fermentor666 Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 *****Before you read this thread, it would be good to download this song by Romanian disco god O-Zone, Dragostea Din Tei. After you are done dancing, put the song on loop and read this thread, because I had it on loop the whole time this happened.***** This takes place in the Celebrity Chat 3 room on the AOL Instant Messenger Chat network. It is the result of ROMANIAN DANCE FEVER. The chat talk is funny, but long. If you want, skip to the IM's because they are pretty golden, but they will be funnier if you read the chat first. For reference, I am "yagieo" and defyoner is "dephyoner". The names have not been changed to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent. I edited out a ton of bot bullshit, people leaving and entering, and horny teenagers talking about how horny they are. The timestamps make it harder to read, but I couldn't get them out. For some reason, this room was infested with sex bots, virus bots, middle schoolers, and tons of people who called me and dephy faggots. It's funny how everyone thought I was cruising for 12 year olds when all I wanted to do is THE DANCING: (Oh and this was just pointed out to me and makes this so much more awesome: "numa numa yay = you cant you cant take me") (12:17:03 AM) You have just entered room "Celebrity Gossip 3." GRANT0689 (12:17:12 AM): hey sweetiewebcam19f (12:17:14 AM): hi highbiker4 (12:17:20 AM): 18 male with pics press 22 GRANT0689 (12:17:24 AM): 22 GRANT0689 (12:17:26 AM): JK (12:17:26 AM) dephyone has entered the room. yagieo (12:17:31 AM): HELLO highbiker4 (12:17:32 AM): haha your hay dephyone (12:17:33 AM): o-zone is so hot HotPiNkChik57 (12:17:33 AM): HOTT GUYS WITH PICS IM ME dmb3463 (12:17:38 AM): 19.f.va...IM me to talk yagieo (12:17:44 AM): DAS ROMANIA KNOW DAS O-ZONE? yagieo (12:17:49 AM): HE IS BIG CELEBRITY IN ROMANIA dephyone (12:17:50 AM): 20" BABY GIRL 25O (12:17:56 AM): who is cute thats a boy and 14 Wally93311 (12:18:01 AM): hey looking for a hott guy push 93322 dephyone (12:18:10 AM): 93321 yagieo (12:18:12 AM): WHO IS KNOING THE O-ZONE IN AMERICA? mathewpui (12:18:29 AM): any girls here with pic press 33 yagieo (12:18:32 AM): NO ONE? dephyone (12:18:33 AM): 34 yagieo (12:18:38 AM): NO ONE IS KNOWING THE O-ZONE? BRitaniTY (12:18:45 AM): no BABY GIRL 25O (12:18:48 AM): i have a pic yagieo (12:18:51 AM): YOU AMERICAN CAPITOLIST PIGS KNOW NOT TALENT IF IT BIT YOU IN PIGS ASS BRitaniTY (12:18:59 AM): wait are they a bunch of white dudes BRitaniTY (12:19:02 AM): with jelled hair yagieo (12:19:08 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY yagieo (12:19:11 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY HotPiNkChik57 (12:19:15 AM): HOTT GUYS 13-15 WITH PICS IM ME dephyone (12:19:16 AM): o-zone is romanian dance musek yagieo (12:19:17 AM): DANCE YOU AMERICAN WOMAN WHORES jacquline93 (12:19:19 AM): is there any boy in this room sevendustfan04 (12:19:22 AM): who else thinks sevendust kicks ass BRitaniTY (12:19:25 AM): lol dephyone (12:19:29 AM): sevendust blows ass mathewpui (12:19:31 AM): i am 18 m here yagieo (12:19:33 AM): SEVEN DUST DOES NOT KNOW THE DANCE AeroGuy2008 (12:19:34 AM): yagieo what r u talkin about? dephyone (12:19:39 AM): O_ZONE yagieo (12:19:40 AM): DAS ROMANIA yagieo (12:19:41 AM): O-ZONE AeroGuy2008 (12:19:43 AM): where r u from? dephyone (12:19:44 AM): THE DANCE GROUPING yagieo (12:19:44 AM): FOOLISH AMERICAN BOY sevendustfan04 (12:19:47 AM): fuck you dephyone sevendustfan04 (12:19:52 AM): the dance yagieo (12:19:54 AM): NO sevendustfan04 (12:19:55 AM): im glad they dont yagieo (12:19:58 AM): DO NOT FUCK THE DEPHY yagieo (12:20:02 AM): HE WILL SHOOT YOU IN EYE sevendustfan04 (12:20:04 AM): fuck you then AeroGuy2008 (12:20:04 AM): yagieo where r u from? dephyone (12:20:07 AM): sevendust = pearljam shit cover band that likes massive cock yagieo (12:20:07 AM): FOR BEING INSOLENT PRICK sevendustfan04 (12:20:13 AM): pearl jam? yagieo (12:20:14 AM): I AM FROM DA ROMANIA AeroGuy2008 (12:20:24 AM): i am Hungarian sevendustfan04 (12:20:24 AM): wtf does sevendust have to do with pearl jam? yagieo (12:20:28 AM): WEHER WE DO THE DANCE yagieo (12:20:30 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY yagieo (12:20:33 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YA yagieo (12:20:51 AM): DAH yagieo (12:20:54 AM): HUNGARY IS GOOD yagieo (12:21:02 AM): NOT AS GOOD AS ROMANIA :) :) :) mathewpui (12:21:04 AM): any girls here press 22 with pic press 33 or im me sevendustfan04 (12:21:07 AM): sevendust kicks ass AeroGuy2008 (12:21:10 AM): lol sevendustfan04 (12:21:13 AM): anybody who dont like it sevendustfan04 (12:21:15 AM): fuck you dephyone (12:21:16 AM): 44 yagieo (12:21:29 AM): SEVENDUST DOES NOT KNOW THE DANCE yagieo (12:21:32 AM): O-ZONE KNOWS THE DANCE yagieo (12:21:36 AM): DO THE DISCO-ZONE mathewpui (12:21:38 AM): dephyone u r jk right sevendustfan04 (12:21:41 AM): im glad they dont know the dance dephyone (12:21:44 AM): ? yagieo (12:21:49 AM): SEVENDUST IS SAD SAD PUSSY MEN dephyone (12:21:52 AM): i dont want to see yor 15 year old penis mathewpui (12:21:55 AM): dephyone asl dephyone (12:22:05 AM): 75/m/fl yagieo (12:22:10 AM): SEVENDUST COME TO ROMANIA AND GET CRUSHED mathewpui (12:22:13 AM): ok sevendustfan04 (12:22:15 AM): damn i can tell who listens to the radio dephyone (12:22:20 AM): you mathewpui (12:22:22 AM): any girls here press 22 yagieo (12:22:23 AM): LOL yagieo (12:22:26 AM): 21 dephyone (12:22:31 AM): sevendust is fucking airways garbage dephyone (12:22:43 AM): for pussy ass 16 year olds who try to commit suicide sevendustfan04 (12:22:51 AM): they dont even get played on the airways sevendustfan04 (12:22:53 AM): dumbass yagieo (12:22:55 AM): WHO LIKE DAS O-ZONE MaxManJony (12:23:02 AM): GUESS WHAT yagieo (12:23:04 AM): SEVENDUST IS NOT PLAYED IN ROMANIA BECAUSE THEY ARE GIRL MEN sevendustfan04 (12:23:04 AM): dephone? sevendustfan04 (12:23:07 AM): whats you like? MaxManJony (12:23:09 AM): U GUYS ARE PUSSYS sevendustfan04 (12:23:09 AM): usher dephyone (12:23:14 AM): usher sucks sevendustfan04 (12:23:14 AM): eminem dephyone (12:23:17 AM): no sevendustfan04 (12:23:21 AM): well what dephyone (12:23:24 AM): you are so pop MaxManJony (12:23:32 AM): PUSSYS sevendustfan04 (12:23:41 AM): im not pop yagieo (12:23:45 AM): MAXMANJONY IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE HUNG ON STRING sevendustfan04 (12:23:45 AM): i dont like it MaxManJony (12:23:46 AM): U GUYS GO BUT FUCK SOME WERE ELSE yagieo (12:23:55 AM): WHO WANT TO GOSSIP CELEBRITIES? dephyone (12:24:00 AM): sevendust is pop yagieo (12:24:01 AM): I WANT TALK ABOUT O-ZONE sevendustfan04 (12:24:04 AM): no theyre not hmgrammer193 (12:24:09 AM): all hott guys 11-14 IM me! 