Milton Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Since I am without job or school at the moment, and just sort of kicking the shit, I decided to do something usefull with my time. This included going to a local community college with my friend and hitting on the chicks in his classes. But instead of going as his "friend with no life" I decided to pose as his Croatian exchange student. I know a lot of Bosnians, so I put on my best Bosnian accent and went around to his classes picking up on the ladies. Well it worked better than I thought and quite a few are willing to "hang out with me since I haven't meetnig any of you nice American girls yet." The problem, and why I'm an idiot is that hanging out with girls involves actually talking to them, especially if you're trying to play hot pocket hockey, but I don't know how long I can keep up the accent without slipping into normal English, which would make me fucked and no in the way I want to be... Anybody have idears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Sounds like a plot in a bad sitcom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 keep the accent up, tell em that yuor leaving or somethin and yuo can only go out one night, or be prepared for the "oh my god yuor such a loser, yuo dont have any feelings" type of speech from the unsuspecting ladyfriends.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 If they are already hanging out with you and you slip in the news that you, in fact, are american (or whatever the fuck) I'm sure since they are already there they will give you somewhat of a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 shit even if you do slip back into English and all goes bad it's not like YOU go to school there, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo Sounds like a plot in a bad sitcom Yeah, you pissed in your bed, you lay in it buddy Milton, do you even know who Che Guevarra is or what he did during his lifetime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 i did a presentation for a national history day contest on CHE, came out pretty good, had a paper, a powerpoint, and a whole poster/diarama type thing. i got 4th place, damn chinese kids with glasses always taking first prize.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 27, 2004 Author Share Posted January 27, 2004 I'm going to say that I pick up accents fast and speak English when I meet them, with a few slip ups into accent mode. Yes I do mister Lens, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 ^^^ no, I don't. I usually just pee in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Wait, aren't you black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 i donno if im the only one here who watches friends but this reminds me of the episode where Ross gets nervous in front of his class and gets a british accent...he didnt know what to do cuz he had to teach that class for the rest of the year so he tried to fade the accent out and it was just fucking funny:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 damn milt, that sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 he said POWERPOINT. hahahaha.. ahem.. sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo Sounds like a plot in a bad sitcom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle Wait, aren't you black? That's what I was thinking?? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 You've gotta pull it off until you stuff at least one of them.. then after you nut, roll over, light up a smoke, and then in perfect english go 'So, Croatia, huh?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enueone Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 get one of those "learn english" tapes...bump it in your walkman or if you pick the chick up in your whip have it playing when she gets in the door then turn it off like and be like "i've been working on my english" ...blah blah blah... you're a fast learner and all that shit..she'll think you're a genius and throw the muffin at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by effyoo Sounds like a plot in a bad sitcom Hit the nail on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Just tell em the truth, your after sexual favours ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 28, 2004 Author Share Posted January 28, 2004 I am in fact caucasian... Milton-Dammittheregonnathinkimawiggeroner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuckWhitey Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 Originally posted by 26SidedCube You've gotta pull it off until you stuff at least one of them.. then after you nut, roll over, light up a smoke, and then in perfect english go 'So, Croatia, huh?' HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 28, 2004 Share Posted January 28, 2004 "it's like he's doing what everyone else just thinks!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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