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I AM ROMANIAN DANCE KING

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fermentor666, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. fermentor666

    fermentor666 12oz Veteran Member

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    I AM ROMANIAN DANCE KING

    Discussion started by fermentor666 - Jan 6, 2005

    *****Before you read this thread, it would be good to download this song by Romanian disco god O-Zone, Dragostea Din Tei. After you are done dancing, put the song on loop and read this thread, because I had it on loop the whole time this happened.*****

    This takes place in the Celebrity Chat 3 room on the AOL Instant Messenger Chat network. It is the result of ROMANIAN DANCE FEVER. The chat talk is funny, but long. If you want, skip to the IM's because they are pretty golden, but they will be funnier if you read the chat first. For reference, I am "yagieo" and defyoner is "dephyoner". The names have not been changed to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent.

    I edited out a ton of bot bullshit, people leaving and entering, and horny teenagers talking about how horny they are. The timestamps make it harder to read, but I couldn't get them out.

    For some reason, this room was infested with sex bots, virus bots, middle schoolers, and tons of people who called me and dephy faggots. It's funny how everyone thought I was cruising for 12 year olds when all I wanted to do is THE DANCING:

    (Oh and this was just pointed out to me and makes this so much more awesome: "numa numa yay = you cant you cant take me")​



    (12:17:03 AM) You have just entered room "Celebrity Gossip 3."

    GRANT0689 (12:17:12 AM): hey
    sweetiewebcam19f (12:17:14 AM): hi
    highbiker4 (12:17:20 AM): 18 male with pics press 22
    GRANT0689 (12:17:24 AM): 22
    GRANT0689 (12:17:26 AM): JK
    (12:17:26 AM) dephyone has entered the room.
    yagieo (12:17:31 AM): HELLO
    highbiker4 (12:17:32 AM): haha your hay
    dephyone (12:17:33 AM): o-zone is so hot
    HotPiNkChik57 (12:17:33 AM): HOTT GUYS WITH PICS IM ME
    dmb3463 (12:17:38 AM): 19.f.va...IM me to talk

    yagieo (12:17:44 AM): DAS ROMANIA KNOW DAS O-ZONE?
    yagieo (12:17:49 AM): HE IS BIG CELEBRITY IN ROMANIA
    dephyone (12:17:50 AM): 20"
    BABY GIRL 25O (12:17:56 AM): who is cute thats a boy and 14
    Wally93311 (12:18:01 AM): hey looking for a hott guy push 93322
    dephyone (12:18:10 AM): 93321
    yagieo (12:18:12 AM): WHO IS KNOING THE O-ZONE IN AMERICA?
    mathewpui (12:18:29 AM): any girls here with pic press 33
    yagieo (12:18:32 AM): NO ONE?
    dephyone (12:18:33 AM): 34
    yagieo (12:18:38 AM): NO ONE IS KNOWING THE O-ZONE?
    BRitaniTY (12:18:45 AM): no
    BABY GIRL 25O (12:18:48 AM): i have a pic
    yagieo (12:18:51 AM): YOU AMERICAN CAPITOLIST PIGS KNOW NOT TALENT IF IT BIT YOU IN PIGS ASS
    BRitaniTY (12:18:59 AM): wait are they a bunch of white dudes
    BRitaniTY (12:19:02 AM): with jelled hair


    yagieo (12:19:08 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY
    yagieo (12:19:11 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY
    HotPiNkChik57 (12:19:15 AM): HOTT GUYS 13-15 WITH PICS IM ME
    dephyone (12:19:16 AM): o-zone is romanian dance musek
    yagieo (12:19:17 AM): DANCE YOU AMERICAN WOMAN WHORES
    jacquline93 (12:19:19 AM): is there any boy in this room

    sevendustfan04 (12:19:22 AM): who else thinks sevendust kicks ass
    BRitaniTY (12:19:25 AM): lol
    dephyone (12:19:29 AM): sevendust blows ass
    mathewpui (12:19:31 AM): i am 18 m here
    yagieo (12:19:33 AM): SEVEN DUST DOES NOT KNOW THE DANCE
    AeroGuy2008 (12:19:34 AM): yagieo what r u talkin about?
    dephyone (12:19:39 AM): O_ZONE
    yagieo (12:19:40 AM): DAS ROMANIA
    yagieo (12:19:41 AM): O-ZONE
    AeroGuy2008 (12:19:43 AM): where r u from?
    dephyone (12:19:44 AM): THE DANCE GROUPING
    yagieo (12:19:44 AM): FOOLISH AMERICAN BOY
    sevendustfan04 (12:19:47 AM): fuck you dephyone
    sevendustfan04 (12:19:52 AM): the dance
    yagieo (12:19:54 AM): NO
    sevendustfan04 (12:19:55 AM): im glad they dont
    yagieo (12:19:58 AM): DO NOT FUCK THE DEPHY
    yagieo (12:20:02 AM): HE WILL SHOOT YOU IN EYE
    sevendustfan04 (12:20:04 AM): fuck you then
    AeroGuy2008 (12:20:04 AM): yagieo where r u from?
    dephyone (12:20:07 AM): sevendust = pearljam shit cover band that likes massive cock
    yagieo (12:20:07 AM): FOR BEING INSOLENT PRICK
    sevendustfan04 (12:20:13 AM): pearl jam?
    yagieo (12:20:14 AM): I AM FROM DA ROMANIA
    AeroGuy2008 (12:20:24 AM): i am Hungarian
    sevendustfan04 (12:20:24 AM): wtf does sevendust have to do with pearl jam?
    yagieo (12:20:28 AM): WEHER WE DO THE DANCE
    yagieo (12:20:30 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY
    yagieo (12:20:33 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YA