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KornEATcorN (12:37:04 AM): hello SimplePlanHun252 (12:37:05 AM): ne hot guys wanna chat with a 15/f IM me yagieo (12:37:12 AM): IN ROMANIA PEDOPHILES HAVE TONGUES CUT OUT AND SOLD AT FISH MARKET dephyone (12:37:12 AM): JAIL BAIT KornEATcorN (12:37:13 AM): ahah i'm 15 m W1ll1sW (12:38:06 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny yagieo (12:38:10 AM): HEY WAHT'S UP ROMANIAN MAN SEEKING THE DANCE PARTY KornEATcorN (12:38:11 AM): i am iam KornEATcorN (12:38:12 AM): lol yagieo (12:38:27 AM): PRESS 444 IF YOU WANT THE YES DANCE W1ll1sW (12:38:28 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls W1ll1sW (12:38:30 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls W1ll1sW (12:38:31 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls W1ll1sW (12:38:32 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls W1ll1sW (12:38:33 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls W1ll1sW (12:38:35 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls W1ll1sW (12:38:36 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls W1ll1sW (12:38:38 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls yagieo (12:38:45 AM): WHAT ARE YOU SEEKING? yagieo (12:38:46 AM): I CAN'T READ THAT FAST yagieo (12:38:48 AM): SLOW DOWN W1ll1sW (12:38:53 AM): IM ME U WHORES yagieo (12:39:23 AM): THE DANCING YES yagieo (12:39:29 AM): I LIKE THE YES DANCING yagieo (12:39:35 AM): BRITANITIY DO THE YES DANCE W1ll1sW (12:39:40 AM): wtf W1ll1sW (12:39:47 AM): shut up yugio W1ll1sW (12:39:51 AM): u make no sense yagieo (12:39:58 AM): I AM THE MAKING SENSE W1ll1sW (12:40:02 AM): ur heart is not in the cards yagieo (12:40:03 AM): I AM TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITY O-ZONE W1ll1sW (12:40:03 AM): lol AeroGuy2008 (12:40:12 AM): yagieo shut up u romanian trash! yagieo (12:40:12 AM): YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SEX GIRLS yagieo (12:40:22 AM): AERO I THOUGHT WE WERE THE FRIENDS W1ll1sW (12:40:26 AM): i'm also speaking english, ho yagieo (12:40:27 AM): BROTHERS IN SLOVAKIA FUMES30412 (12:40:47 AM): yo AeroGuy2008 (12:40:48 AM): Slovakians r just as nasty as romanian FUMES30412 (12:41:15 AM): 15/m/pic girls im me im bored wishaponstars4u (12:41:16 AM): yo W1ll1sW (12:41:29 AM): r u all lesbos? yagieo (12:41:31 AM): DO THE DANCING W1ll1sW (12:41:32 AM): IM ME!!! AeroGuy2008 (12:41:33 AM): yagieo ur dancing romanian trash yagieo (12:41:36 AM): YES yagieo (12:41:39 AM): I AM THE DANCING ROMANIAN dephyone (12:41:43 AM): dah AeroGuy2008 (12:41:43 AM): TRASH yagieo (12:41:44 AM): DANCE NOMA NOMA YAY dephyone (12:41:45 AM): ive seen it yagieo (12:41:55 AM): TRASH MEANS SEXGOD IN ROMANIA FUMES30412 (12:41:55 AM): wishaponstars4u: dephyone (12:41:56 AM): he dances like no other yagieo (12:42:02 AM): I AM THE DANCING ROMANIAN SEX GOD AeroGuy2008 (12:42:06 AM): yea sure it doesnt sinsational526 (12:42:22 AM): hey whats up any hot looking guys in here that are 19-24 and want to chat with a 18/f/fl/hawaiian Whirley2827 (12:42:27 AM): hott horny girls press 2828 dephyone (12:42:42 AM): 2827 ***** AeroGuy2008, a very creepy scary 14-year old homosexual from Hungary IM's me ***** dephyone (12:42:48 AM): 2829 yagieo (12:42:58 AM): 292929 Whirley2827 (12:43:23 AM): hott horny girls press 2828 sinsational526 (12:44:01 AM): hey whats up any hot looking guys in here that are 19-24 and want to chat with a 18/f/fl/hawaiian ElementSk8ter591 (12:44:02 AM): NE LADIES WANNA CHAT W/ A FINE SURFER/SKATER IM ME OR PRESS 123 The evilage (12:44:10 AM): hello dephyone (12:44:15 AM): |\| | 6 6 E |2 yagieo (12:44:45 AM): 124 The evilage (12:44:45 AM): hello yagieo (12:44:52 AM): HELLO DO THE DANCINK xRosesforRazorsx (12:44:53 AM): Hello. dephyone (12:44:57 AM): IF YOU ARE BLACK PLEASE PRESS 95 The evilage (12:45:02 AM): wuz up? KornEATcorN (12:45:06 AM): hey xRosesforRazorsx (12:45:08 AM): .... xRosesforRazorsx (12:45:15 AM): This seems like a...fun....group. KornEATcorN (12:45:15 AM): hey QuiteTrue2 (12:45:16 AM): 95 KornEATcorN (12:45:19 AM): 99 KornEATcorN (12:45:23 AM): 5 Ubermouser (12:45:24 AM): fun... KornEATcorN (12:45:25 AM): 11 KornEATcorN (12:45:25 AM): 3 LiLaZnMiSsA123 (12:45:26 AM): can any1 help a latina wit here homework plezzzzz KornEATcorN (12:45:27 AM): 4 KornEATcorN (12:45:44 AM): mexican mikebrooks311 (12:45:51 AM): hi bored 18 m tx pics im me KornEATcorN (12:45:53 AM): language hw dephyone (12:45:56 AM): ANY ONE WANNA CHECK THAT LATINA FOR HER GREEN CARD -------- And that's where the chat ends. During the chat I also got the following IM's mixed in with the spam and attempts to launch viruses....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Random guy or girl, probably a guy praying that I was a female: impulsekahlo (12:28:20 AM): hey asl yagieo (12:28:28 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY impulsekahlo (12:28:54 AM): uh yeah i've got to say that's totally hot ...quidado yagieo (12:29:04 AM): MAYA HEEE MAYA HOOOO impulsekahlo (12:30:18 AM): luh yeah so i take it you are #1) autistic #2) have touretts syndorme #3) foreign yagieo (12:30:41 AM): I AM DOING THE DANCE impulsekahlo (12:30:52 AM): yeah what dance? yagieo (12:30:58 AM): DAH impulsekahlo (12:32:32 AM): oKAY SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE someone namely my mother SHOOTS you with her camoflage todom pokle yagieo (12:33:09 AM): DAH YOU ARE TEH IM ME impulsekahlo (12:33:16 AM): DAH! yagieo (12:33:41 AM): DAH NOW YOU ARE DAH GETINK IT impulsekahlo signed off at 12:47:03 AM. ------- HEYYY LAEVE MY 12 YAER OLDE FREIDNS AL0NE TEHY ARE JUST TRIYNG TO HAEV TEH SEX0R!!!~@!@~!@!!~#~!!~!! marineraiderww2 (12:30:20 AM): hey dude leave my friends alone ok i dont even no y one of em dragged me into a place full of perverts like u who talk like that 2 12 year olds! yagieo (12:30:28 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY yagieo (12:30:30 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY yagieo (12:30:32 AM): DO THE DANCINK marineraiderww2 (12:30:49 AM): u need sum serious help yagieo (12:31:08 AM): IN ROMANIA WE CANNOT GET HELP, INSTEAD WE GET FISH marineraiderww2 (12:31:37 AM): u r won wierd idiot yagieo (12:32:04 AM): IN ROMANIA WIERD MEANS AWESOME marineraiderww2 (12:32:19 AM): y? yagieo (12:33:19 AM): BECAUSE THAT IS HOW LANGUAGE IS EXISTS marineraiderww2 (12:33:30 AM): u need sum serious help yagieo (12:33:50 AM): I TOLD YOU ALL I GET IS FISH ---------------- This was the last IM I got, but I don't want to end my thread on a scary, deeply disturbing note. In the chat room, I noticed this kid was a little friendly. Then he called me a shithead or something and I thought I wouldn't hear from him. What follows walks the fine line down human decency before falling right off into a horrifying police set-up. I tried to get him to stop IM'ing me but he wouldn't until I put him on block. Part of me does not want this to see the light of day, but for educational purposes I will post it: AeroGuy2008 (12:42:45 AM): ur not a sex god yagieo (12:42:52 AM): YEAH I KNOW IT'S ALL A LIE AeroGuy2008 (12:43:11 AM): how old r u? yagieo (12:43:11 AM): BY LIE I MEAN IT IS ALL TRUE yagieo (12:43:17 AM): I AM THE OLD AeroGuy2008 (12:43:32 AM): how old? yagieo (12:43:40 AM): HOW OLD ARE YOU? AeroGuy2008 (12:43:43 AM): 14 AeroGuy2008 (12:43:43 AM): u? AeroGuy2008 (12:44:09 AM): hm? yagieo (12:44:32 AM): I AM OLDER AeroGuy2008 (12:44:50 AM): how old i love older men AeroGuy2008 (12:44:56 AM): :-* yagieo (12:45:05 AM): I AM NOT THE GAY SORRY AeroGuy2008 (12:45:21 AM): but i am