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*****Before you read this thread, it would be good to download this song by Romanian disco god O-Zone,

Dragostea Din Tei. After you are done dancing, put the song on loop and read this thread, because I had it on loop the whole time this happened.*****

 

This takes place in the Celebrity Chat 3 room on the AOL Instant Messenger Chat network. It is the result of ROMANIAN DANCE FEVER. The chat talk is funny, but long. If you want, skip to the IM's because they are pretty golden, but they will be funnier if you read the chat first. For reference, I am "yagieo" and defyoner is "dephyoner". The names have not been changed to protect the innocent and not-so-innocent.

 

I edited out a ton of bot bullshit, people leaving and entering, and horny teenagers talking about how horny they are. The timestamps make it harder to read, but I couldn't get them out.

 

For some reason, this room was infested with sex bots, virus bots, middle schoolers, and tons of people who called me and dephy faggots. It's funny how everyone thought I was cruising for 12 year olds when all I wanted to do is THE DANCING:

 

(Oh and this was just pointed out to me and makes this so much more awesome: "numa numa yay = you cant you cant take me")

 

 

 

(12:17:03 AM) You have just entered room "Celebrity Gossip 3."

 

GRANT0689 (12:17:12 AM): hey

sweetiewebcam19f (12:17:14 AM): hi

highbiker4 (12:17:20 AM): 18 male with pics press 22

GRANT0689 (12:17:24 AM): 22

GRANT0689 (12:17:26 AM): JK

(12:17:26 AM) dephyone has entered the room.

yagieo (12:17:31 AM): HELLO

highbiker4 (12:17:32 AM): haha your hay

dephyone (12:17:33 AM): o-zone is so hot

HotPiNkChik57 (12:17:33 AM): HOTT GUYS WITH PICS IM ME

dmb3463 (12:17:38 AM): 19.f.va...IM me to talk

 

yagieo (12:17:44 AM): DAS ROMANIA KNOW DAS O-ZONE?

yagieo (12:17:49 AM): HE IS BIG CELEBRITY IN ROMANIA

dephyone (12:17:50 AM): 20"

BABY GIRL 25O (12:17:56 AM): who is cute thats a boy and 14

Wally93311 (12:18:01 AM): hey looking for a hott guy push 93322

dephyone (12:18:10 AM): 93321

yagieo (12:18:12 AM): WHO IS KNOING THE O-ZONE IN AMERICA?

mathewpui (12:18:29 AM): any girls here with pic press 33

yagieo (12:18:32 AM): NO ONE?

dephyone (12:18:33 AM): 34

yagieo (12:18:38 AM): NO ONE IS KNOWING THE O-ZONE?

BRitaniTY (12:18:45 AM): no

BABY GIRL 25O (12:18:48 AM): i have a pic

yagieo (12:18:51 AM): YOU AMERICAN CAPITOLIST PIGS KNOW NOT TALENT IF IT BIT YOU IN PIGS ASS

BRitaniTY (12:18:59 AM): wait are they a bunch of white dudes

BRitaniTY (12:19:02 AM): with jelled hair

 

 

yagieo (12:19:08 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY

yagieo (12:19:11 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY

HotPiNkChik57 (12:19:15 AM): HOTT GUYS 13-15 WITH PICS IM ME

dephyone (12:19:16 AM): o-zone is romanian dance musek

yagieo (12:19:17 AM): DANCE YOU AMERICAN WOMAN WHORES

jacquline93 (12:19:19 AM): is there any boy in this room

 

sevendustfan04 (12:19:22 AM): who else thinks sevendust kicks ass

BRitaniTY (12:19:25 AM): lol

dephyone (12:19:29 AM): sevendust blows ass

mathewpui (12:19:31 AM): i am 18 m here

yagieo (12:19:33 AM): SEVEN DUST DOES NOT KNOW THE DANCE

AeroGuy2008 (12:19:34 AM): yagieo what r u talkin about?

dephyone (12:19:39 AM): O_ZONE

yagieo (12:19:40 AM): DAS ROMANIA

yagieo (12:19:41 AM): O-ZONE

AeroGuy2008 (12:19:43 AM): where r u from?

dephyone (12:19:44 AM): THE DANCE GROUPING

yagieo (12:19:44 AM): FOOLISH AMERICAN BOY

sevendustfan04 (12:19:47 AM): fuck you dephyone

sevendustfan04 (12:19:52 AM): the dance

yagieo (12:19:54 AM): NO

sevendustfan04 (12:19:55 AM): im glad they dont

yagieo (12:19:58 AM): DO NOT FUCK THE DEPHY

yagieo (12:20:02 AM): HE WILL SHOOT YOU IN EYE

sevendustfan04 (12:20:04 AM): fuck you then

AeroGuy2008 (12:20:04 AM): yagieo where r u from?

dephyone (12:20:07 AM): sevendust = pearljam shit cover band that likes massive cock

yagieo (12:20:07 AM): FOR BEING INSOLENT PRICK

sevendustfan04 (12:20:13 AM): pearl jam?

