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I AM CANADIAN, PAKISTAN,ITALIN...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by I R NET GANG, Jan 29, 2004.

  1. I R NET GANG

    I R NET GANG Banned

    Joined: Jan 29, 2004 Messages: 111 Likes Received: 0
    I AM CANADIAN



    Hey...

    I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...

    and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...

    and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,

    although I'm certain they're really, really nice.



    I have a Prime Minister, not a President.

    I speak English & French, NOT American.

    and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

    I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.

    I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.

    DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,

    AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.



    A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,

    AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!

    CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!

    THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!



    MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!







    I AM PAKISTANI



    Allo,

    I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant.

    I don't go to fleamarkets, worship elephants, or eat with my hands.

    And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle,

    Although I'm certain they're very smelly people.



    I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a week,

    I believe in discounts, not full price.

    And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.

    I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege.

    A turban IS an article of clothing.

    Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods

    Curry is a VERY tasty dish,

    and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee!!



    Pakistan IS a third world country,

    The first nation of Cricket

    And the BEST part of the middle east!!

    My name is Raheem!

    AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!





    I AM ITALIAN



    Ciao...

    I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.

    I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night.

    And I don't drive a Camaro.

    And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge,

    Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people.



    I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza.

    I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.

    And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.

    I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the worldcup.

    Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies,

    Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors,

    And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!



    Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,

    The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!!

    My name is Guiseppe !!!

    AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    I AM CHINESE!



    Wai...

    I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.

    I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic.

    And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights

    Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people.



    I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk.

    I believe in giving cash, not gifts

    And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO.

    I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre,

    Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk

    Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.

    And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa



    China is the LARGEST country in Asia

    The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,

    And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!

    My name is FUNG!!!

    AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







    I AM AMERICAN



    Wassup...

    I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.

    And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.

    I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,

    although I'm pretty sure they were American.



    I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,

    Guns settle disputes, not discussions.

    Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,

    And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.



    I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.

    Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,

    Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,

    I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!



    The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,

    The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,

    And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!

    MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,

    AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!



    I AM JAMAICAN



    Ja

    I am very spiritual and wise on some levels

    Being creative is only a state of belief

    I don't know Lee Roy, Anthony or Shawndra

    although I'm pretty sure they smoked ganja.



    I eat don't eat chicken or water melon, I eat pork
    and cantaloup

    I don't believe every power full white man is out
    to opress me.

    Using your own hands for creating material. refrain
    from buying.

    And it's pronounced ASK, not AXE.



    I proudly wave my flag during election day.

    Rasta culture is strong and truth full

    The Caribbean is the BEST island in the world,

    The FIRST nation of MUSIC,

    MY NAME IS HASTENS!

    AND I AM JAMAICAN!!!!!!!
     
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    say what?

    when email forwards get threads.:(
     
  3. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    okayseriouslygetthefuckout.
     
  4. krie

    krie Guest

    I am Australian

    Gday

    I drink beer and say 'krikey'

    I ride a kangaroo to work

    Dingo's steal my babies
     
  5. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    this thread kicked ass until i read the words
     
  6. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    I'm American
    I'll shit on the hood of your car
    Then shoot you with a Tec-9
    Free meathook abortions, take a number
    I ate the prom

    Die.
     
  7. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    i represent the usa all the way...
    but is it wrong to eh......
    i guess im americanadian.......
     
  8. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
  9. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
    THATS GREAT EXCEPT PAKISTAN IS NOT IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i'm an aussie.

    i don't say g'day
    i don't live in the outback
    i don't follow sports, but i'm pretty sure i could kick your ass at whatever you're playing
    i drink beer
    when i'm not drinking beer i'm thinking about beer
    when i'm not thinking about beer i'm asleep
    the australian flag means nothing to me, the aboriginal flag means alot
    australia is the best goddamn continent on earth

    *burp*
     
  11. horse cock

    horse cock Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2002 Messages: 4,376 Likes Received: 99
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