AeroGuy2008 (12:45:27 AM): how big is ur cock? yagieo (12:45:31 AM): THAT IS GOOD BUT I AM NOT SORRY AeroGuy2008 (12:46:02 AM): how big is ur cock? yagieo (12:46:12 AM): I AM THE DANCE KING ROMANIA yagieo (12:46:18 AM): I AM THE DANCE WITH LADIES AeroGuy2008 (12:46:26 AM): dance with me in the bed yagieo (12:46:40 AM): NO I DANCE ON DANCE FLOOR WITH WOMEN WITH ARMPIT HAIRS AeroGuy2008 (12:46:41 AM): dance with me all night long AeroGuy2008 (12:47:10 AM): dont warn me baby it turns me on when a man resists me yagieo (12:47:31 AM): I AM THE WARN YOU BECAUSE OF THE SEX HARRASSMENT YOU ARE THE GIVING AeroGuy2008 (12:47:33 AM): warn me baby harder harder yagieo (12:47:34 AM): STOP THE HARRASSMENT yagieo (12:47:38 AM): NOMA NOMA NAY AeroGuy2008 (12:47:59 AM): i hope that means fuck fuck me yagieo (12:48:43 AM): IT MEANS I DANCE FOR WOMAN NOT MEN SORRY YOU ARE CREEPY AeroGuy2008 (12:48:54 AM): i wanna put ur hard cock in my ass so u can fuck me hard yagieo (12:49:16 AM): OMG BLOCKED AeroGuy2008 signed off at 12:49:22 AM. ------- And on a more homophobicly heterosexual note, this asshole right here who wanted me to fight him: ViperKing5555 (12:33:55 AM): ur gay shut the fuck up yagieo (12:34:07 AM): I AM DAH HAPPY YES yagieo (12:34:13 AM): YOU AMERICAN LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE DAH HAPPY ViperKing5555 (12:34:45 AM): im not sayin u happy im sayin u like other guys dumn ass yagieo (12:35:17 AM): DAT IS NOT TRUE I LIKE DAH O-ZONE DISCO MUSIC NOMA NOMA ViperKing5555 (12:36:22 AM): ok wut the fuck is th o-zone yagieo (12:36:37 AM): O-ZONE IS YES DANCE PARTY ViperKing5555 (12:37:19 AM): o ok i see so u go to the o-zone an dance with other naked guys rite yagieo (12:37:27 AM): NO DANCE WITH WOMAN yagieo (12:37:34 AM): SLUT WOMEN HAVE DANCE PARTY ALL NIGHT ViperKing5555 (12:37:39 AM): yea shure it is yagieo (12:37:53 AM): IN ROMANIA, SHURE MEANS DUMPLING ViperKing5555 (12:38:52 AM): i dont fuckin care wut any thing meens fron america in romainea yagieo (12:39:15 AM): THEN WAHY ARE YOU THE MESSAGEING ME CAPITOLIST SCUM? ViperKing5555 (12:40:13 AM): my god kid r u fuckin dumn or somthin yagieo (12:41:09 AM): AT LEAST I CAN SPELL WHEN I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND YOU FOOL ViperKing5555 (12:41:48 AM): i can spell dumn ass yagieo (12:42:11 AM): LOL NICE yagieo (12:42:15 AM): I LOVE HOW YOU SPELL DUMB yagieo (12:42:19 AM): FUCKING DORK yagieo (12:42:27 AM): WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, E-BEAT ME? ViperKing5555 (12:43:33 AM): yea maby i will just knock ur gay ass out mother fucker yagieo (12:44:08 AM): YEAH I COUNT LIKE FOUR SPELLING MISTAKES IN THAT SENTANCE BEFORE MY MIND JUST SHUTS YOU OUT yagieo (12:44:15 AM): COME KNOCK ME OUT yagieo (12:44:26 AM): /ME GETS READY TO FIGHT ViperKing5555 (12:47:52 AM): u wanna fuckin fight then u fuckin come out here to the states cuz im not goin over their when it will just be a waist of my time cuz fightin u will be so fuckin easy seein how u think ur all good u gotta be the ferfect speller an all that yagieo (12:48:04 AM): LOL yagieo (12:48:18 AM): IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE CRUSHED LIKE MILK CARTON UNDER CIGARETTE TRUCK yagieo (12:48:27 AM): THEN SHOT BY CIGARETTE TRUCK DRIVER ViperKing5555 (12:50:09 AM): o please mother fucker if u com over here ull be shot befor u even get one foot in the states yagieo (12:50:25 AM): I HAVE BEEN TO STATES yagieo (12:50:32 AM): STATES FOR PUSSY, ROMANIA FOR REAL MEN yagieo (12:50:36 AM): MEN WHO SPELL CORRECTLY yagieo (12:50:40 AM): WE HAVE GOOD SPELLING BEE