    yagieo (12:20:51 AM): DAH
    yagieo (12:20:54 AM): HUNGARY IS GOOD
    yagieo (12:21:02 AM): NOT AS GOOD AS ROMANIA :) :) :)
    mathewpui (12:21:04 AM): any girls here press 22 with pic press 33 or im me
    sevendustfan04 (12:21:07 AM): sevendust kicks ass
    AeroGuy2008 (12:21:10 AM): lol
    sevendustfan04 (12:21:13 AM): anybody who dont like it
    sevendustfan04 (12:21:15 AM): fuck you
    dephyone (12:21:16 AM): 44
    yagieo (12:21:29 AM): SEVENDUST DOES NOT KNOW THE DANCE
    yagieo (12:21:32 AM): O-ZONE KNOWS THE DANCE
    yagieo (12:21:36 AM): DO THE DISCO-ZONE
    mathewpui (12:21:38 AM): dephyone u r jk right
    sevendustfan04 (12:21:41 AM): im glad they dont know the dance
    dephyone (12:21:44 AM): ?
    yagieo (12:21:49 AM): SEVENDUST IS SAD SAD PUSSY MEN
    dephyone (12:21:52 AM): i dont want to see yor 15 year old penis
    mathewpui (12:21:55 AM): dephyone asl
    dephyone (12:22:05 AM): 75/m/fl

    yagieo (12:22:10 AM): SEVENDUST COME TO ROMANIA AND GET CRUSHED
    mathewpui (12:22:13 AM): ok
    sevendustfan04 (12:22:15 AM): damn i can tell who listens to the radio
    dephyone (12:22:20 AM): you
    mathewpui (12:22:22 AM): any girls here press 22
    yagieo (12:22:23 AM): LOL
    yagieo (12:22:26 AM): 21
    dephyone (12:22:31 AM): sevendust is fucking airways garbage
    dephyone (12:22:43 AM): for pussy ass 16 year olds who try to commit suicide
    sevendustfan04 (12:22:51 AM): they dont even get played on the airways
    sevendustfan04 (12:22:53 AM): dumbass

    yagieo (12:22:55 AM): WHO LIKE DAS O-ZONE
    MaxManJony (12:23:02 AM): GUESS WHAT
    yagieo (12:23:04 AM): SEVENDUST IS NOT PLAYED IN ROMANIA BECAUSE THEY ARE GIRL MEN
    sevendustfan04 (12:23:04 AM): dephone?
    sevendustfan04 (12:23:07 AM): whats you like?
    MaxManJony (12:23:09 AM): U GUYS ARE PUSSYS
    sevendustfan04 (12:23:09 AM): usher
    dephyone (12:23:14 AM): usher sucks
    sevendustfan04 (12:23:14 AM): eminem
    dephyone (12:23:17 AM): no
    sevendustfan04 (12:23:21 AM): well what
    dephyone (12:23:24 AM): you are so pop
    MaxManJony (12:23:32 AM): PUSSYS
    sevendustfan04 (12:23:41 AM): im not pop
    yagieo (12:23:45 AM): MAXMANJONY IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE HUNG ON STRING
    sevendustfan04 (12:23:45 AM): i dont like it
    MaxManJony (12:23:46 AM): U GUYS GO BUT FUCK SOME WERE ELSE
    yagieo (12:23:55 AM): WHO WANT TO GOSSIP CELEBRITIES?
    dephyone (12:24:00 AM): sevendust is pop
    yagieo (12:24:01 AM): I WANT TALK ABOUT O-ZONE
    sevendustfan04 (12:24:04 AM): no theyre not

    hmgrammer193 (12:24:09 AM): all hott guys 11-14 IM me!
    MaxManJony (12:24:09 AM): I WNAT TO GOSIP THAT U ARE A FAG
    sevendustfan04 (12:24:12 AM): pop is britney spears
    yagieo (12:24:22 AM): SEVENDUST IS DERIVATIVE CRAP
    yagieo (12:24:28 AM): GENERIC AND OBNOXIOUSLY DUMB
    MaxManJony (12:24:31 AM): U ARE PROBLY LIKE 30
    sevendustfan04 (12:24:40 AM): bullshit dude
    yagieo (12:24:53 AM): PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO SEVENDUST USUALLY ALSO LIKE THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE
    sevendustfan04 (12:24:56 AM): you dont even own their music
    yagieo (12:24:58 AM): HENCE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF CHILDREN
    sevendustfan04 (12:25:00 AM): i dont
    yagieo (12:25:07 AM): LISTEN TO DAH O-ZONE
    sevendustfan04 (12:25:12 AM): dah ozone?
    sevendustfan04 (12:25:19 AM): what is that
    yagieo (12:25:27 AM): DAH O-ZONE IS SEX
    yagieo (12:25:30 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY
    yagieo (12:25:35 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY

    marineraiderww2 (12:25:39 AM): who invited me?
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:25:46 AM): STEPH
    yagieo (12:25:51 AM): I DOING O-ZONE INVITE
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:25:51 AM): ?!?!!?!?!?!!?!??!!!?
    marineraiderww2 (12:25:51 AM): o sry
    dephyone (12:25:52 AM): STEPH IS ON FIRE
    yagieo (12:25:53 AM): DANCE
    dephyone (12:25:55 AM): IN MY PANTS
    yagieo (12:25:57 AM): EVERYONE DANCE
    yagieo (12:26:01 AM): DANCE FOR ROMANIA

    dephyone (12:26:11 AM): i have hepagonaids
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:11 AM): STEPH?!!?!??!!??!?!!?!???!?!?!?!!?
    marineraiderww2 (12:26:20 AM): steph can we get out of here way to many porn adds
    MaxManJony (12:26:22 AM): ROMANI SUCKS
    yagieo (12:26:23 AM): STEPH
    yagieo (12:26:25 AM): STEPH
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:27 AM): lol
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:29 AM): STEPH
    yagieo (12:26:30 AM): I AM THE LOVER BOY FOR YOU
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:52 AM): STFU!!
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:56 AM): STEPH~?~?~?~?
    yagieo (12:26:57 AM): STEPH
    yagieo (12:27:00 AM): STEPH!@~!@
    yagieo (12:27:04 AM): THAT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
    marineraiderww2 (12:27:04 AM): cum on steph invite e sumwhere else this sux
    yagieo (12:27:05 AM): I AM YOUR FRIEND
    yagieo (12:27:12 AM): STEPH
    yagieo (12:27:14 AM): DANCE FOR ME
    marineraiderww2 (12:27:16 AM): shut up
    yagieo (12:27:16 AM): DANCE FOR ROMANIA
    yagieo (12:27:21 AM): DANCE FOR O-ZONE
    marineraiderww2 (12:27:22 AM): shes 12 ok?
    yagieo (12:27:24 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:24 AM): will?!?!?!?
    marineraiderww2 (12:27:26 AM): pervert
    yagieo (12:27:28 AM): SHE CAN DOING THE DANCE
    yagieo (12:27:43 AM): DANCE IS FOR ALL AGES
    alittabaggatta (12:27:44 AM): heyhey wat^ any gurls want to chat press 14 im not a bot im a real person
    alittabaggatta (12:27:44 AM): v
    yagieo (12:27:45 AM): FOR ALL TIME
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:47 AM): WILL?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?
    marineraiderww2 (12:27:50 AM): yes?
    marineraiderww2 (12:27:52 AM): wut?
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:53 AM): hi
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:54 AM): lol
    marineraiderww2 (12:27:56 AM): lol
    ViperKing5555 (12:28:01 AM): yo yagieo shut the fuck up ass hole
    yagieo (12:28:01 AM): BUT PARENTS SHOULD TAKE 12 YEAR OLDS AND BEAT THEM

    alittabaggatta (12:28:09 AM): heyhey is there any real pep in hur
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:11 AM): yeah lol
    dps34 (12:28:17 AM): ANY LADIES IN HERE WANNA SEE MY COCK PRESS 69 OR IM ME
    dephyone (12:28:18 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
    marineraiderww2 (12:28:18 AM): y in the hell isnt steph sayin anything tessa?
    ***** impulsekahlo IMs me ******
    dephyone (12:28:24 AM): tessa is busy
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:24 AM): idk
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:31 AM): yas i am
    BRitaniTY (12:28:35 AM): i am
    yagieo (12:28:41 AM): TESSA IS THE DANCING
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:42 AM): watchin tv! u pervs!!
    dephyone (12:28:42 AM): yas? as in you are the slovak
    dps34 (12:28:42 AM): ANY LADIES IN HERE WANNA SEE MY COCK PRESS 69 OR IM ME
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:47 AM): whats the dancing?
    alittabaggatta (12:28:48 AM): heyhey wat^ any real pepole or is it all bots
    dephyone (12:28:49 AM): 67
    yagieo (12:28:51 AM): THE DANCING
    yagieo (12:28:52 AM): DO IT
    yagieo (12:28:54 AM): DO THE DANCING
    yagieo (12:28:55 AM): MAYA HEEE
    marineraiderww2 (12:28:56 AM): u dont wanna no tessa!
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:57 AM): what is it?
    yagieo (12:28:58 AM): MAYA HOO
    dephyone (12:29:02 AM): MYYAA HAAA
    alittabaggatta (12:29:04 AM): yagieo is a fagit
    dps34 (12:29:10 AM): ANY REAL GIRLS IN HERE
    marineraiderww2 (12:29:12 AM): hes a pervert talkin about nude dancing!
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:13 AM): obviously
    dephyone (12:29:17 AM): ITS SPELLED FAGGOT
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:17 AM): ewwwwwwwwwwwww
    yagieo (12:29:17 AM): IN ROMANIA FAGIT MEANS AWESOME
    yagieo (12:29:22 AM): THANK YOU
    dephyone (12:29:22 AM): NICE TRY YOU 13 YEAR OLD GIRL
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:26 AM): ok...lol JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK
    yagieo (12:29:28 AM): YOU ARE A FAGGOT, THOUGH
    alittabaggatta (12:29:37 AM): na not really asshole
    yagieo (12:29:38 AM): NOT AWESOME
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:40 AM): go lick a dick u lil fuck

