CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 so ask me some questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 - why are all of you guys such little faggot fucks with a napolean complex? jelly filled or glazed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 because napolean was a great man neither, i prefer the custard ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 - do u jiggle eachothers balls when your in the locker room? don't all female cops have descended testicles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 this kid immed me last week saying he was from 12oz, asking me a bunch of questions about etch. I seriously couldn't stop laughing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 why do you not like black people??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 if being a cop is "just a job" why are off duty pigs such fucking dickheads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 i know it was you, cash. Fucking cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 - how come female cops always ask me to sit on the curb, as if i pose a threat, despit the fact that they secretly want to perform fellatio on me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 this kid immed me last week saying he was from 12oz' date=' asking me a bunch of questions about etch. I seriously couldn't stop laughing...[/quote'] its good that youre laughing i hate seeing my little kitty cat sad whos daddy little pussy? you are yes you are you are, you are, you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 My badge is bigger then your badge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 why do you not like black people??? because they eat all the watermelon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 My badge is bigger then your badge i doubt that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 - do u jiggle eachothers balls when your in the locker room? don't all female cops have descended testicles? uh it depends, ill usually jiggle the captains balls just to wake him up in th emorning female cops have a wide selection of gentalia accesories that they can choose to wear it just depoends on their personal preference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 if being a cop is "just a job" why are off duty pigs such fucking dickheads? because were that awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 whats your fave DOUGHNUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 - how come female cops always ask me to sit on the curb, as if i pose a threat, despit the fact that they secretly want to perform fellatio on me? its a test, if you sit on the curb theyll know that youre a submissive type and will proceed to sodomize you with their flashlight but if you choose to ignore their order then they are yours for the taking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 what's your badge number? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 do cops know what "descended testicles" means? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 whats your fave DOUGHNUT it would be the one at the very top of the shelf here, the chocolate covered one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 So why the fuck did you blow up my secret Spelling Nazi alter ego you jerk?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 do cops know what "descended testicles" means? some do some dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 So why the fuck did you blow up my secret Spelling Nazi alter ego you jerk?!?!? because you were a public nuisance, and i have to commend mackfatsoe on his excellent detective skills in figuring out who you were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Do people at the station ever do that dramatic thing where they get taken off of a case so they throw in their badge and start working on the case off duty, and ultimately solving the case, coming back, AND getting a promotion? -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 what's your badge number? #665 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 are you one of those assholes who has to read the miranda rights off of the card because your too much of a dipshit to actually memorize them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 i read it off the card just as a liability precaution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 4, 2006 Author Share Posted May 4, 2006 Do people at the station ever do that dramatic thing where they get taken off of a case so they throw in their badge and start working on the case off duty, and ultimately solving the case, coming back, AND getting a promotion? -fuse. all the time theres also alot of yelling of the phrase "youre a loose cannon" around here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 do you dress up in gimp outfits after your shift due to the overwhelming amounts of stress you're exposed to on a daily bases? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 can you hook me up with a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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