yagieo (12:20:14 AM): I AM FROM DA ROMANIA

AeroGuy2008 (12:20:24 AM): i am Hungarian

sevendustfan04 (12:20:24 AM): wtf does sevendust have to do with pearl jam?

yagieo (12:20:28 AM): WEHER WE DO THE DANCE

yagieo (12:20:30 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY

yagieo (12:20:33 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YA

 

yagieo (12:20:51 AM): DAH

yagieo (12:20:54 AM): HUNGARY IS GOOD

yagieo (12:21:02 AM): NOT AS GOOD AS ROMANIA :) :) :)

mathewpui (12:21:04 AM): any girls here press 22 with pic press 33 or im me

sevendustfan04 (12:21:07 AM): sevendust kicks ass

AeroGuy2008 (12:21:10 AM): lol

sevendustfan04 (12:21:13 AM): anybody who dont like it

sevendustfan04 (12:21:15 AM): fuck you

dephyone (12:21:16 AM): 44

yagieo (12:21:29 AM): SEVENDUST DOES NOT KNOW THE DANCE

yagieo (12:21:32 AM): O-ZONE KNOWS THE DANCE

yagieo (12:21:36 AM): DO THE DISCO-ZONE

mathewpui (12:21:38 AM): dephyone u r jk right

sevendustfan04 (12:21:41 AM): im glad they dont know the dance

dephyone (12:21:44 AM): ?

yagieo (12:21:49 AM): SEVENDUST IS SAD SAD PUSSY MEN

dephyone (12:21:52 AM): i dont want to see yor 15 year old penis

mathewpui (12:21:55 AM): dephyone asl

dephyone (12:22:05 AM): 75/m/fl

 

yagieo (12:22:10 AM): SEVENDUST COME TO ROMANIA AND GET CRUSHED

mathewpui (12:22:13 AM): ok

sevendustfan04 (12:22:15 AM): damn i can tell who listens to the radio

dephyone (12:22:20 AM): you

mathewpui (12:22:22 AM): any girls here press 22

yagieo (12:22:23 AM): LOL

yagieo (12:22:26 AM): 21

dephyone (12:22:31 AM): sevendust is fucking airways garbage

dephyone (12:22:43 AM): for pussy ass 16 year olds who try to commit suicide

sevendustfan04 (12:22:51 AM): they dont even get played on the airways

sevendustfan04 (12:22:53 AM): dumbass

 

yagieo (12:22:55 AM): WHO LIKE DAS O-ZONE

MaxManJony (12:23:02 AM): GUESS WHAT

yagieo (12:23:04 AM): SEVENDUST IS NOT PLAYED IN ROMANIA BECAUSE THEY ARE GIRL MEN

sevendustfan04 (12:23:04 AM): dephone?

sevendustfan04 (12:23:07 AM): whats you like?

MaxManJony (12:23:09 AM): U GUYS ARE PUSSYS

sevendustfan04 (12:23:09 AM): usher

dephyone (12:23:14 AM): usher sucks

sevendustfan04 (12:23:14 AM): eminem

dephyone (12:23:17 AM): no

sevendustfan04 (12:23:21 AM): well what

dephyone (12:23:24 AM): you are so pop

MaxManJony (12:23:32 AM): PUSSYS

sevendustfan04 (12:23:41 AM): im not pop

yagieo (12:23:45 AM): MAXMANJONY IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE HUNG ON STRING

sevendustfan04 (12:23:45 AM): i dont like it

MaxManJony (12:23:46 AM): U GUYS GO BUT FUCK SOME WERE ELSE

yagieo (12:23:55 AM): WHO WANT TO GOSSIP CELEBRITIES?

dephyone (12:24:00 AM): sevendust is pop

yagieo (12:24:01 AM): I WANT TALK ABOUT O-ZONE

sevendustfan04 (12:24:04 AM): no theyre not

 

hmgrammer193 (12:24:09 AM): all hott guys 11-14 IM me!

MaxManJony (12:24:09 AM): I WNAT TO GOSIP THAT U ARE A FAG

sevendustfan04 (12:24:12 AM): pop is britney spears

yagieo (12:24:22 AM): SEVENDUST IS DERIVATIVE CRAP

yagieo (12:24:28 AM): GENERIC AND OBNOXIOUSLY DUMB

MaxManJony (12:24:31 AM): U ARE PROBLY LIKE 30

sevendustfan04 (12:24:40 AM): bullshit dude

yagieo (12:24:53 AM): PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO SEVENDUST USUALLY ALSO LIKE THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE

sevendustfan04 (12:24:56 AM): you dont even own their music

yagieo (12:24:58 AM): HENCE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF CHILDREN

sevendustfan04 (12:25:00 AM): i dont

yagieo (12:25:07 AM): LISTEN TO DAH O-ZONE

sevendustfan04 (12:25:12 AM): dah ozone?

sevendustfan04 (12:25:19 AM): what is that

yagieo (12:25:27 AM): DAH O-ZONE IS SEX

yagieo (12:25:30 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY

yagieo (12:25:35 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY

 

marineraiderww2 (12:25:39 AM): who invited me?

