Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 Last night me and the lady went to a summer cinema to watch 'catch me if you can. For those that dont know, a summer cinema is a theater without walls, without roof, without surround...kinda like a parking lot with a huge screen. I say kinda cause the rest is like a huge garden with trees and flowers. You can smoke and you can drink. The one we went is right under the Parthenon and with last nights moon it was beautifull. Anyway, after already having 3 beers Handratty(Tom Hanks) drops what i since now refer to as 'the greatest joke in humanity' - Wanna hear me tell a joke? -Hell yeah! we'd love to hear you tell a joke! -KNOCK KNOCK -Who's there? -GO FUCK YOURSELVES! Now, i dont know if you think thats funny, infact I KNOW you dont think its funny since when the joke dropped i laughed SO HARD, SO LOUD AND FOR SO LONG that the whole theater boooed me to stop. I still dont give a fuck. Theres nothing better than the feeling of laughing your ass off without having control of it. THIS IS THE HYSTERICAL UNCONTROLABLE LAUGHTER THREAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 ahaha yea when i first saw it i was laughin like crazy too. the movies straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 i am known to do that when i am tired, and when i havent eaten in a while. people always call me 'permafried' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 last night one of my friends called this girl face face. as in, "see you in a minute face face" well you might as well have maced me i went down to the ground so hard laughing. maybe if you could see this girls face you would laugh half as hard as i did, but cmon, face face? youve never said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 hahahahaha, thats dope^^ Girls and funny names are out of control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadangry Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 ^^^actually I have...a lot, me and my girl say face face all the time. Usually for chicks who have model face or just busted, or just to say it. Face mouth, face face, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 hahahahhaha i love fucked up names people give eachother....especially kids....i know a guy thats had the name boogerneck for years....or another guy alot of his homies call him "the dome"....or this one guy whos is a friendof a friend , his name is "r.b"...for Retarded Bitch....and supposedly this kid has a mental disability to match....i could go on with the names but whatever...u get the point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 - Wanna hear me tell a joke? -Hell yeah! we'd love to hear you tell a joke! -KNOCK KNOCK -Who's there? -GO FUCK YOURSELVES! :lol: :lol: hahaha!!!! Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 The uncontrollable retarded laughing only comes out drunk or high. Me and my buddy were talkin shit to each other one night and he called me a punk ass bitch. Then this dude called him a punk ass ass. It kept getting worse and worse until i called some one an ass ass ass It was probably much funnier at the time. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 aaaaahahahahahahahha...ive had that same conversation with a friend before.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 oh yeah i totally forgot to mention i was completely slizzered when he said face face. later he told about the time he fingered a girls butthole when they were in kindergarden. i laughed alot then but not as much as face face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 from now on im calling 'drive-ins' 'summer cinemas' thats so fresh face face is fuckin killing me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Haha, it really is fresh...but a drive-in is a drive-in... I should take some pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 I saw that flick with my lady friend...some super silly stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 "Dude. You had to have been there. It was so funny." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this thread kicks ass lots of laughs *BUMP* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 ** see PMB in "Bird hit by car." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame ** see PMB in "Bird hit by car." that video is not funny. i felt sad after watching it. within a blink of an eye...ding. gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[P][I][M][P] Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame ** see PMB in "Bird hit by car." i have that saved on my computer.:king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 i get on a laughing kick when i havent slept in a long time. i pulled an overnight of driving around and watched those g.i joe films and laughed so hard i was in tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[P][I][M][P] Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 ever laughed so hard you've pissed yourself? yea, it sucks.:dazed: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 yOUR MOTHER GOT A GLASS LEG AND A WOODEN LEG,LOTIONS WITH WINDEX AND SHAVES WITH SANDPAPER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Yo mama got a glass eye wit a fish in it...:king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Your mother got no neck so they call her head and shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Yo mama take baths with horse shampoo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 Yo mamas got a wooden leg SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 yo mama got a wooden leg wit da kick stand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 HAHAHA!!!:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 No... its your mom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 a sad fact, your mama smokes crack she got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks spit comes out that bitch's mouth when she talks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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