    AeroGuy2008 (12:29:42 AM): Hey everyone!! I AM GAY!!!
    yagieo (12:29:47 AM): IN ROMANIA WE DANCE FOR O-ZONE
    yagieo (12:29:50 AM): WHO WANTS THE DANCE PARTY?
    BRitaniTY (12:29:52 AM): dude
    alittabaggatta (12:29:52 AM): and noone cares
    SimpLeA5i4NPryde (12:29:54 AM): keep yur comments to yur self aero

    yagieo (12:29:56 AM): MAYA HEEEE
    BRitaniTY (12:29:58 AM): stop the o zone shit
    yagieo (12:29:59 AM): MAYA HOOOO
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:01 AM): shut the fuck up u pervs!
    dephyone (12:30:04 AM): HELLLO HELLO.. ITS ME PICASSO..
    yagieo (12:30:10 AM): BRITANITYIY TITTY THE DANCE
    dephyone (12:30:15 AM): THATS SOME OF TRANSLATION OF THE O-ZONE
    alittabaggatta (12:30:15 AM): fu picasso
    yagieo (12:30:19 AM): DO TEH DANCING@~!!!!~~
    ***** marineraiderww2 (friend of 12 year olds I inadvertently hit on) IMs me *****
    dephyone (12:30:22 AM): FAH
    dephyone (12:30:23 AM): DAH
    BRitaniTY (12:30:27 AM): fuck you yagio
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:30 AM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!

    yagieo (12:30:45 AM): DAH
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:47 AM): I LoOvVe Jordan!!!!!!!!!
    alittabaggatta (12:30:48 AM): yagio is a perv
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:51 AM): duh
    yagieo (12:30:52 AM): DAH

    dephyone (12:30:55 AM): DAH
    SimpLeA5i4NPryde (12:31:01 AM): whats the fuck is dah?
    blondie1233211 (12:31:03 AM): hey
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:07 AM): hay babes
    dephyone (12:31:09 AM): DAH IS SLOVAK FOR YAS

    marineraiderww2 (12:31:12 AM): that yagio kid is a idiot
    SimpLeA5i4NPryde (12:31:16 AM): oh
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:20 AM): I LOVE JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:- *:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*'
    yagieo (12:31:21 AM): DANCE
    BRitaniTY (12:31:30 AM): shut up kiss meh
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:32 AM): nopers.\
    yagieo (12:31:38 AM): ALLO?
    yagieo (12:31:40 AM): SALUD?
    dephyone (12:31:45 AM): DAH
    WSpHaZe1SJ (12:31:47 AM): qiovo
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:52 AM): kiss muh ass britan

    ViperKing5555 (12:31:56 AM): yagieo is gay n needs to shut the fuck up
    retic02 (12:31:56 AM): 16 m ne ladies wana chat
    marineraiderww2 (12:31:58 AM): cum on tessa lets leave these guys r jes a bunch of pervs
    BRitaniTY (12:32:02 AM): you wish
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:32:12 AM): no wait will staii
    dephyone (12:32:17 AM): YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING CUM
    dephyone (12:32:19 AM): HAHAHA


    marineraiderww2 (12:32:22 AM): y?
    yagieo (12:32:25 AM): WHAT IS GAY?
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:32:36 AM): u
    yagieo (12:32:37 AM): ASKING TO THE DANCE?
    ViperKing5555 (12:32:38 AM): u r duh
    yagieo (12:32:44 AM): OR TALKING IN CELEBRITY GOSSIP?
    yagieo (12:32:55 AM): YOU PIGS
    marineraiderww2 (12:33:01 AM): cum on tessa! this place sux and apperently steph aint at her puter
    KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:33:05 AM): WILL IM OUTI
    dephyone (12:33:11 AM): puter
    dephyone (12:33:14 AM): what are you
    dephyone (12:33:15 AM): 14?
    BRitaniTY (12:33:16 AM): later
    marineraiderww2 (12:33:18 AM): cya wierdos