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:25:46 AM): STEPH

yagieo (12:25:51 AM): I DOING O-ZONE INVITE

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:25:51 AM): ?!?!!?!?!?!!?!??!!!?

marineraiderww2 (12:25:51 AM): o sry

dephyone (12:25:52 AM): STEPH IS ON FIRE

yagieo (12:25:53 AM): DANCE

dephyone (12:25:55 AM): IN MY PANTS

yagieo (12:25:57 AM): EVERYONE DANCE

yagieo (12:26:01 AM): DANCE FOR ROMANIA

 

dephyone (12:26:11 AM): i have hepagonaids

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:11 AM): STEPH?!!?!??!!??!?!!?!???!?!?!?!!?

marineraiderww2 (12:26:20 AM): steph can we get out of here way to many porn adds

MaxManJony (12:26:22 AM): ROMANI SUCKS

yagieo (12:26:23 AM): STEPH

yagieo (12:26:25 AM): STEPH

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:27 AM): lol

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:29 AM): STEPH

yagieo (12:26:30 AM): I AM THE LOVER BOY FOR YOU

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:52 AM): STFU!!

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:26:56 AM): STEPH~?~?~?~?

yagieo (12:26:57 AM): STEPH

yagieo (12:27:00 AM): STEPH!@~!@

yagieo (12:27:04 AM): THAT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

marineraiderww2 (12:27:04 AM): cum on steph invite e sumwhere else this sux

yagieo (12:27:05 AM): I AM YOUR FRIEND

yagieo (12:27:12 AM): STEPH

yagieo (12:27:14 AM): DANCE FOR ME

marineraiderww2 (12:27:16 AM): shut up

yagieo (12:27:16 AM): DANCE FOR ROMANIA

yagieo (12:27:21 AM): DANCE FOR O-ZONE

marineraiderww2 (12:27:22 AM): shes 12 ok?

yagieo (12:27:24 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:24 AM): will?!?!?!?

marineraiderww2 (12:27:26 AM): pervert

yagieo (12:27:28 AM): SHE CAN DOING THE DANCE

yagieo (12:27:43 AM): DANCE IS FOR ALL AGES

alittabaggatta (12:27:44 AM): heyhey wat^ any gurls want to chat press 14 im not a bot im a real person

alittabaggatta (12:27:44 AM): v

yagieo (12:27:45 AM): FOR ALL TIME

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:47 AM): WILL?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!??!?

marineraiderww2 (12:27:50 AM): yes?

marineraiderww2 (12:27:52 AM): wut?

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:53 AM): hi

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:27:54 AM): lol

marineraiderww2 (12:27:56 AM): lol

ViperKing5555 (12:28:01 AM): yo yagieo shut the fuck up ass hole

yagieo (12:28:01 AM): BUT PARENTS SHOULD TAKE 12 YEAR OLDS AND BEAT THEM

 

alittabaggatta (12:28:09 AM): heyhey is there any real pep in hur

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:11 AM): yeah lol

dps34 (12:28:17 AM): ANY LADIES IN HERE WANNA SEE MY COCK PRESS 69 OR IM ME

dephyone (12:28:18 AM): HAHAHAHAHA

marineraiderww2 (12:28:18 AM): y in the hell isnt steph sayin anything tessa?

***** impulsekahlo IMs me ******

dephyone (12:28:24 AM): tessa is busy

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:24 AM): idk

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:31 AM): yas i am

BRitaniTY (12:28:35 AM): i am

yagieo (12:28:41 AM): TESSA IS THE DANCING

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:42 AM): watchin tv! u pervs!!

dephyone (12:28:42 AM): yas? as in you are the slovak

dps34 (12:28:42 AM): ANY LADIES IN HERE WANNA SEE MY COCK PRESS 69 OR IM ME

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:47 AM): whats the dancing?

alittabaggatta (12:28:48 AM): heyhey wat^ any real pepole or is it all bots

dephyone (12:28:49 AM): 67

yagieo (12:28:51 AM): THE DANCING

yagieo (12:28:52 AM): DO IT

yagieo (12:28:54 AM): DO THE DANCING

yagieo (12:28:55 AM): MAYA HEEE

marineraiderww2 (12:28:56 AM): u dont wanna no tessa!

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:28:57 AM): what is it?

yagieo (12:28:58 AM): MAYA HOO

dephyone (12:29:02 AM): MYYAA HAAA

alittabaggatta (12:29:04 AM): yagieo is a fagit

dps34 (12:29:10 AM): ANY REAL GIRLS IN HERE

marineraiderww2 (12:29:12 AM): hes a pervert talkin about nude dancing!

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:13 AM): obviously

dephyone (12:29:17 AM): ITS SPELLED FAGGOT

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:17 AM): ewwwwwwwwwwwww

yagieo (12:29:17 AM): IN ROMANIA FAGIT MEANS AWESOME

yagieo (12:29:22 AM): THANK YOU

dephyone (12:29:22 AM): NICE TRY YOU 13 YEAR OLD GIRL

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:26 AM): ok...lol JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK

yagieo (12:29:28 AM): YOU ARE A FAGGOT, THOUGH

alittabaggatta (12:29:37 AM): na not really asshole

yagieo (12:29:38 AM): NOT AWESOME

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:29:40 AM): go lick a dick u lil fuck

 

AeroGuy2008 (12:29:42 AM): Hey everyone!! I AM GAY!!!

yagieo (12:29:47 AM): IN ROMANIA WE DANCE FOR O-ZONE

yagieo (12:29:50 AM): WHO WANTS THE DANCE PARTY?

