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its funny you mention...the other day me and my girl were talking and she was like "oh damn, i could just die happy." i was like...um...really? it made me think for a second. i then asked her, " what would it take, what could be so damn good that nothing could ever be better, that you could just literally die happy?" she thought for a second and nothing came to mind. so she asked me the same question in return. without ANY hesitation i lay my answer on her:

78 degrees, slight breeze.

painting a freight in my daytime spot

drinking a 40

smoking a cig

listening to "my way" by sinatra on some headphones

all the while, getting the most crucial head ive ever gotten.

only then could i die a happy man.

her response?

"is that all? thats easy enough. as soon as the weather turns nice, youre going to die happy."

the best part: shes dead serious.

ZING!

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^ honestly mines exactly the same only it involves a stuffed garcia vega instead of a cig and a well done swiss cheese burger with raw onions katsup pickles salt, pepper and polish mustard.

 

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