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i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BOZACK, Feb 18, 2004.

  1. BOZACK

    BOZACK 12oz Member

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    i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday.

    Discussion started by BOZACK - Feb 18, 2004

    background info (i'll make it quick i promise):
    i used to live in new orleans.
    i flunked out of school.
    now i live in lafayette, louisiana.
    lafayette = your average-sized town/city. ghettos, posh neighborhoods, ok nightlife, ok shopping, pretty diverse.
    but if you drive about 45 minutes in any direction from lafayette, you're in a crawfish pond/swamp/sugarcane field/trailer park.
    so the new season of "the simple life" (featuring paris hilton and nicole ritchie)is going to be filmed here.
    there was a casting call for families at the hilton this week.
    but families like mine are not what they are looking for, because we are civilized and live IN lafayette, not in gueydon, maurice, kaplan, etc., so we didn't waste our time. not to mention my parents don't welcome heroin-addicted sluts in their home verty often.

    BUT paris & nicole are going to be in town for the mardi gras debauchery. and there is going to be a show at Toy's music center this saturday, and Ms. Hilton and Ms. Ritchie will be in attendance. and i am going. because i know the band. and paris is going to see me. then she will run up and propose to me. the end.
     
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    Gunm - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    Ask Paris if thats really her in the video....you'll score BIG points with that one
     
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    :lol:
     
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    CinchedWaist - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    bozack- i'm going to be travelling to new orleans in
    a month or so.
    will you email me with some neat sites and stuff to do?
    thank you
    :)
     
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    WhAt_dA_fUcK - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    LiKe OmG.....WhAt ArE yOu GoiNg To WeAr WhEn YoU aSk HeR MaRRy HeR?!?!?........LiKe ToTaLy...




    *side note i actually think that i lost intelligence tryin to make a comment in regards about those bland females....
     
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  7. BOZACK

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    BOZACK - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    no problemo. hit me up on AIM: yeahmanthatsrad

    if i am there at the same time as you i will bring you to the projects.
     
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    DUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE.......i like totally forgot.

    we are the same weight! tubular compatibility like totally.
     
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    shmaris smilton. blech :yuck:
     
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    CinchedWaist - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    you don't have email?
     
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    BOZACK - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    yes. i do. sorry i'm not smart today. email for CW in progress.
     
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    :)
     
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    anonymity1 - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    then you can make a good sex tape, and share your sexual encounters with the E-world
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Feb 18, 2004

    please dont confuse yayo for heroin.
    And isn't she dating that blond guy from the backstreet boys?
    Hell... she was banging the singer from Sum41. Clearly she's looking
    for boys, not men, so you're higher ranked already.

    I say kidnap her and hold her for ransom.
    You could probably get a cool 10million for that.
    (and make her squeel like a pig)
     
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    We require pictures, BOZACK.
     
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