Iris Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 annoyed today. i am surrounded by morons 1. my pregnant drunken slutty coworkers slept with two different men on her birthday and knows neither of their names. i am going to set her up with my exboyfriend (payback) who is "lonely". 2. my boyfriend has to wait to have a fight with his roommate before he can come over and i haven't seem him in 3 days. 3. my friend kelly has chlamydia because she had sex with a gay guy. 4. my mother is insane and i need to move out but don't have a roommate. 5. i have midterms this week. the only week my coolest friend ever will be home for a while. 6. i resprained my ankle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 sounds like you got slutty friends , and three days aint that long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 number 3 sounds terrible... she'll have to take novolexin like me! (but not for an std) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 why would she have sex with a GAY guy ..........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wilt Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 wow..i heard the clap never leaves women...i need to get out and meet some new people....anyone wanna paint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 3. my friend kelly has chlamydia because she had sex with a gay guy. oops! (and i thought gay guys didn't dig women . . . . . . .) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 7, 2002 Author Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE why would she have sex with a GAY guy ..........? he was essentially "trying not to be gay" she said it can be cured. and i think 3 days sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 teen.com boo hoo hoo who fucking cares. :loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 life sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 i tell girls that im gay all the time, but they know im not.....it sucks.i ant some girl to try and cure me. you should read a horoscope or something,iris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 im hungover and jus broke up with my girlfreind and im sapsoe to hang out with sum girl tonight. i thaught it would be a good idea to get my mind off it and now i jus feel stupid. i feel annoyed also but jsu at myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 just my opinion you should become a lesbian and date asian girls. that's what i'd do!! they'll take care of that ankle!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 ^ he seems to be obsessed with asian girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 7, 2002 Author Share Posted March 7, 2002 Re: just my opinion Originally posted by nocalfr8tr you should become a lesbian and date asian girls. that's what i'd do!! they'll take care of that ankle!! ankle? i am oficially gay now. sorry bojangles did bombastic get blocked or did she lose interest? phew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 How would a gay guy get chlamydia anyways? Maybe he was using the "Gay" thing as a front to try and get women to change him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 7, 2002 Author Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Pistol How would a gay guy get chlamydia anyways? Maybe he was using the "Gay" thing as a front to try and get women to change him. she didn't know he was/is gay until i told her today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 i am obsessed Originally posted by --zeSto-- ^ he seems to be obsessed with asian girls i think i am...i miss all the thai girls i was seeing allday everyday, and now i'm stuck in america...at least i dont have chlymidia, i dont think...anyone know the symptoms, i seem to have forgotten? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 i see , he one of them inbetween homo's , not qiute gay not quite straight .................anyhow i feel for your friend , std's cant be fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clever Name Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 You should try raping yourself, those other worries will seem less important once you've been violated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 sucks.. if it makes u feel any better there about 6 billion other people who are completely misrable on any given day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 on second thought im pretty pissed too. came home today hungry because i was to busy working out issues with my lady to eat and found that the bowl of mash patato's and a1 ive been saving had been tossed out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 my day was cool for the most part! (go read my post yall.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 yo cmeup. just to let you know... if i didnt wait, he mightve kicked me out cuz hes a psycho, and i have NO FAMILY to go home to potna'...not really sweatin you, just get the facts right before you speak about me...ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unoprimero Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 "fuck all them hoessssssssssssssssss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 hi iris. does this cheer you up. i mean it aint no bojangles cuz you just cant fuck with that. but its tue. http://www.freephoto-i.net/users/imgayoner/posseetueeeeee.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 http://www.littledebbie.com/Images/products/cocoa1.gif'> the future of war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Re: just my opinion Originally posted by nocalfr8tr you should become a lesbian and date asian girls. that's what i'd do!! they'll take care of that ankle!! well derrrrr....iris and i are secretly seeing eachother. i am her asian lover.;) and why is tease all of a sudden so mean to you?:huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocalfr8tr Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 sounds like fun Originally posted by Devilush well derrrrr....iris and i are secretly seeing eachother. i am her asian lover.;) and why is tease all of a sudden so mean to you?:huh?: i am jealous of you both...send me pictures! and tease...dont know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted March 7, 2002 Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by Iris annoyed today. i am surrounded by morons 1. my pregnant drunken slutty coworkers slept with two different men on her birthday and knows neither of their names. i am going to set her up with my exboyfriend (payback) who is "lonely". 2. my boyfriend has to wait to have a fight with his roommate before he can come over and i haven't seem him in 3 days. 3. my friend kelly has chlamydia because she had sex with a gay guy. 4. my mother is insane and i need to move out but don't have a roommate. 5. i have midterms this week. the only week my coolest friend ever will be home for a while. 6. i resprained my ankle Ok iris, i have the simple answers, whatever for ya...here we go.. 1. You nailed this one...continuing to #2. 2. Tell your boyfriend, mr.b to kick the shit outta his roomate..i know, rent and shit, he needs him maybe, but just wait...keep reading. 3.There are two kinds of test for chlamydia. One involves collecting a small amount of fluid from an infected site (cervix or penis) with a cotton swab. These tests are universally available. New tests, which use only urine samples, will be available soon and will make testing much easier and less painful.A single dose of azithromycin or a week of doxycycline (twice daily) are the most commonly used treatments. Tell her to see the doctor..its that easy, shell be fine. 4. Move in with bojangles....problem solved for numbers 2 and 4. 5. Study now, or before shes here, and study alot, you should be fine, if not....fuck the midterms and have fun. 6. Sorry, just chill and get some rest, i do it all the time...i fell into a 4ft deep ditch on the side of the tracks the other day, and it was filled with thorns... Yup.... Im retarded and i dont know why i just said all that...people are annoying, another way of dealing with it is just to have some good old fashioned sex! eh bojangs? :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted March 7, 2002 Author Share Posted March 7, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup i stand corrected... however, i know what you know that she dont know that you know..and i sure as hell know it. :lol: holla atcha boy :D tease:king: i am not the one with no friends. i have and can easily get a boyfriend rather than just pathetically whine about it online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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