BRitaniTY (12:29:52 AM): dude

alittabaggatta (12:29:52 AM): and noone cares

SimpLeA5i4NPryde (12:29:54 AM): keep yur comments to yur self aero

 

yagieo (12:29:56 AM): MAYA HEEEE

BRitaniTY (12:29:58 AM): stop the o zone shit

yagieo (12:29:59 AM): MAYA HOOOO

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:01 AM): shut the fuck up u pervs!

dephyone (12:30:04 AM): HELLLO HELLO.. ITS ME PICASSO..

yagieo (12:30:10 AM): BRITANITYIY TITTY THE DANCE

dephyone (12:30:15 AM): THATS SOME OF TRANSLATION OF THE O-ZONE

alittabaggatta (12:30:15 AM): fu picasso

yagieo (12:30:19 AM): DO TEH DANCING@~!!!!~~

***** marineraiderww2 (friend of 12 year olds I inadvertently hit on) IMs me *****

dephyone (12:30:22 AM): FAH

dephyone (12:30:23 AM): DAH

BRitaniTY (12:30:27 AM): fuck you yagio

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:30 AM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

yagieo (12:30:45 AM): DAH

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:47 AM): I LoOvVe Jordan!!!!!!!!!

alittabaggatta (12:30:48 AM): yagio is a perv

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:30:51 AM): duh

yagieo (12:30:52 AM): DAH

 

dephyone (12:30:55 AM): DAH

SimpLeA5i4NPryde (12:31:01 AM): whats the fuck is dah?

blondie1233211 (12:31:03 AM): hey

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:07 AM): hay babes

dephyone (12:31:09 AM): DAH IS SLOVAK FOR YAS

 

marineraiderww2 (12:31:12 AM): that yagio kid is a idiot

SimpLeA5i4NPryde (12:31:16 AM): oh

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:20 AM): I LOVE JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:- *:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*'

yagieo (12:31:21 AM): DANCE

BRitaniTY (12:31:30 AM): shut up kiss meh

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:32 AM): nopers.\

yagieo (12:31:38 AM): ALLO?

yagieo (12:31:40 AM): SALUD?

dephyone (12:31:45 AM): DAH

WSpHaZe1SJ (12:31:47 AM): qiovo

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:31:52 AM): kiss muh ass britan

 

ViperKing5555 (12:31:56 AM): yagieo is gay n needs to shut the fuck up

retic02 (12:31:56 AM): 16 m ne ladies wana chat

marineraiderww2 (12:31:58 AM): cum on tessa lets leave these guys r jes a bunch of pervs

BRitaniTY (12:32:02 AM): you wish

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:32:12 AM): no wait will staii

dephyone (12:32:17 AM): YOU ARE THE ONE SAYING CUM

dephyone (12:32:19 AM): HAHAHA

 

 

marineraiderww2 (12:32:22 AM): y?

yagieo (12:32:25 AM): WHAT IS GAY?

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:32:36 AM): u

yagieo (12:32:37 AM): ASKING TO THE DANCE?

ViperKing5555 (12:32:38 AM): u r duh

yagieo (12:32:44 AM): OR TALKING IN CELEBRITY GOSSIP?

yagieo (12:32:55 AM): YOU PIGS

marineraiderww2 (12:33:01 AM): cum on tessa! this place sux and apperently steph aint at her puter

KiiSs mEh kRaZii (12:33:05 AM): WILL IM OUTI

dephyone (12:33:11 AM): puter

dephyone (12:33:14 AM): what are you

dephyone (12:33:15 AM): 14?

BRitaniTY (12:33:16 AM): later

marineraiderww2 (12:33:18 AM): cya wierdos

 

Texancowboi88 (12:33:42 AM): ZeNgUrL231

***** ViperKing5555 IMs me ******

BASEketballer302 (12:34:01 AM): gotta paintball gun for sale, an angel, any buddy want it

Siboner231 (12:34:02 AM): any young ladies wunna chat with an 18/m/oh/pic im me or press 231

Cln5453 (12:34:03 AM): girls press 222

KornEATcorN (12:34:08 AM): hey

Texancowboi88 (12:34:10 AM): IM me if ur horny

Texancowboi88 (12:34:10 AM): IM me if ur horny

Texancowboi88 (12:34:10 AM): IM me if ur horny

yagieo (12:34:20 AM): I AM NOT HORNY BUT I LIKE DAH DANCE

dephyone (12:34:21 AM): 111

BRitaniTY (12:34:27 AM): lol

dephyone (12:34:35 AM): 123

KornEATcorN (12:34:54 AM): hey ppls

BRitaniTY (12:34:56 AM): if dah means yes in romainia yagio

BRitaniTY (12:35:02 AM): then you say you know yes dance

BRitaniTY (12:35:05 AM): ya dumbass

dephyone (12:35:08 AM): 132

flyingsheep31191 (12:35:09 AM): and i'm a young, hot cheerleader slut dying to talk to some nerd on the internet

lais1974 (12:35:21 AM): hello room

yagieo (12:35:34 AM): OK

yagieo (12:35:36 AM): YES DANCE

yagieo (12:35:40 AM): YES DANCE

yagieo (12:35:44 AM): YES DANCE FOR ROMANIA

yagieo (12:35:55 AM): YES!!! DANCE FOR ROMANIA!!!!

