretty fine and there was somebody new.this little girl came in with this cool curious smile and introducing herself with textbook greetings.she gave me this little panda bear pendant as a gift, it was cool.they all looked good, happy to be home.

    after a couple of days i hear of his plans to open up 2 "sweatshops" in China.i was not cool with this at all.thinking that he really is one of them all american monsters, i was ready to quit.somehow i was fired after i quit, my two weeks ended today.

    after calling the IRS, Labor Board and Health Department, my day seemed a little bit better.


    HOW COULD I FORGET?! HE TOOK OUR TIPS!
    i dont know if this guy seriously believed that the money was his, but people have been fired from takin thier money out the tip jar.he yelled at my friend for splittin up the tip before he came back."thats not your money!its mine!"

    my boss "the psycho pussy" is bankin around $300 every 3 weeks.tax free baby..the only way to do it i guess.
     
  2. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i didnt want to edit, but i did...it was one of those "that that" things, when it should have been "that the"
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  4. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  5. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
     
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    boogie hands?:rolleyes:

    cannot compute?
     
  7. sneak

    sneak Guest

    he sounds like a cunt. you should go beat him up!!
     
  8. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
  9. space base

    space base Senior Member

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    I broke both of my hands last night punching holes through doors.
     
  10. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

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  11. space base

    space base Senior Member

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    Aint no doors wanna step, what?
     
  12. Born Loser

    Born Loser New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2001 Messages: 63 Likes Received: 0
    A friend of mine years ago ( may he rest in peace ) got mad at his dad one day and came down into his room and punched the wall right where the support beams were...pushing all his nuckles back about 2 inches.
     
  13. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    I would be pulling some serious jack moves on this guy. I was thinking about taking up a career as a criminal again since "they" won't let me walk the straight and narrow. So if you want some help hit me up.
     
  14. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

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    hahaha you should hit me up. America don't believe me that all i wanna do is work.
     
  15. villain

    villain Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2002 Messages: 5,190 Likes Received: 2
    Word up Mr. Yuck. If you are so fortunate as too get a job in this economy it's going to be the job that noone else wants to do anyways. So you work the hardest and get paid the least. I'm sick of this shit.... I want to beat the shit outta willy.wonka's boss.
     
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