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i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BOZACK, Feb 18, 2004.

  1. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    background info (i'll make it quick i promise):
    i used to live in new orleans.
    i flunked out of school.
    now i live in lafayette, louisiana.
    lafayette = your average-sized town/city. ghettos, posh neighborhoods, ok nightlife, ok shopping, pretty diverse.
    but if you drive about 45 minutes in any direction from lafayette, you're in a crawfish pond/swamp/sugarcane field/trailer park.
    so the new season of "the simple life" (featuring paris hilton and nicole ritchie)is going to be filmed here.
    there was a casting call for families at the hilton this week.
    but families like mine are not what they are looking for, because we are civilized and live IN lafayette, not in gueydon, maurice, kaplan, etc., so we didn't waste our time. not to mention my parents don't welcome heroin-addicted sluts in their home verty often.

    BUT paris & nicole are going to be in town for the mardi gras debauchery. and there is going to be a show at Toy's music center this saturday, and Ms. Hilton and Ms. Ritchie will be in attendance. and i am going. because i know the band. and paris is going to see me. then she will run up and propose to me. the end.
     
  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Ask Paris if thats really her in the video....you'll score BIG points with that one
     
  3. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    :lol:
     
  4. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    bozack- i'm going to be travelling to new orleans in
    a month or so.
    will you email me with some neat sites and stuff to do?
    thank you
    :)
     
  5. WhAt_dA_fUcK

    WhAt_dA_fUcK Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,149 Likes Received: 0
    LiKe OmG.....WhAt ArE yOu GoiNg To WeAr WhEn YoU aSk HeR MaRRy HeR?!?!?........LiKe ToTaLy...




    *side note i actually think that i lost intelligence tryin to make a comment in regards about those bland females....
     
  6. amish son

    amish son Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2003 Messages: 2,149 Likes Received: 0
  7. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    no problemo. hit me up on AIM: yeahmanthatsrad

    if i am there at the same time as you i will bring you to the projects.
     
  8. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0

    DUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE.......i like totally forgot.

    we are the same weight! tubular compatibility like totally.
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    shmaris smilton. blech :yuck:
     
  10. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    you don't have email?
     
  11. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 999 Likes Received: 0
    yes. i do. sorry i'm not smart today. email for CW in progress.
     
  12. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
  13. anonymity1

    anonymity1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 28, 2003 Messages: 1,945 Likes Received: 0
    then you can make a good sex tape, and share your sexual encounters with the E-world
     
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    please dont confuse yayo for heroin.
    And isn't she dating that blond guy from the backstreet boys?
    Hell... she was banging the singer from Sum41. Clearly she's looking
    for boys, not men, so you're higher ranked already.

    I say kidnap her and hold her for ransom.
    You could probably get a cool 10million for that.
    (and make her squeel like a pig)
     
  15. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    We require pictures, BOZACK.
     
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