AngelaWebcam (12:35:55 AM): hello, what's up?

yagieo (12:35:59 AM): THANK YOU BRITENTITIY

 

 

KornEATcorN (12:36:51 AM): sup hicks

shushorta09 (12:36:54 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter

shushorta09 (12:36:54 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter

shushorta09 (12:36:56 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter

shushorta09 (12:36:56 AM): if ur 12 0r 13 and ur a hott sweet grl im me and single but doesnt matter

dephyone (12:37:00 AM): HALLO?

dephyone (12:37:03 AM): HALLO?

KornEATcorN (12:37:04 AM): hello

SimplePlanHun252 (12:37:05 AM): ne hot guys wanna chat with a 15/f IM me

yagieo (12:37:12 AM): IN ROMANIA PEDOPHILES HAVE TONGUES CUT OUT AND SOLD AT FISH MARKET

dephyone (12:37:12 AM): JAIL BAIT

KornEATcorN (12:37:13 AM): ahah i'm 15 m

 

 

W1ll1sW (12:38:06 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny

Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny

Texancowboi88 (12:38:06 AM): IM me if ur horny

yagieo (12:38:10 AM): HEY WAHT'S UP ROMANIAN MAN SEEKING THE DANCE PARTY

KornEATcorN (12:38:11 AM): i am iam

KornEATcorN (12:38:12 AM): lol

yagieo (12:38:27 AM): PRESS 444 IF YOU WANT THE YES DANCE

W1ll1sW (12:38:28 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

W1ll1sW (12:38:30 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

W1ll1sW (12:38:31 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

W1ll1sW (12:38:32 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

W1ll1sW (12:38:33 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

W1ll1sW (12:38:35 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

W1ll1sW (12:38:36 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

W1ll1sW (12:38:38 AM): 19/m/or/pics/hot/seeking hot girls

yagieo (12:38:45 AM): WHAT ARE YOU SEEKING?

yagieo (12:38:46 AM): I CAN'T READ THAT FAST

yagieo (12:38:48 AM): SLOW DOWN

W1ll1sW (12:38:53 AM): IM ME U WHORES

 

yagieo (12:39:23 AM): THE DANCING YES

yagieo (12:39:29 AM): I LIKE THE YES DANCING

yagieo (12:39:35 AM): BRITANITIY DO THE YES DANCE

W1ll1sW (12:39:40 AM): wtf

W1ll1sW (12:39:47 AM): shut up yugio

W1ll1sW (12:39:51 AM): u make no sense

yagieo (12:39:58 AM): I AM THE MAKING SENSE

W1ll1sW (12:40:02 AM): ur heart is not in the cards

yagieo (12:40:03 AM): I AM TALKING ABOUT CELEBRITY O-ZONE

W1ll1sW (12:40:03 AM): lol

AeroGuy2008 (12:40:12 AM): yagieo shut up u romanian trash!

yagieo (12:40:12 AM): YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SEX GIRLS

yagieo (12:40:22 AM): AERO I THOUGHT WE WERE THE FRIENDS

W1ll1sW (12:40:26 AM): i'm also speaking english, ho

yagieo (12:40:27 AM): BROTHERS IN SLOVAKIA

FUMES30412 (12:40:47 AM): yo

AeroGuy2008 (12:40:48 AM): Slovakians r just as nasty as romanian

FUMES30412 (12:41:15 AM): 15/m/pic girls im me im bored

wishaponstars4u (12:41:16 AM): yo

 

 

W1ll1sW (12:41:29 AM): r u all lesbos?

yagieo (12:41:31 AM): DO THE DANCING

W1ll1sW (12:41:32 AM): IM ME!!!

AeroGuy2008 (12:41:33 AM): yagieo ur dancing romanian trash

yagieo (12:41:36 AM): YES

yagieo (12:41:39 AM): I AM THE DANCING ROMANIAN

dephyone (12:41:43 AM): dah

AeroGuy2008 (12:41:43 AM): TRASH

yagieo (12:41:44 AM): DANCE NOMA NOMA YAY

dephyone (12:41:45 AM): ive seen it

yagieo (12:41:55 AM): TRASH MEANS SEXGOD IN ROMANIA

FUMES30412 (12:41:55 AM): wishaponstars4u:

dephyone (12:41:56 AM): he dances like no other

yagieo (12:42:02 AM): I AM THE DANCING ROMANIAN SEX GOD

AeroGuy2008 (12:42:06 AM): yea sure it doesnt

 

sinsational526 (12:42:22 AM): hey whats up any hot looking guys in here that are 19-24 and want to chat with a 18/f/fl/hawaiian