    Texancowboi88 (12:33:42 AM): ZeNgUrL231
    ***** ViperKing5555 IMs me ******
    BASEketballer302 (12:34:01 AM): gotta paintball gun for sale, an angel, any buddy want it
    Siboner231 (12:34:02 AM): any young ladies wunna chat with an 18/m/oh/pic im me or press 231
    Cln5453 (12:34:03 AM): girls press 222
    KornEATcorN (12:34:08 AM): hey
    Texancowboi88 (12:34:10 AM): IM me if ur horny
    Texancowboi88 (12:34:10 AM): IM me if ur horny
    Texancowboi88 (12:34:10 AM): IM me if ur horny
    yagieo (12:34:20 AM): I AM NOT HORNY BUT I LIKE DAH DANCE
    dephyone (12:34:21 AM): 111
    BRitaniTY (12:34:27 AM): lol
    dephyone (12:34:35 AM): 123
    KornEATcorN (12:34:54 AM): hey ppls
    BRitaniTY (12:34:56 AM): if dah means yes in romainia yagio
    BRitaniTY (12:35:02 AM): then you say you know yes dance
    BRitaniTY (12:35:05 AM): ya dumbass
    dephyone (12:35:08 AM): 132
    flyingsheep31191 (12:35:09 AM): and i'm a young, hot cheerleader slut dying to talk to some nerd on the internet
    lais1974 (12:35:21 AM): hello room
    yagieo (12:35:34 AM): OK
    yagieo (12:35:36 AM): YES DANCE
    yagieo (12:35:40 AM): YES DANCE
    yagieo (12:35:44 AM): YES DANCE FOR ROMANIA
    yagieo (12:35:55 AM): YES!!! DANCE FOR ROMANIA!!!!
    AngelaWebcam (12:35:55 AM): hello, what's up?
    yagieo (12:35:59 AM): THANK YOU BRITENTITIY


    KornEATcorN (12:36:51 AM): sup hicks
    shushorta09 (12:36:54 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter
    shushorta09 (12:36:54 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter
    shushorta09 (12:36:56 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter
    shushorta09 (12:36:56 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter
    dephyone (12:37:00 AM): HALLO?
    dephyone (12:37:03 AM): HALLO?
    KornEATcorN (12:37:04 AM): hello
    SimplePlanHun252 (12:37:05 AM): ne hot guys wanna chat with a 15/f IM me
    yagieo (12:37:12 AM): IN ROMANIA PEDOPHILES HAVE TONGUES CUT OUT AND SOLD AT FISH MARKET
    dephyone (12:37:12 AM): JAIL BAIT
    KornEATcorN (12:37:13 AM): ahah i'm 15 m


    W1ll1sW (12:38:06 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny
    Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny
    Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny
    yagieo (12:38:10 AM): HEY WAHT'S UP ROMANIAN MAN SEEKING THE DANCE PARTY
    KornEATcorN (12:38:11 AM): i am iam
    KornEATcorN (12:38:12 AM): lol
    yagieo (12:38:27 AM): PRESS 444 IF YOU WANT THE YES DANCE
    W1ll1sW (12:38:28 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    W1ll1sW (12:38:30 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    W1ll1sW (12:38:31 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    W1ll1sW (12:38:32 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    W1ll1sW (12:38:33 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    W1ll1sW (12:38:35 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    W1ll1sW (12:38:36 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    W1ll1sW (12:38:38 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls
    yagieo (12:38:45 AM): WHAT ARE YOU SEEKING?
    yagieo (12:38:46 AM): I CAN'T READ THAT FAST
    yagieo (12:38:48 AM): SLOW DOWN
    W1ll1sW (12:38:53 AM): IM ME U WHORES

    yagieo (12:39:23 AM): THE DANCING YES
    yagieo (12:39:29 AM): I LIKE THE YES DANCING
    yagieo (12:39:35 AM): BRITANITIY DO THE YES DANCE
    W1ll1sW (12:39:40 AM): wtf
    W1ll1sW (12:39:47 AM): shut up yugio
    W1ll1sW (12:39:51 AM): u make no sense
    yagieo (12:39:58 AM): I AM THE MAKING SENSE
    W1ll1sW (12:40:02 AM): ur heart is not in the cards
    yagieo (12:40:03 AM): I AM TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITY O-ZONE
    W1ll1sW (12:40:03 AM): lol
    AeroGuy2008 (12:40:12 AM): yagieo shut up u romanian trash!
    yagieo (12:40:12 AM): YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SEX GIRLS
    yagieo (12:40:22 AM): AERO I THOUGHT WE WERE THE FRIENDS
    W1ll1sW (12:40:26 AM): i'm also speaking english, ho
    yagieo (12:40:27 AM): BROTHERS IN SLOVAKIA
    FUMES30412 (12:40:47 AM): yo
    AeroGuy2008 (12:40:48 AM): Slovakians r just as nasty as romanian
    FUMES30412 (12:41:15 AM): 15/m/pic girls im me im bored
    wishaponstars4u (12:41:16 AM): yo