yagieo (12:50:46 AM): WIN IN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ViperKing5555 (12:51:22 AM): hahahahahahahahahaha dont u just fuckin wish yagieo (12:52:22 AM): I AM HAVING TO GO NOW, MUST PRACTICE SPELLING, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROW BALLS TO COME TO ROMANIA TO FIGHT WITH ME AND I WILL TAKE YOUR EYES AND PLACE THEM IN JAR BY BED yagieo (12:52:28 AM): EVERY NIGHT I WILL STARE AT EYES yagieo (12:52:29 AM): AND SAY yagieo (12:52:30 AM): I WIN ViperKing5555 (12:54:10 AM): dude like i said i aint waistin my time comin over their when i kno ill crush u like a fuckin bug yagieo (12:54:26 AM): BECAUSE YOU ARE PUSSY ViperKing5555 (12:54:31 AM): so if u wanna fight me then u com over here yagieo (12:54:43 AM): I HAVE COME TO AMERICA yagieo (12:54:51 AM): I DID NOT SEE YOUR ASS AROUND, YOU MUST BE PUSSY SCARED OF ME ViperKing5555 (12:55:51 AM): yea when where u ever in america yagieo (12:56:07 AM): I AM DONE TALKING, I PUT ON BLOCK YOU NOW. HAVE FUN IN AMERICA WITH YOUR CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND STYROFOAM YOU CAPITALIST MONSTER PIG FUCKER ViperKing5555 signed off at 12:56:12 AM. -------- There you have it, the result of the decline of western civilization. Tearing it down brick by brick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 you fucking people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 < i approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I don't get it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 listen to the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC/DC Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I like how in a room full of people wanting cyber sex, asking if girls wanted to see their respective cocks and porn ads, you were the perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 im soo confused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I'm so glad my friends aren't like that....Jeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Originally posted by AC/DC@Jan 6 2005, 07:09 AM I like how in a room full of people wanting cyber sex, asking if girls wanted to see their respective cocks and porn ads, you were the perverts. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 OH MAN. i've had this song on my mp3 player and playing on my pc for the past 2 weeks. hahahahaha. funny coincidence. oh man. and yageio, wtf. u'vr been on my buddy list for like a year or 2. i had no clue u were fermentor666. numa numa numa ay. areevaderchy, have a slutty day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Damn son, and i thought E4AE and my aim convos were fucked up. I didn't actually read much, i got bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 you guys are insane! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 The incredible video for this infectious song: http://mapage.noos.fr/martialro/ozone/video.html Really, the IM's are the best part if you don't have patience for the chat (I wouldn't have patience for the chat, either) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 eh. the 12 year olds talking really got dumb, quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I just tried to repeat your chatting successes but ended up with some woman from california hitting on me even though I was saying nothing to her but DANCE DANCE PARTY ROMANIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR«@Jan 7 2005, 12:52 AM eh. the 12 year olds talking really got dumb, quick. Quoted post I've seen what you think of the Romanian dance party, your opinion is biased. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 yagieo (12:52:22 AM): I AM HAVING TO GO NOW, MUST PRACTICE SPELLING, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROW BALLS TO COME TO ROMANIA TO FIGHT WITH ME AND I WILL TAKE YOUR EYES AND PLACE THEM IN JAR BY BED yagieo (12:52:28 AM): EVERY NIGHT I WILL STARE AT EYES yagieo (12:52:29 AM): AND SAY yagieo (12:52:30 AM): I WIN this is fucking gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyLode Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 LINK Thats another video of it I saw on myspace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 best part: yagieo (12:48:18 AM): IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE CRUSHED LIKE MILK CARTON UNDER CIGARETTE TRUCK yagieo (12:48:27 AM): THEN SHOT BY CIGARETTE TRUCK DRIVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyLode@Jan 6 2005, 07:54 PM LINK Thats another video of it I saw on myspace... Quoted post i remember the first time i saw that. the way his face scrunches together and expands is fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 seriously. when he starts lifting his arms and shit, it ruins the whole video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jan 6 2005, 08:25 PM yagieo (12:52:22 AM): I AM HAVING TO GO NOW, MUST PRACTICE SPELLING, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROW BALLS TO COME TO ROMANIA TO FIGHT WITH ME AND I WILL TAKE YOUR EYES AND PLACE THEM IN JAR BY BED yagieo (12:52:28 AM): EVERY NIGHT I WILL STARE AT EYES yagieo (12:52:29 AM): AND SAY yagieo (12:52:30 AM): I WIN this is fucking gold. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 This thread should be stickied if just one more convo is posted. It will push it over the threshold from just "fucking awesome" to "beyond all human concept of fucking awesome". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Today, 12:23 AM marineraiderww2 (12:33:30 AM): u need sum serious help yagieo (12:33:50 AM): I TOLD YOU ALL I GET IS FISH Quoted post hahahahahahahaahahaahahah :lol: found this particularly funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest porksandwich Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 yagieo (12:44:08 AM): YEAH I COUNT LIKE FOUR SPELLING MISTAKES IN THAT SENTANCE BEFORE MY MIND JUST SHUTS YOU OUT sentence... but thats not my point. yagieo (12:33:50 AM): I TOLD YOU ALL I GET IS FISH this is the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Jan 6 2005, 07:59 PM I just tried to repeat your chatting successes but ended up with some woman from california hitting on me even though I was saying nothing to her but DANCE DANCE PARTY ROMANIA Quoted post golden rule of computernet chatrooms: if some random hot chick from cali is hitting on you and you dont know why, she most certainly has a penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest porksandwich Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 golden rule of computernet chatrooms: if some random hot chick from cali is hitting on you and you dont know why, she most certainly has a penis. Quoted post a penis and a badge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 This is why I didn't respond to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted February 5, 2005 Share Posted February 5, 2005 yagieo (12:48:18 AM): IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE CRUSHED LIKE MILK CARTON UNDER CIGARETTE TRUCK yagieo (12:48:27 AM): THEN SHOT BY CIGARETTE TRUCK DRIVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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