Weapon X Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 Someone I know called me this a while back, and he was being serious. If you're a retard who nobody likes, I'll be your friend. I'll be seen at the mall with you, I'll argue with you, and I'll collect baseball players' autographs with you (that is, after all, the ultimate retard activity). When you need someone to roll your spliffs for you, I'll be there. And when you cut someone off retardedly on a major street, I'll be the one yelling "fuck you!" after they honk. I'll accept your collect calls from jail after you've been booked with possession of crack, and I'll make sure you don't choke on your own vomit after you're OD'ing on the carpet and everyone else has left. I'll listen to your retarded girl problems, and I'll give you peptalks when you're unemployed and not motivated to get a next job. I'll be the only one not laughing when you rip your shirt off, play with your nipples and run around the park, crying about how Rock and Roll is dead. For real. Should I stop being the Patron Saint of Retards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 you, sir, are the human embodiment of all that's wrong with the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I'll be the only one not laughing when you rip your shirt off' date=' play with your nipples and run around the park, crying about how Rock and Roll is dead.[/quote'] anyone who wouldn't laugh at that is a retard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 anyone who wouldn't laugh at that is a retard It was pretty sad. The dude was literally crying about the fate of rock, and just going batshit insane. I don't know what the nipples had to do with anything, though, but apparently, he felt that nipple arousal has everything to do with rock n roll. The cops finally picked him up after he threatened to rape some old lady, or something like that. I give this dude more respect than his own brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 wait, so that actaully happened? awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 right on weapon X are you talking about actual retards here though, or normal guys who are just stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 stupid retards nice, but stupid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 8, 2006 Author Share Posted April 8, 2006 right on weapon X are you talking about actual retards here though, or normal guys who are just stupid? A little from column A, a little from column B. Literally. I know a lot of people who were diagnosed with mental disabilities at an early age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 wow my reply was too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 so your like tease's father and your the godfather of porkchop and her cousin's kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 haha^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 The google add says i should invest in anti graffiti coating... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Listen to the almighty Google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 So who's your favourite self-representing artist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 are you happy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 props! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 R0CK N R0LL WILL NEVER DIE D00D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 it's only bc you do all this on the internet. but we've already spoke about this. internet forums are real life to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 internet forums > real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I was on the same tip as you were Weapon, till I started blowing up. What's with this world and loving this born to lose bullshit? Btw, telling people how you actually feel leads to a lot less people calling you about parties on the weekends. For better or worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 What did weapon do to deserve such animosity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 10, 2006 Author Share Posted April 10, 2006 ^ Internet forums aren't real, therefore I don't exist. So wtf you talking about? Gamblers, you're right, I should take your advice. So next time I'm having a bad day, I'll take some issue that has no bearing on my life up with you. Maybe it'll make me feel better - it does make you feel better, right? Any more outta you, and I'll come infect you with AIDS, you nerd ass motherfucker. :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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