Whirley2827 (12:42:27 AM): hott horny girls press 2828

dephyone (12:42:42 AM): 2827

***** AeroGuy2008, a very creepy scary 14-year old homosexual from Hungary IM's me *****

dephyone (12:42:48 AM): 2829

yagieo (12:42:58 AM): 292929

Whirley2827 (12:43:23 AM): hott horny girls press 2828

 

sinsational526 (12:44:01 AM): hey whats up any hot looking guys in here that are 19-24 and want to chat with a 18/f/fl/hawaiian

ElementSk8ter591 (12:44:02 AM): NE LADIES WANNA CHAT W/ A FINE SURFER/SKATER IM ME OR PRESS 123

The evilage (12:44:10 AM): hello

dephyone (12:44:15 AM): |\| | 6 6 E |2

yagieo (12:44:45 AM): 124

The evilage (12:44:45 AM): hello

yagieo (12:44:52 AM): HELLO DO THE DANCINK

xRosesforRazorsx (12:44:53 AM): Hello.

 

dephyone (12:44:57 AM): IF YOU ARE BLACK PLEASE PRESS 95

The evilage (12:45:02 AM): wuz up?

KornEATcorN (12:45:06 AM): hey

xRosesforRazorsx (12:45:08 AM): ....

xRosesforRazorsx (12:45:15 AM): This seems like a...fun....group.

KornEATcorN (12:45:15 AM): hey

QuiteTrue2 (12:45:16 AM): 95

KornEATcorN (12:45:19 AM): 99

KornEATcorN (12:45:23 AM): 5

Ubermouser (12:45:24 AM): fun...

KornEATcorN (12:45:25 AM): 11

KornEATcorN (12:45:25 AM): 3

LiLaZnMiSsA123 (12:45:26 AM): can any1 help a latina wit here homework plezzzzz

KornEATcorN (12:45:27 AM): 4

KornEATcorN (12:45:44 AM): mexican

mikebrooks311 (12:45:51 AM): hi bored 18 m tx pics im me

KornEATcorN (12:45:53 AM): language hw

dephyone (12:45:56 AM): ANY ONE WANNA CHECK THAT LATINA FOR HER GREEN CARD

 

 

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And that's where the chat ends. During the chat I also got the following IM's mixed in with the spam and attempts to launch viruses.......

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fermentor666

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Random guy or girl, probably a guy praying that I was a female:

 

impulsekahlo (12:28:20 AM): hey asl

yagieo (12:28:28 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY

impulsekahlo (12:28:54 AM): uh yeah i've got to say that's totally hot ...quidado

yagieo (12:29:04 AM): MAYA HEEE MAYA HOOOO

impulsekahlo (12:30:18 AM): luh yeah so i take it you are #1) autistic #2) have touretts syndorme #3) foreign

yagieo (12:30:41 AM): I AM DOING THE DANCE

impulsekahlo (12:30:52 AM): yeah what dance?

yagieo (12:30:58 AM): DAH

impulsekahlo (12:32:32 AM): oKAY SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE someone namely my mother SHOOTS you with her camoflage todom pokle

yagieo (12:33:09 AM): DAH YOU ARE TEH IM ME

impulsekahlo (12:33:16 AM): DAH!

yagieo (12:33:41 AM): DAH NOW YOU ARE DAH GETINK IT

impulsekahlo signed off at 12:47:03 AM.

 

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HEYYY LAEVE MY 12 YAER OLDE FREIDNS AL0NE TEHY ARE JUST TRIYNG TO HAEV TEH SEX0R!!!~@!@~!@!!~#~!!~!!

 

 

marineraiderww2 (12:30:20 AM): hey dude leave my friends alone ok i dont even no y one of em dragged me into a place full of perverts like u who talk like that 2 12 year olds!

yagieo (12:30:28 AM): NOMA NOMA YAY

yagieo (12:30:30 AM): NOMA NOMA NOMA YAY

yagieo (12:30:32 AM): DO THE DANCINK

marineraiderww2 (12:30:49 AM): u need sum serious help

yagieo (12:31:08 AM): IN ROMANIA WE CANNOT GET HELP, INSTEAD WE GET FISH

marineraiderww2 (12:31:37 AM): u r won wierd idiot

yagieo (12:32:04 AM): IN ROMANIA WIERD MEANS AWESOME

marineraiderww2 (12:32:19 AM): y?

yagieo (12:33:19 AM): BECAUSE THAT IS HOW LANGUAGE IS EXISTS

marineraiderww2 (12:33:30 AM): u need sum serious help

yagieo (12:33:50 AM): I TOLD YOU ALL I GET IS FISH

 

 

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This was the last IM I got, but I don't want to end my thread on a scary, deeply disturbing note. In the chat room, I noticed this kid was a little friendly. Then he called me a shithead or something and I thought I wouldn't hear from him. What follows walks the fine line down human decency before falling right off into a horrifying police set-up. I tried to get him to stop IM'ing me but he wouldn't until I put him on block. Part of me does not want this to see the light of day, but for educational purposes I will post it:

 

AeroGuy2008 (12:42:45 AM): ur not a sex god

yagieo (12:42:52 AM): YEAH I KNOW IT'S ALL A LIE

AeroGuy2008 (12:43:11 AM): how old r u?

yagieo (12:43:11 AM): BY LIE I MEAN IT IS ALL TRUE

yagieo (12:43:17 AM): I AM THE OLD

AeroGuy2008 (12:43:32 AM): how old?

yagieo (12:43:40 AM): HOW OLD ARE YOU?

