Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i had just gotten out of the shower and i forgot i put mac and cheese in the oven. so i ran still wet and pulled it out. as i was fussing w/ the foil top i scratched in my ear. then i got cheese on ym scratching finger and instinctively licked it. fucking gross. it happened so fast that until i tasted that shit i didnt realize i was digging my ear and sticking my finger in my food or my mouth. im nasty when im home alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 You're fucking awesome, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i've done that before. how can what comes out of your nose taste so good, but what comes out of your ear taste so bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 :yuck: awesome hesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 ewwww....thats nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Originally posted by HESHIANDET@Dec 22 2004, 02:29 AM i had just gotten out of the shower and i forgot i put mac and cheese in the oven. so i ran still wet and pulled it out. as i was fussing w/ the foil top i scratched in my ear. then i got cheese on ym scratching finger and instinctively licked it. fucking gross. it happened so fast that until i tasted that shit i didnt realize i was digging my ear and sticking my finger in my food or my mouth. im nasty when im home alone. Quoted post THIS IS THE DOPEST SHIT I EVER HEARD, PIMPIN'. YOU TRULY ARE A BALLIN-ASS NIGGA AND I RESPECT YOU FOR DAT. PROPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 thanks yall. i have my moments. who wants a date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 how do you add people to your ignore list? :lol: ya cornball... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 its about as easy as banning you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 :rudolph: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 GO COP THE NEW 2PAC ALBUM. THAT SHIT IS HOT. BUT ON THE REAL, WHITEBOY EMINEM'S WHINY VOICE AND TUPAC DON'T GO TOGETHER. EMINEM CHANGED HIS VOICE OVER TIME BUT HE SOUNDED DOPER BACK IN THE DAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chad Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 earwax is a good source of protein seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Sometimes I'll be doing whatever, like talking to a girl, and I feel something very small kind of drop inside my ear. When she isn't looking I'll stick my pinky in my ear, and out comes a huge chunk of ear wax, it's the weirdest sensation. It just kind of breaks off from the rest of whatever it was stuck to and sits in my earlobe, until I tell my pinky to go remove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 On a side note, has anyone one ever stuck their finger in their belly button, and smelled it? It's pretty much the same smell you would get from picking butt lint from your butt crack. That I don't get at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder@Dec 21 2004, 09:24 PM Sometimes I'll be doing whatever, like talking to a girl, and I feel something very small kind of drop inside my ear. When she isn't looking I'll stick my pinky in my ear, and out comes a huge chunk of ear wax, it's the weirdest sensation. It just kind of breaks off from the rest of whatever it was stuck to and sits in my earlobe, until I tell my pinky to go remove it. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 kaes..that's even grosser then "accidentally" eating your earwax. :-D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 I want to sticky this thread as a kind of, life experience thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Sometimes I'll just be sitting here, say surfing 12oz, not moving at all, because I never get excersize nowadays, and out of nowhere a single drop of I guess sweat rolls down the inside of my arm, from my arm pit to my elbow. I don't get that either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i agree with the belly button ass crack thing, i have no idea either, do you think it's fused together smomehow, kinda like an exhaust pipe? i keep my ears super clean nowadays, however i always forget to wash em out when im in the shower sometimes and i get this drip of soap when im sitting at my desk at work, needless to say it's pretty gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Yeah I don't know why it's like that. Do oils from crap and lint from your butt migrate across your torso and get scared and suddenly decide to take refuge in the belly button? Because sometimes I get lint in my belly button just like butt crack lint. They must be somehow related. One great thing I like to do is, when taking a shower, if I sense that huge fart is on its way, I sit down real quick, and fart into the water, and it makes the coolest noise. That and I think water has mysterious fart magnafying qualities that make them 10 times more stinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Resurrection Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 YO HESIANDET STRAIGHT UP NIGGA YOU ONE DEEP MOTHAFUCKA. WHERE YOU COME UP WITH THIS? I'VE READ WRITINGS BY PLATO, SOCRATES, NIETZCHE, AND KARL MARX, BUT NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN SO ENLIGHTENED UNTIL I READ THIS THREAD. THIS MOTHAFUCKA HESHIANDET IS DEEP. KEEP DROPPIN THAT STEADY KNOWLEDGE AND ALWAYS REMEMBER BITCHES AIN'T SHIT BUT HO'S AND TRICKS. TELL A BITCH "BITCH, YOU WITHOUT ME IS LIKE HARRY MELVIN WITHOUT THE BLUENOTES... YOU'LL NEVER GO PLATINUM" KEEP YA HEAD UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Kaes I feel you on all that shit haha. On the belly button tip I have had this habit of picking at it since I was about one year old. It went from a regular innie to like a little stub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 MAC N CHEESE IN THE OVEN... SPLENDID! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 my bellybutton smells nothing like my ass crack. Sorry to ruin your theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 grossatating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 You didn't ruin anything. Mine still does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 21 2004, 08:34 PM i've done that before. how can what comes out of your nose taste so good, but what comes out of your ear taste so bad? Hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 q-tips, nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted December 22, 2004 Share Posted December 22, 2004 i never wash my hands after going to the bathroom in bars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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