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I ain't shit in like

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Frate_Raper, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    Five days......I've been eating alot of food that would normally make my asshole a pink hangy sock(SKUNK) but NOTHING!
     
  2. Tough Love

    Tough Love Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 10, 2004 Messages: 1,894 Likes Received: 2
    maybe someone shoved a cork up your ass
     
  3. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
  4. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    wep......seriously man come over and I'll give you six pack to blow tequilla up my ass in some sort of weird home made enema.
     
  5. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    oh man, that would burn the fuck up!

    But I would consider doing it for a four tallboys -hell, I'd make the agonizing scream my ringtone.
     
  6. Frate_Raper

    Frate_Raper Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 20, 2000 Messages: 7,973 Likes Received: 168
    hollar west end...i got the sousa cool'n!
     
  7. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    that's when you know you belong in the West end. Mixing "Sauza" up with a Portuguese last name. :lol:
     
  8. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    i've gotten like that... a couple times actually. it'll come out, maybe not all at once, but nature will proceed... eventually. whatever u do, don't drink milk, it'll just make ur farts smell like WOOAHHHHHH


    you are experiencing gassiness correct?
     
  9. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    oh man hhahahaha, wow.
     
  10. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    WHEN YOU SHIT, YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO GET STITCHES.
     
  11. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    in nine months you will birth a black baby
     
  12. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    I once fasted for like 5 days for no real reason. I took a shit everyday and couldn't figure out where it came from.
     
  13. Jack McCoy

    Jack McCoy Member

    Joined: Jan 31, 2005 Messages: 391 Likes Received: 0
    Are you eating a lot of percocets or vicodins? If so, constipation is a symptom. A large coffee and a cigarette usually works.
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    dude...a 12 pack of Natty Light will have you cleared up in no time. that shit might as well be located in the laxative aisle. nassty.
     
  15. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    Flax Seed Oil tablets.
     
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