AeroGuy2008 (12:43:43 AM): 14

AeroGuy2008 (12:43:43 AM): u?

AeroGuy2008 (12:44:09 AM): hm?

yagieo (12:44:32 AM): I AM OLDER

AeroGuy2008 (12:44:50 AM): how old i love older men

AeroGuy2008 (12:44:56 AM): :-*

yagieo (12:45:05 AM): I AM NOT THE GAY SORRY

AeroGuy2008 (12:45:21 AM): but i am

AeroGuy2008 (12:45:27 AM): how big is ur cock?

yagieo (12:45:31 AM): THAT IS GOOD BUT I AM NOT SORRY

AeroGuy2008 (12:46:02 AM): how big is ur cock?

yagieo (12:46:12 AM): I AM THE DANCE KING ROMANIA

yagieo (12:46:18 AM): I AM THE DANCE WITH LADIES

AeroGuy2008 (12:46:26 AM): dance with me in the bed

yagieo (12:46:40 AM): NO I DANCE ON DANCE FLOOR WITH WOMEN WITH ARMPIT HAIRS

AeroGuy2008 (12:46:41 AM): dance with me all night long

AeroGuy2008 (12:47:10 AM): dont warn me baby it turns me on when a man resists me

yagieo (12:47:31 AM): I AM THE WARN YOU BECAUSE OF THE SEX HARRASSMENT YOU ARE THE GIVING

AeroGuy2008 (12:47:33 AM): warn me baby harder harder

yagieo (12:47:34 AM): STOP THE HARRASSMENT

yagieo (12:47:38 AM): NOMA NOMA NAY

AeroGuy2008 (12:47:59 AM): i hope that means fuck fuck me

yagieo (12:48:43 AM): IT MEANS I DANCE FOR WOMAN NOT MEN SORRY YOU ARE CREEPY

AeroGuy2008 (12:48:54 AM): i wanna put ur hard cock in my ass so u can fuck me hard

yagieo (12:49:16 AM): OMG BLOCKED

AeroGuy2008 signed off at 12:49:22 AM.

 

 

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And on a more homophobicly heterosexual note, this asshole right here who wanted me to fight him:

 

ViperKing5555 (12:33:55 AM): ur gay shut the fuck up

yagieo (12:34:07 AM): I AM DAH HAPPY YES

yagieo (12:34:13 AM): YOU AMERICAN LIKE TO CALL PEOPLE DAH HAPPY

ViperKing5555 (12:34:45 AM): im not sayin u happy im sayin u like other guys dumn ass

yagieo (12:35:17 AM): DAT IS NOT TRUE I LIKE DAH O-ZONE DISCO MUSIC NOMA NOMA

ViperKing5555 (12:36:22 AM): ok wut the fuck is th o-zone

yagieo (12:36:37 AM): O-ZONE IS YES DANCE PARTY

ViperKing5555 (12:37:19 AM): o ok i see so u go to the o-zone an dance with other naked guys rite

yagieo (12:37:27 AM): NO DANCE WITH WOMAN

yagieo (12:37:34 AM): SLUT WOMEN HAVE DANCE PARTY ALL NIGHT

ViperKing5555 (12:37:39 AM): yea shure it is

yagieo (12:37:53 AM): IN ROMANIA, SHURE MEANS DUMPLING

ViperKing5555 (12:38:52 AM): i dont fuckin care wut any thing meens fron america in romainea

yagieo (12:39:15 AM): THEN WAHY ARE YOU THE MESSAGEING ME CAPITOLIST SCUM?

ViperKing5555 (12:40:13 AM): my god kid r u fuckin dumn or somthin

yagieo (12:41:09 AM): AT LEAST I CAN SPELL WHEN I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND YOU FOOL

ViperKing5555 (12:41:48 AM): i can spell dumn ass

yagieo (12:42:11 AM): LOL NICE

yagieo (12:42:15 AM): I LOVE HOW YOU SPELL DUMB

yagieo (12:42:19 AM): FUCKING DORK

yagieo (12:42:27 AM): WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, E-BEAT ME?

ViperKing5555 (12:43:33 AM): yea maby i will just knock ur gay ass out mother fucker

yagieo (12:44:08 AM): YEAH I COUNT LIKE FOUR SPELLING MISTAKES IN THAT SENTANCE BEFORE MY MIND JUST SHUTS YOU OUT

yagieo (12:44:15 AM): COME KNOCK ME OUT

yagieo (12:44:26 AM): /ME GETS READY TO FIGHT

ViperKing5555 (12:47:52 AM): u wanna fuckin fight then u fuckin come out here to the states cuz im not goin over their when it will just be a waist of my time cuz fightin u will be so fuckin easy seein how u think ur all good u gotta be the ferfect speller an all that

yagieo (12:48:04 AM): LOL

yagieo (12:48:18 AM): IN ROMANIA YOU WOULD BE CRUSHED LIKE MILK CARTON UNDER CIGARETTE TRUCK

yagieo (12:48:27 AM): THEN SHOT BY CIGARETTE TRUCK DRIVER

ViperKing5555 (12:50:09 AM): o please mother fucker if u com over here ull be shot befor u even get one foot in the states

yagieo (12:50:25 AM): I HAVE BEEN TO STATES

yagieo (12:50:32 AM): STATES FOR PUSSY, ROMANIA FOR REAL MEN

yagieo (12:50:36 AM): MEN WHO SPELL CORRECTLY

yagieo (12:50:40 AM): WE HAVE GOOD SPELLING BEE

yagieo (12:50:46 AM): WIN IN WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP

ViperKing5555 (12:51:22 AM): hahahahahahahahahaha dont u just fuckin wish

yagieo (12:52:22 AM): I AM HAVING TO GO NOW, MUST PRACTICE SPELLING, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROW BALLS TO COME TO ROMANIA TO FIGHT WITH ME AND I WILL TAKE YOUR EYES AND PLACE THEM IN JAR BY BED

yagieo (12:52:28 AM): EVERY NIGHT I WILL STARE AT EYES

yagieo (12:52:29 AM): AND SAY

yagieo (12:52:30 AM): I WIN

ViperKing5555 (12:54:10 AM): dude like i said i aint waistin my time comin over their when i kno ill crush u like a fuckin bug

yagieo (12:54:26 AM): BECAUSE YOU ARE PUSSY

ViperKing5555 (12:54:31 AM): so if u wanna fight me then u com over here

yagieo (12:54:43 AM): I HAVE COME TO AMERICA

yagieo (12:54:51 AM): I DID NOT SEE YOUR ASS AROUND, YOU MUST BE PUSSY SCARED OF ME

ViperKing5555 (12:55:51 AM): yea when where u ever in america

yagieo (12:56:07 AM): I AM DONE TALKING, I PUT ON BLOCK YOU NOW. HAVE FUN IN AMERICA WITH YOUR CHICKEN MCNUGGETS AND STYROFOAM YOU CAPITALIST MONSTER PIG FUCKER

ViperKing5555 signed off at 12:56:12 AM.

 

 

 

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There you have it, the result of the decline of western civilization. Tearing it down brick by brick.

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mindvapors

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OH MAN. i've had this song on my mp3 player and playing on my pc for the past 2 weeks. hahahahaha. funny coincidence. oh man.

 

and yageio, wtf. u'vr been on my buddy list for like a year or 2. i had no clue u were fermentor666.

 

numa numa numa ay.

 

areevaderchy, have a slutty day.

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iloveboxcars

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yagieo (12:52:22 AM): I AM HAVING TO GO NOW, MUST PRACTICE SPELLING, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROW BALLS TO COME TO ROMANIA TO FIGHT WITH ME AND I WILL TAKE YOUR EYES AND PLACE THEM IN JAR BY BED

yagieo (12:52:28 AM): EVERY NIGHT I WILL STARE AT EYES

yagieo (12:52:29 AM): AND SAY

yagieo (12:52:30 AM): I WIN

 

 

 

this is fucking gold.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jan 6 2005, 08:25 PM

yagieo (12:52:22 AM): I AM HAVING TO GO NOW, MUST PRACTICE SPELLING, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GROW BALLS TO COME TO ROMANIA TO FIGHT WITH ME AND I WILL TAKE YOUR EYES AND PLACE THEM IN JAR BY BED

yagieo (12:52:28 AM): EVERY NIGHT I WILL STARE AT EYES

yagieo (12:52:29 AM): AND SAY

yagieo (12:52:30 AM): I WIN

 

 

 

this is fucking gold.

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Originally posted by fermentor666@Today, 12:23 AM

marineraiderww2 (12:33:30 AM): u need sum serious help

yagieo (12:33:50 AM): I TOLD YOU ALL I GET IS FISH

 

 

hahahahahahahaahahaahahah :lol:

 

found this particularly funny

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yagieo (12:44:08 AM): YEAH I COUNT LIKE FOUR SPELLING MISTAKES IN THAT SENTANCE BEFORE MY MIND JUST SHUTS YOU OUT

sentence... but thats not my point.

 

 

yagieo (12:33:50 AM): I TOLD YOU ALL I GET IS FISH

 

this is the laugh.

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mackfatsoe

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Originally posted by GnomeToys@Jan 6 2005, 07:59 PM

I just tried to repeat your chatting successes but ended up with some woman from california hitting on me even though I was saying nothing to her but DANCE DANCE PARTY ROMANIA

 

golden rule of computernet chatrooms:

 

 

 

if some random hot chick from cali is hitting on you and you dont know why, she most certainly has a penis.

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golden rule of computernet chatrooms:

 

 

 

if some random hot chick from cali is hitting on you and you dont know why, she most certainly has a penis.

 

a penis and a badge.

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