Mr. Mang Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 i was looking through my local porn shop on this very rainy evening when i stumbled upon the greatest porn movie ever : "The Fucking Elvises" it's a bunch of Elvis impersonators gangbanging some slut. i haven't seen it yet, but i'm hoping for lots of sterotypical Elvis phrases like "thankyouvery much" and "awhaw". i'm not even gonna get wood. i think that goes without saying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Aw dude I couldn't hang with that. I can't handle watching gang bangs, let alone with guest appearances by Elvises. How much did you pay for that item? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 you bought porno. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 wow. you are my hero. It makes sense, I could see you hanging out in porno stores like it's no thang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 21, 2002 Author Share Posted September 21, 2002 it was like 25 bucks, but its gonna be so worth it when i review it for my zine... and yes, Mis, i am a creep like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 YES DUDE YOU SCORED!! I saw that one years back. Shoulda got it for the laugh factor. But decided to spend my money on quality masturbatory material. Went back when i had money and couldn't find it. PISTOLGREENWITHENVYONER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DorkstaR Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 haha....elvises'...nice. i have yet to purchase a porno for myself. i went to go buy a porno for my girlfriend with her best friend. we ended up getting a video called "the perfect tit". pornos are more funny than "entertaining". i highly recommend anything that has tia bella in it. *drool* even the chicks i know that watch her on video thinks shes hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang it was like 25 bucks, but its gonna be so worth it when i review it for my zine... and yes, Mis, i am a creep like that Aww hell nah, It's all about the one I'm reviewing for my zine. AWESOME ASIA TWO! It's great, all the men wear these huge strap-ons. There is this one asian dude that comes out of nowhere wearing these tiny gym shorts and he unravels this huge cock that goes down to his ankle. Then he takes of the shorts revealing a strap on. He fucks the girls from like 3 feet away, an hour and a half of comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 my little friend's friend has a brother who works at a porno place, so my little friend's friend gets fresh stuff thrown in his room constantly..... when I was younger and didn't have internet, porno places seem like such an awsome place to go to................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 21, 2002 Author Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by THEdude when I was younger and didn't have internet, porno places seem like such an awsome place to go to................ yeah, i looked at all that shit and said "why spend money when i can download half of this whole place?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 I guess it's something you just have to do..... buy your first porno. I always thought I would buy my first porn the same exact day as my 18th birthday, somehow it didn't happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by Mr. Mang i'm not even gonna get wood. i think that goes without saying... whatever, nowadays that isnt the point of porno movies, porno movies today are like real dirty comedies. that sounds fuking halerious. you ever seen these porn movies called "clicker" or something like that? those are funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest C.O.P.S Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 i own my own porno shop.............................on ebay!! really cheap and good condition.......(except some stains).... COME ONE COME ALL!!!! ONLY $20.50 http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=1564760243 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by DorkstaR haha....elvises'...nice. i have yet to purchase a porno for myself. i went to go buy a porno for my girlfriend with her best friend. we ended up getting a video called "the perfect tit". pornos are more funny than "entertaining". i highly recommend anything that has tia bella in it. *drool* even the chicks i know that watch her on video thinks shes hot. thas cause you are twelve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Is that what you tell the girls mand...that all the tapes are for "reviewing" purposes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 21, 2002 Author Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by socrates Is that what you tell the girls mand...that all the tapes are for "reviewing" purposes haha actually yeah. i jsut watched some of it just a minute ago. it's so low quality - acting and special effects. some lady just sits there and wishes for elvises and they all appear. and bone her - ELVIS IMPERSONATION PHRASES AND ALL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Do they have the hair???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 21, 2002 Author Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by socrates Do they have the hair???? yeah! hair and accents. the whoel nine yards. when they're fucking her they say shit like "aw haw" and shit like that. fantastic. some of their elvis haircuts are nothing but tamed mullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Can we get some screen shots??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 "Ironic Porn Purchase Leads to Unironic Ejaculation" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest angry xbox Posted September 21, 2002 Share Posted September 21, 2002 Originally posted by socrates Can we get some screen shots??? yes please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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