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i can hear my neighbor having sex.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by rental, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    i think its the blond bitch in the next building that i saw closing a window earlier. id hit it. i think. i only saw her briefly.

    i like being a voyeur at times like this.


    anyone have any good voyeuristic stories that do not involve family?
  2. Hayabusa

    Hayabusa Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 6,501 Likes Received: 209
    i used to have a front row seat to our neighbour disciplining her fucking brat retard hyper ass motherfucker of a kid
    he was so annoying, she was loud, he was loud, it was ridiculous
    straight up jerry springer shit
  3. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    When i lived with my best friend, I used to be able to hear his incredibly hot girlfriend pretty well when they would have sex. Fortunately, I could never hear him, as that would have made the whole thing far less hot and far more awkward.
  4. Theo Huxtable.

    Theo Huxtable. 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jun 25, 2005 Messages: 12,706 Likes Received: 238
    my next door neighbor is always dumping his girlfriends and kicking his girlfriends out of his house. i usually peak through the blinds or the peephole as he does this. he has a different girl about every 2 months. the last time i saw him kick a chick out, he had made her pack all of her stuff in about 4 different luggage bags, and then he lifted that shit over his head, and tossed all 4 of her bags down the street. i don't know how he garnered that much strength. then she was running and screaming "help!"

    the funny thing was that during this whole time, she was screaming and crying, calling him "white trash," and he was just solemn and didn't utter a word as he tossed these big-ass pieces of luggage down the street.

    one day i feel he's going to mess with the wrong chick
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  5. HydrogenPeroxide

    HydrogenPeroxide Elite Member

    Joined: May 1, 2006 Messages: 2,672 Likes Received: 88
    My building is really old so sound travels really easily. There's these ventilation shafts that a series of bedroom windows open into and they just amplify the smallest sound, so yeah I hear my neighbors having sex all the time.

    Once or twice a week there's this one girl who just gets super loud when she masturbates. She has this crazy vibrator that must be powered by a car battery because that thing is LOUD.

    I can't complain though, I've gotten a few knocks on the door the next day about 'noise issues'. One time me and this girl got a round of applause from two other apartments that face the shaft. That was good times. She was embarassed and I was trying to high five her.

    *edit to add most of the girls are definitely smashable in this building, so its good times all around.
    Last edited: Apr 30, 2007
  6. Baron Von Counterculture

    Baron Von Counterculture Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2006 Messages: 636 Likes Received: 35
    I once heard a friends sister (we were all living together at the time) getting nailed pretty good by the sound of it, suprisingly it was only that once (her guy lived with us too the whole time we lived there) and my room was right below hers. Also in a hotel room I once stayed in you could hear the couple in the next room going at it but only if you were in the bathroom... and I've heard my bro nailing random chicks when we lived together....
  7. *42

    *42 Banned

    Joined: Apr 2, 2007 Messages: 1,464 Likes Received: 0
    Pack in my younger days when I lived in what can only really be described as a "punk rock house", we had a fairly large party.

    My friend Neil was talking up this hippy chick with arm hair all night, and feeding her beer and talking about the world and feelings and other hippy shit.

    Anywho, the ruse succeeded and he finally got her to his room. For the next while, we heard random screams and yelps. Then the noise ceased.

    When he came down in the morning I let him know that I heard screaming and he stopped dead in his tracks, looked me dead in the eye and said, "Was it me or her?"...
  8. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

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  9. *42

    *42 Banned

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    How would I know? I just heard screaming...
  10. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Just say it was the girl, and everyone's happy.
  11. *42

    *42 Banned

    Joined: Apr 2, 2007 Messages: 1,464 Likes Received: 0
    I think it's funnier knowing that some of them were Neil.
  12. giggity

    giggity New Jack

    Joined: Mar 4, 2007 Messages: 39 Likes Received: 0

    keep us updated.. hahahahaha.
  13. decibelrebel

    decibelrebel New Jack

    Joined: Sep 25, 2006 Messages: 23 Likes Received: 2
    i was in my backyard one night and could see my neighbours 15/16 year old daughter going down on one of her girlfriends in her bedroom.

    .....they say 15 gets you 20, doesn't apply if you're just watching from a distance right?
  14. groyn shmoyn

    groyn shmoyn Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 27, 2006 Messages: 3,605 Likes Received: 81
    blood fart has very disturbing moans... nuff said.
  15. shaolinmasta

    shaolinmasta Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 26, 2003 Messages: 7,884 Likes Received: 157
    decibelrebel that is pretty churrrrch /no pedo