famecrazy Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I saw the bus i needed to catch yesterday turn the corner, so I had to run about 200 meters to the next stop, as it over took me i ran beside it and tapped the drivers window so he knew to slow down at the next stop. Everyone on the bus looked out the window and saw me tap the bus. However he didn't stop ( i guess he forgot) so I began to swear really loudly until he did stop, when i got on i first tripped over the stairs onto my face and then realized i must have dropped my wallet on the run to the bus. The point to this story is to let you all know im a clumsy moron with a little below average size wiener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inhalant Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 damn dude that fucken sucks. if i was on the bus i woulda payed for you fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yeah, I always have to do the 200 meter dash for the train every morning. I be panting like a mutha fucka when i get on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 what's a fingure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 fuckk. thats harsh shit bro. i hate running for the bus, that shit sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 18, 2006 Author Share Posted June 18, 2006 what's a fingure? its mexican for typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 mexicano por typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted June 18, 2006 Author Share Posted June 18, 2006 obrigado senhor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Relaxxxx.... tommorow will be a new day..... new issues.....:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 man shit thats some bad luck bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOUNT Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 had the same happen to me, just when i started swearing the driver gave me the finger so i booted the door, then i got left in the rain for an hour, but i didnt lose my wallet :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I would have laughed at you. I always laugh at people who get denied by buses at traffic lights, sometimes they let them on, sometimes they just ignore them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 isnt this how the spiderman movie started? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klip Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 Its funny as fuck seeing people run for the bus when it icey outside then when the bus stops they try stopping but only end up slipping and their groceries go everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yea, cuz laughing at someones misfortune is hilariousssssssss.:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 gliko makes a good point. if stuff like this never happened how would we end up with spider man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modifly Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 sorry to hear about your small appendage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yea' date=' cuz laughing at someones misfortune is hilariousssssssss.:rolleyes:[/quote'] yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 all humor is derived in some fashion or another from anothers misfortune... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yea' date=' cuz laughing at someones misfortune is hilariousssssssss.:rolleyes:[/quote'] welcome to real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 I saw the bus i needed to catch yesterday turn the corner, so I had to run about 200 meters to the next stop, as it over took me i ran beside it and tapped the drivers window so he knew to slow down at the next stop. Everyone on the bus looked out the window and saw me tap the bus. However he didn't stop ( i guess he forgot) so I began to swear really loudly until he did stop, when i got on i first tripped over the stairs onto my face and then realized i must have dropped my wallet on the run to the bus. The point to this story is to let you all know im a clumsy moron with a little below average size wiener. good job on being a faggit. Loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 yeah, I always have to do the 200 meter dash for the train every morning. I be panting like a mutha fucka when i get on. You dont do either of the two. faggit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 damn we have all had the run of death to the city bus..but losing your wallet sounds alot worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 only losers still ride the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 dude its ok at least your better off than this guy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 dude its ok at least your better off than this guy: smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonysoprano Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 dude its ok at least your better off than this guy: dismantle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bokals.. Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 is that R-Kellys trapped in the closet doll?......^^^^^^^^^^^^^:shakehead: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 18, 2006 Share Posted June 18, 2006 smash there's always one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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