BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 background info (i'll make it quick i promise): i used to live in new orleans. i flunked out of school. now i live in lafayette, louisiana. lafayette = your average-sized town/city. ghettos, posh neighborhoods, ok nightlife, ok shopping, pretty diverse. but if you drive about 45 minutes in any direction from lafayette, you're in a crawfish pond/swamp/sugarcane field/trailer park. so the new season of "the simple life" (featuring paris hilton and nicole ritchie)is going to be filmed here. there was a casting call for families at the hilton this week. but families like mine are not what they are looking for, because we are civilized and live IN lafayette, not in gueydon, maurice, kaplan, etc., so we didn't waste our time. not to mention my parents don't welcome heroin-addicted sluts in their home verty often. BUT paris & nicole are going to be in town for the mardi gras debauchery. and there is going to be a show at Toy's music center this saturday, and Ms. Hilton and Ms. Ritchie will be in attendance. and i am going. because i know the band. and paris is going to see me. then she will run up and propose to me. the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Ask Paris if thats really her in the video....you'll score BIG points with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 turn around so you can see what I see :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 bozack- i'm going to be travelling to new orleans in a month or so. will you email me with some neat sites and stuff to do? thank you :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 LiKe OmG.....WhAt ArE yOu GoiNg To WeAr WhEn YoU aSk HeR MaRRy HeR?!?!?........LiKe ToTaLy... *side note i actually think that i lost intelligence tryin to make a comment in regards about those bland females.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amish son Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 if you didnt download the movie yet, get it here. if it still works. http://66.98.212.56/hilton.wmv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by CinchedWaist bozack- i'm going to be travelling to new orleans in a month or so. will you email me with some neat sites and stuff to do? thank you :) no problemo. hit me up on AIM: yeahmanthatsrad if i am there at the same time as you i will bring you to the projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR yall would be the cutest anorexic couple eveeeeeeeeeeeer! ;) :lol: we :lovee: bozack. :beat: DUUUUUUDDDDEEEEE.......i like totally forgot. we are the same weight! tubular compatibility like totally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 shmaris smilton. blech :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK no problemo. hit me up on AIM: yeahmanthatsrad you don't have email? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 yes. i do. sorry i'm not smart today. email for CW in progress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 then you can make a good sex tape, and share your sexual encounters with the E-world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK not to mention my parents don't welcome heroin-addicted sluts in their home verty often. please dont confuse yayo for heroin. And isn't she dating that blond guy from the backstreet boys? Hell... she was banging the singer from Sum41. Clearly she's looking for boys, not men, so you're higher ranked already. I say kidnap her and hold her for ransom. You could probably get a cool 10million for that. (and make her squeel like a pig) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 We require pictures, BOZACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Re: Re: i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday. Originally posted by Kilo7- please dont confuse yayo for heroin. i didn't...yeah paris is a cokehead but nicole is the heroin junkie i believe. but she has a dogface so i'll pass. bozack, watcher of entertainment tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 tell them to stop wearing those stupid hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amish son Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Re: Re: i am going to marry paris hilton on saturday. Originally posted by Kilo7- (and make her squeel like a pig) take it all you dumb bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob We require pictures, BOZACK. oh of course. unless i can't get in...i don't plan on going with the band, and it's been advertised on the radio, so the place is bound to be beyond capacity. i hope not....i hope i hope i hope....i will do everything in my power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 you should ask her out to walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush you should ask her out to walmart. i only go to walmart to take pictures of country bumpkins that look funny. we will eat at tsunami. then we will go to new orleans for club 360. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 whoaaa fancy schmancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by Devilush whoaaa fancy schmancy. was that SARCASM dev?! this is all a great big delusion by the way....except the part about them being here and my knowing the performers that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK was that SARCASM dev?! yes, i have noticed she seems to be on the sassy side lately :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by BOZACK was that SARCASM dev?! this is all a great big delusion by the way....except the part about them being here and my knowing the performers that is. noooo. what i meant was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaancy-schmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancy. i'm a lil mean lately. and i do apologize if you take it that way. but i'm just not happy with everything at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 18, 2004 Author Share Posted February 18, 2004 well i hope things get better for ya (without sarcasm) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted February 18, 2004 Share Posted February 18, 2004 Originally posted by E MARTYR BOZZZZZIZACKOLA- tell paris i jerked it to her video... twice. :lol: BOZACK, ALSO TELL PARIS THAT HE'S A COMPLETE MORON WITH NO LIFE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 i saw these girls up in da club a few weeks back.... ahhh, it just made me dislike them more. they were complete slutty ditzes in person too!!! ...but wait, maybe it just made me more jealuous or thier immense wealth as they drank freely and i was charging drinks on my credit card that is closed to maxed. well either way, fuck em!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Thamaire Posted February 19, 2004 Share Posted February 19, 2004 BOZAK> when are you gonna kill yourself!! thats would be awsome! and btw who got the 20 minutes videos online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted February 19, 2004 Author Share Posted February 19, 2004 Originally posted by Nic Thamaire BOZAK> when are you gonna kill yourself!! thats would be awsome! and btw who got the 20 minutes videos online? whose "bozak?" go wank to grainy porn you nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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