    W1ll1sW (12:41:29 AM): r u all lesbos?
    yagieo (12:41:31 AM): DO THE DANCING
    W1ll1sW (12:41:32 AM): IM ME!!!
    AeroGuy2008 (12:41:33 AM): yagieo ur dancing romanian trash
    yagieo (12:41:36 AM): YES
    yagieo (12:41:39 AM): I AM THE DANCING ROMANIAN
    dephyone (12:41:43 AM): dah
    AeroGuy2008 (12:41:43 AM): TRASH
    yagieo (12:41:44 AM): DANCE NOMA NOMA YAY
    dephyone (12:41:45 AM): ive seen it
    yagieo (12:41:55 AM): TRASH MEANS SEXGOD IN ROMANIA
    FUMES30412 (12:41:55 AM): wishaponstars4u:
    dephyone (12:41:56 AM): he dances like no other
    yagieo (12:42:02 AM): I AM THE DANCING ROMANIAN SEX GOD
    AeroGuy2008 (12:42:06 AM): yea sure it doesnt

    sinsational526 (12:42:22 AM): hey whats up any hot looking guys in here that are 19-24 and want to chat with a 18/f/fl/hawaiian
    Whirley2827 (12:42:27 AM): hott horny girls press 2828
    dephyone (12:42:42 AM): 2827
    ***** AeroGuy2008, a very creepy scary 14-year old homosexual from Hungary IM's me *****
    dephyone (12:42:48 AM): 2829
    yagieo (12:42:58 AM): 292929
    Whirley2827 (12:43:23 AM): hott horny girls press 2828

    sinsational526 (12:44:01 AM): hey whats up any hot looking guys in here that are 19-24 and want to chat with a 18/f/fl/hawaiian
    ElementSk8ter591 (12:44:02 AM): NE LADIES WANNA CHAT W/ A FINE SURFER/SKATER IM ME OR PRESS 123
    The evilage (12:44:10 AM): hello
    dephyone (12:44:15 AM): |\| | 6 6 E |2
    yagieo (12:44:45 AM): 124
    The evilage (12:44:45 AM): hello
    yagieo (12:44:52 AM): HELLO DO THE DANCINK
    xRosesforRazorsx (12:44:53 AM): Hello.

    dephyone (12:44:57 AM): IF YOU ARE BLACK PLEASE PRESS 95
    The evilage (12:45:02 AM): wuz up?
    KornEATcorN (12:45:06 AM): hey
    xRosesforRazorsx (12:45:08 AM): ....
    xRosesforRazorsx (12:45:15 AM): This seems like a...fun....group.
    KornEATcorN (12:45:15 AM): hey
    QuiteTrue2 (12:45:16 AM): 95
    KornEATcorN (12:45:19 AM): 99
    KornEATcorN (12:45:23 AM): 5
    Ubermouser (12:45:24 AM): fun...
    KornEATcorN (12:45:25 AM): 11
    KornEATcorN (12:45:25 AM): 3
    LiLaZnMiSsA123 (12:45:26 AM): can any1 help a latina wit here homework plezzzzz
    KornEATcorN (12:45:27 AM): 4
    KornEATcorN (12:45:44 AM): mexican
    mikebrooks311 (12:45:51 AM): hi bored 18 m tx pics im me
    KornEATcorN (12:45:53 AM): language hw
    dephyone (12:45:56 AM): ANY ONE WANNA CHECK THAT LATINA FOR HER GREEN CARD


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    And that's where the chat ends. During the chat I also got the following IM's mixed in with the spam and attempts to launch viruses.......
     
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    Random guy or girl, probably a guy praying that I was a female:

    impulsekahlo (12:28:20 AM): hey asl
    yagieo (12:28:28 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY
    impulsekahlo (12:28:54 AM): uh yeah i've got to say that's totally hot ...quidado
    yagieo (12:29:04 AM): MAYA HEEE MAYA HOOOO
    impulsekahlo (12:30:18 AM): luh yeah so i take it you are #1) autistic #2) have touretts syndorme #3) foreign
    yagieo (12:30:41 AM): I AM DOING THE DANCE
    impulsekahlo (12:30:52 AM): yeah what dance?
    yagieo (12:30:58 AM): DAH
    impulsekahlo (12:32:32 AM): oKAY SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE someone namely my mother SHOOTS you with her camoflage todom pokle
    yagieo (12:33:09 AM): DAH YOU ARE TEH IM ME
    impulsekahlo (12:33:16 AM): DAH!
    yagieo (12:33:41 AM): DAH NOW YOU ARE DAH GETINK IT
    impulsekahlo signed off at 12:47:03 AM.

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    HEYYY LAEVE MY 12 YAER OLDE FREIDNS AL0NE TEHY ARE JUST TRIYNG TO HAEV TEH SEX0R!!!~@!@~!@!!~#~!!~!!


    marineraiderww2 (12:30:20 AM): hey dude leave my friends alone ok i dont even no y one of em dragged me into a place full of perverts like u who talk like that 2 12 year olds!
    yagieo (12:30:28 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY
    yagieo (12:30:30 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY
    yagieo (12:30:32 AM): DO THE DANCINK
    marineraiderww2 (12:30:49 AM): u need sum serious help
    yagieo (12:31:08 AM): IN ROMANIA WE CANNOT GET HELP, INSTEAD WE GET FISH
    marineraiderww2 (12:31:37 AM): u r won wierd idiot
    yagieo (12:32:04 AM): IN ROMANIA WIERD MEANS AWESOME
    marineraiderww2 (12:32:19 AM): y?
    yagieo (12:33:19 AM): BECAUSE THAT IS HOW LANGUAGE IS EXISTS
    marineraiderww2 (12:33:30 AM): u need sum serious help
    yagieo (12:33:50 AM): I TOLD YOU ALL I GET IS FISH


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    This was the last IM I got, but I don't want to end my thread on a scary, deeply disturbing note. In the chat room, I noticed this kid was a little friendly. Then he called me a shithead or something and I thought I wouldn't hear from him. What follows walks the fine line down human decency before falling right off into a horrifying police set-up. I tried to get him to stop IM'ing me but he wouldn't until I put him on block. Part of me does not want this to see the light of day, but for educational purposes I will post it:

    AeroGuy2008 (12:42:45 AM): ur not a sex god
    yagieo (12:42:52 AM): YEAH I KNOW IT'S ALL A LIE
    AeroGuy2008 (12:43:11 AM): how old r u?
    yagieo (12:43:11 AM): BY LIE I MEAN IT IS ALL TRUE
    yagieo (12:43:17 AM): I AM THE OLD
    AeroGuy2008 (12:43:32 AM): how old?
    yagieo (12:43:40 AM): HOW OLD ARE YOU?
    AeroGuy2008 (12:43:43 AM): 14
    AeroGuy2008 (12:43:43 AM): u?
    AeroGuy2008 (12:44:09 AM): hm?
    yagieo (12:44:32 AM): I AM OLDER
    AeroGuy2008 (12:44:50 AM): how old i love older men
    AeroGuy2008 (12:44:56 AM): :-*
    yagieo (12:45:05 AM): I AM NOT THE GAY SORRY
    AeroGuy2008 (12:45:21 AM): but i am
    AeroGuy2008 (12:45:27 AM): how big is ur cock?
    yagieo (12:45:31 AM): THAT IS GOOD BUT I AM NOT SORRY
    AeroGuy2008 (12:46:02 AM): how big is ur cock?
    yagieo (12:46:12 AM): I AM THE DANCE KING ROMANIA
    yagieo (12:46:18 AM): I AM THE DANCE WITH LADIES
    AeroGuy2008 (12:46:26 AM): dance with me in the bed
    yagieo (12:46:40 AM): NO I DANCE ON DANCE FLOOR WITH WOMEN WITH ARMPIT HAIRS
    AeroGuy2008 (12:46:41 AM): dance with me all night long
    AeroGuy2008 (12:47:10 AM): dont warn me baby it turns me on when a man resists me
    yagieo (12:47:31 AM): I AM THE WARN YOU BECAUSE OF THE SEX HARRASSMENT YOU ARE THE GIVING
    AeroGuy2008 (12:47:33 AM): warn me baby harder harder
    yagieo (12:47:34 AM): STOP THE HARRASSMENT
    yagieo (12:47:38 AM): NOMA NOMA NAY
    AeroGuy2008 (12:47:59 AM): i hope that means fuck fuck me
    yagieo (12:48:43 AM): IT MEANS I DANCE FOR WOMAN NOT MEN SORRY YOU ARE CREEPY
    AeroGuy2008 (12:48:54 AM): i wanna put ur hard cock in my ass so u can fuck me hard
    yagieo (12:49:16 AM): OMG BLOCKED
    AeroGuy2008 signed off at 12:49:22 AM.


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    And on a more homophobicly heterosexual note, this asshole right here who wanted me to fight him:

    ViperKing5555 (12:33:55 AM): ur gay shut the fuck up
    yagieo (12:34:07 AM): I AM DAH HAPPY YES
    yagieo (12:34:13 AM): YOU AMERICAN LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE DAH HAPPY
    ViperKing5555 (12:34:45 AM): im not sayin u happy im sayin u like other guys dumn ass
    yagieo (12:35:17 AM): DAT IS NOT TRUE I LIKE DAH O-ZONE DISCO MUSIC NOMA NOMA
    ViperKing5555 (12:36:22 AM): ok wut the fuck is th o-zone
    yagieo (12:36:37 AM): O-ZONE IS YES DANCE PARTY
    ViperKing5555 (12:37:19 AM): o ok i see so u go to the o-zone an dance with other naked guys rite
    yagieo (12:37:27 AM): NO DANCE WITH WOMAN
    yagieo (12:37:34 AM): SLUT WOMEN HAVE DANCE PARTY ALL NIGHT
    ViperKing5555 (12:37:39 AM): yea shure it is
    yagieo (12:37:53 AM): IN ROMANIA, SHURE MEANS DUMPLING
    ViperKing5555 (12:38:52 AM): i dont fuckin care wut any thing meens fron america in romainea
    yagieo (12:39:15 AM): THEN WAHY ARE YOU THE MESSAGEING ME CAPITOLIST SCUM?
    ViperKing5555 (12:40:13 AM): my god kid r u fuckin dumn or somthin
    yagieo (12:41:09 AM): AT LEAST I CAN SPELL WHEN I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND YOU FOOL
    ViperKing5555 (12:41:48 AM): i can spell dumn ass
    yagieo (12:42:11 AM): LOL NICE
    yagieo (12:42:15 AM): I LOVE HOW YOU SPELL DUMB
    yagieo (12:42:19 AM): FUCKING DORK
    yagieo (12:42:27 AM): WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, E-BEAT ME?
    ViperKing5555 (12:43:33 AM): yea maby i will just knock ur gay ass out mother fucker
    yagieo (12:44:08 AM): YEAH I COUNT LIKE FOUR SPELLING MISTAKES IN THAT SENTANCE BEFORE MY MIND JUST SHUTS YOU OUT
    yagieo (12:44:15 AM): COME KNOCK ME OUT
    yagieo (12:44:26 AM): /ME GETS READY TO FIGHT
    ViperKing5555 (12:47:52 AM): u wanna fuckin fight then u fuckin come out here to the states cuz im not goin over their when it will just be a waist of my time cuz fightin u will be so fuckin easy seein how u think ur all good u gotta be the ferfect speller an all that
    yagieo (12:48:04 AM): LOL
    yagieo (12:48:18 AM): IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE CRUSHED LIKE MILK CARTON UNDER CIGARETTE TRUCK
    yagieo (12:48:27 AM): THEN SHOT BY CIGARETTE TRUCK DRIVER
    ViperKing5555 (12:50:09 AM): o please mother fucker if u com over here ull be shot befor u even get one foot in the states
    yagieo (12:50:25 AM): I HAVE BEEN TO STATES
    yagieo (12:50:32 AM): STATES FOR PUSSY, ROMANIA FOR REAL MEN
    yagieo (12:50:36 AM): MEN WHO SPELL CORRECTLY
    yagieo (12:50:40 AM): WE HAVE GOOD SPELLING BEE
    yagieo (12:50:46 AM): WIN IN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
    ViperKing5555 (12:51:22 AM): hahahahahahahahahaha dont u just fuckin wish
    yagieo (12:52:22 AM): I AM HAVING TO GO NOW, MUST PRACTICE SPELLING, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROW BALLS TO COME TO ROMANIA TO FIGHT WITH ME AND I WILL TAKE YOUR EYES AND PLACE THEM IN JAR BY BED
    yagieo (12:52:28 AM): EVERY NIGHT I WILL STARE AT EYES
    yagieo (12:52:29 AM): AND SAY
    yagieo (12:52:30 AM): I WIN
    ViperKing5555 (12:54:10 AM): dude like i said i aint waistin my time comin over their when i kno ill crush u like a fuckin bug
    yagieo (12:54:26 AM): BECAUSE YOU ARE PUSSY
    ViperKing5555 (12:54:31 AM): so if u wanna fight me then u com over here
    yagieo (12:54:43 AM): I HAVE COME TO AMERICA
    yagieo (12:54:51 AM): I DID NOT SEE YOUR ASS AROUND, YOU MUST BE PUSSY SCARED OF ME
    ViperKing5555 (12:55:51 AM): yea when where u ever in america
    yagieo (12:56:07 AM): I AM DONE TALKING, I PUT ON BLOCK YOU NOW. HAVE FUN IN AMERICA WITH YOUR CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND STYROFOAM YOU CAPITALIST MONSTER PIG FUCKER
    ViperKing5555 signed off at 12:56:12 AM.



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    There you have it, the result of the decline of western civilization. Tearing it down brick by brick.
     
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    you fucking people.
     
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    < i approve this message.
     
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    I don't get it.....
     
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    listen to the song.
     
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    I like how in a room full of people wanting cyber sex, asking if girls wanted to see their respective cocks and porn ads, you were the perverts.
     
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    im soo confused...
     
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    I'm so glad my friends aren't like that....Jeez.
     
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    OH MAN. i've had this song on my mp3 player and playing on my pc for the past 2 weeks. hahahahaha. funny coincidence. oh man.

    and yageio, wtf. u'vr been on my buddy list for like a year or 2. i had no clue u were fermentor666.

    numa numa numa ay.

    areevaderchy, have a slutty day.
     
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    Damn son, and i thought E4AE and my aim convos were fucked up.


    I didn't actually read much, i got bored.
     
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    you guys are insane!
     
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    eh.

    the 12 year olds talking really got dumb, quick.
     
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