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I am an idiot...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Jan 27, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Since I am without job or school at the moment, and just sort of kicking the shit, I decided to do something usefull with my time. This included going to a local community college with my friend and hitting on the chicks in his classes. But instead of going as his "friend with no life" I decided to pose as his Croatian exchange student. I know a lot of Bosnians, so I put on my best Bosnian accent and went around to his classes picking up on the ladies. Well it worked better than I thought and quite a few are willing to "hang out with me since I haven't meetnig any of you nice American girls yet." The problem, and why I'm an idiot is that hanging out with girls involves actually talking to them, especially if you're trying to play hot pocket hockey, but I don't know how long I can keep up the accent without slipping into normal English, which would make me fucked and no in the way I want to be...
    Anybody have idears?
  2. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Sounds like a plot in a bad sitcom
  3. Kes_One_HTFD

    Kes_One_HTFD Member

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    keep the accent up, tell em that yuor leaving or somethin and yuo can only go out one night, or be prepared for the "oh my god yuor such a loser, yuo dont have any feelings" type of speech from the unsuspecting ladyfriends....
  4. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 449
    If they are already hanging out with you and you slip in the news that you, in fact, are american (or whatever the fuck) I'm sure since they are already there they will give you somewhat of a chance.
  5. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    shit even if you do slip back into English and all goes bad it's not like YOU go to school there, right?
  6. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    Yeah, you pissed in your bed, you lay in it buddy

    Milton, do you even know who Che Guevarra is or what he did during his lifetime?
  7. Kes_One_HTFD

    Kes_One_HTFD Member

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    i did a presentation for a national history day contest on CHE, came out pretty good, had a paper, a powerpoint, and a whole poster/diarama type thing. i got 4th place, damn chinese kids with glasses always taking first prize....
  8. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I'm going to say that I pick up accents fast and speak English when I meet them, with a few slip ups into accent mode.

    Yes I do mister Lens, do you?
  9. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    no, I don't. I usually just pee in the shower.
  10. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Wait, aren't you black?
  11. sweetcherry

    sweetcherry Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 16, 2003 Messages: 1,016 Likes Received: 0
    i donno if im the only one here who watches friends but this reminds me of the episode where Ross gets nervous in front of his class and gets a british accent...he didnt know what to do cuz he had to teach that class for the rest of the year so he tried to fade the accent out and it was just fucking funny:lick:
  12. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 312
    damn milt, that sucks
  13. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    he said POWERPOINT.


    ahem.. sorry.
  14. $360

    $360 Elite Member

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  15. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    That's what I was thinking?? :confused: