Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Ok people, here's the deal. I've known this girl for years now and never made any moves on her even though shes super hot. The other night I got shitfaced and told her how I felt. Ok, so now we're kickin it the last few days and it's all good, tons of fun and fondling until...She starts comin to me with "I don't have money for X-mas, and my cellphone is about to get cut off, I won't be able to call you. I kinda shook it off and told her I might help her a little. Today...She texts me and asks to borrow $300.00!!!!!!!!!!! I call her and she's crying, saying she can't pay her car loan. What have I gotten into? What would you do? I want to continue hangin' with her, but its gettin hella awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 :nope: SHE PROBABLY HAS A KID TOO, HUH!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 shit your not her daddy and your not the first national bank of bojangles. If you start paying for her shit now its never going to end. I would tell her you would love to help her out but you got too much shit of your own to worry about to get involved in all of her trouble....or tell her that she can pay you back, one bj for every dollar she barrows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by DETO@Dec 9 2005, 06:40 PM :nope: SHE PROBABLY HAS A KID TOO, HUH!? Quoted post Ha! dingdingdingdingding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Now I aint sayin she a fat bitch / But she weighin more than average / And she aint turnin down no sandwich / And she damn sure aint sharin Eat on girl, go head, eat on / Eat on girl, go head, eat on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE FUCKIN FACE AND ASK HER IF YOU LOOK LIKE LEBRON JAMES. MERO. FREECEET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 oh bo, what have you done?! i doubt many kids on 12oz are rollin' in it, well a few prolly are, but i think this one just needs to get kicked to the curb........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I aint sayin she a fat bitch.. but she eatin more than average... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Dec 9 2005, 11:45 PM PUNCH THAT BITCH IN THE FUCKIN FACE AND ASK HER IF YOU LOOK LIKE LEBRON JAMES. MERO. FREECEET Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: my god... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by theGOON@Dec 9 2005, 06:46 PM oh bo, what have you done?! i doubt many kids on 12oz are rollin' in it, well a few prolly are, but i think this one just needs to get kicked to the curb........ Quoted post PUT 300 DOLLARS IN HER PURSE, SMASH IT. THEN SNEAK OUT WITH THE MONEY. BUT YOU BETTER BEAT IT RIGHT CUZ YOU AINT NEVER GONNA BEAT AGAIN, UNLESS YOU PRETEND LIKE SHE LOST THE MONEY. MERO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Dec 9 2005, 06:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Dec 9 2005, 06:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-theGOON@Dec 9 2005, 06:46 PM oh bo, what have you done?! i doubt many kids on 12oz are rollin' in it, well a few prolly are, but i think this one just needs to get kicked to the curb........ Quoted post PUT 300 DOLLARS IN HER PURSE, SMASH IT. THEN SNEAK OUT WITH THE MONEY. BUT YOU BETTER BEAT IT RIGHT CUZ YOU AINT NEVER GONNA BEAT AGAIN, UNLESS YOU PRETEND LIKE SHE LOST THE MONEY. MERO. Quoted post [/b]hahahahaha...excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Am i a herb if I just help her with some loot for her kids X-mas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Give her a bit for the x-mas shit for her kid. But dont be payin her cell phone and shit man. Theres a fine line between helpin somone out and becomin there personal fuckin piggey bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 THE PROBLEM WITH NIGGAS NOWADAYS IS THAT THEY BE GIVIN A FUCK ABOUT A BITCH. DOGS I WAS FUCKIN WITH THIS BAD BAD PUERTO RICAN BITCH WHO HAD A CONNECT TO GET MAD PILL WORK AND I CAME THRU AND WAS LIKE "YO IM MAD BROKE" AND SHE HIT ME WITH 100PACKS ALL DAY, LOVE, PURE PROFIT. I WAS BEATIN ALL DAY, BUKKAKE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, GETTIN FED, GETTIN MONEY. LIVIN NIGGA! THEN I FELT LIKE "MAN THIS OTHER BITCH OVER HERE IS REAL BAD, AND SHE LETS ME DRIVE HER WHIP ALL DAY WHILE SHE'S AT WORK" SO I JUST FUCKED WIT HER, SMELL ME? THEN WHEN THE OTHER BITCH CAME OUT ON SOME SHIT LIKE "WAAAH WAAAH YOU PLAYIN MEEE WAAAH" I JUST SHRUGGED AND JUMPED IN THE OTHER BITCH WHIP. CALL THE WAMBULANCE BITCH. I AINT GIVIN A BITCH NOOOOO MONEY, THATS WHEN YOU GET FUCKED UP HUB AND THEN THE BITCH DOES YOU DIRTY AND YOU REALIZE YOU COULDA PUT HYDRAULICS ON YOUR CIVIC WITH THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON BUYIN THIS BITCH SHOES ALONE. WHERES YOUR MONEY AT B? THAT SHIT GONE, AND THAT BITCH GOT SOME CRISPY ASS 4'S ON HER FEET AND YOU OVER HERE LIKE "DAMN, I COULDA BOUGHT THAT SHIT I WANTED BUT I GOT THIS BITCH A COACH BAG INSTEAD"...WHEN I GOT A BITCH, I GOT A BITCH. I AINT TRICKIN NOTHIN MY NIGGA, SHIT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION. ITS LIKE A NIGGA LIKE ME WILL LEAVE HIS WALLET AT HOME WHEN HE GOIN ON A DATE. FIGADEELME? ;) MERO HAHAHA WOOO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 This reminds me of this one bitch I used to fuck with. She was all telling me I love you and shit after smashin a couple times. Then like the next week she told me she was short on rent and could she borrow $300. I made some excuse about how I would if I had it. I knocked up for the bitch one day (she aint have a phone) and her room mates were like "that bitch bounced with our rent money". They wanted to kill her. Turns out she was a pill head on the low. I try not to be racist but she was deffinately a sheisty little Jew. Bottom line... your homegirl thinks you're a sucker and is trying to play you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 This whole thread made me think of Police State. The only reason youre having this problem is due to police. Fuck the police dawg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Easy , tell her youre broke too . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Right, if a bitch asks me to borrow money, I just flip and be like "Shit, can THIS NIGGA borrow some loot? A Nigga tryin to stay in school" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Oh man. As soon as you tell her how you feel, she starts asking for money? What was her reaction when you told her that you like her? That's a huge factor. Also, have you ever bought things for her kids before? And you say that you've known her for years, right? So are you good friends? 'Cuz friends help friends. If she ain't really that tight with you, you have no reason whatsoever to be helping her out. Something smells fishy. Think with your brain on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Mero = truth I was trying to explain that to a homie of mine that recently hooked up with some broad. He was talking about putting a soundsytem in his car and no less than a week after hooking up, I ask him "so where's your sounds?" He tells me he blew the money on getting his chick a new tv and dvd player. *smack* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 hard dick an bubble gum, homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What a dumb broke beezy.... how embaressing for her. shes PATHETIC... havin to ask some dude fer cash.. Kick her to the curb....like yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Originally posted by ASER1NE@Dec 9 2005, 07:20 PM Easy , tell her youre broke too . Quoted post she knows I'm not. she heard me doing business on the phone. mistake #1 on my part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 You even hit that yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Originally posted by SF1@Dec 9 2005, 07:42 PM You even hit that yet? Quoted post sadly...not yet. this all started like 3 days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Hmm, Play the youre saving to buy a _________ . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Originally posted by ego maniac@Dec 9 2005, 07:39 PM hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What a dumb broke beezy.... how embaressing for her. shes PATHETIC... havin to ask some dude fer cash.. Kick her to the curb....like yesterday. Quoted post YEAH I KNOW YOU BEING SARCASTIC AND SHIT CUZ YOU'RE A BROAD, BUT NIGGAS ALWAYS THINK THEY GOTTA SUPPORT A BITCH, I THINK OTHERWISE. MEROOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 honestly bro, all internet yapping aside, if you give this girl a single dollar, you're getting played. tell her you're sorry, you really don't have it to spare, and see what happens. $50 says she's 'busy' when you try calling in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Dec 9 2005, 08:44 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Dec 9 2005, 08:44 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ego maniac@Dec 9 2005, 07:39 PM hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh What a dumb broke beezy.... how embaressing for her. shes PATHETIC... havin to ask some dude fer cash.. Kick her to the curb....like yesterday. Quoted post YEAH I KNOW YOU BEING SARCASTIC AND SHIT CUZ YOU'RE A BROAD, BUT NIGGAS ALWAYS THINK THEY GOTTA SUPPORT A BITCH, I THINK OTHERWISE MEROOOOO Quoted post [/b] Being Sarcastic? Im being Dead Fucking Serious..... A Woman that has to ask a man fer cash to pay her fucking phone bill, I mean come on... the bitch is grown. Shes a gawddamn leach... He should be lucky he found this shitout now and not later... when hes really whipped.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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