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Hysterical Uncontrolable Laughter

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_Tesseract, Aug 16, 2003.

  1. Last night me and the lady went to a summer cinema to watch 'catch me if you can. For those that dont know, a summer cinema is a theater without walls, without roof, without surround...kinda like a parking lot with a huge screen. I say kinda cause the rest is like a huge garden with trees and flowers. You can smoke and you can drink. The one we went is right under the Parthenon and with last nights moon it was beautifull.
    Anyway, after already having 3 beers Handratty(Tom Hanks) drops what i since now refer to as 'the greatest joke in humanity'

    - Wanna hear me tell a joke?

    -Hell yeah! we'd love to hear you tell a joke!


    -Who's there?


    Now, i dont know if you think thats funny, infact I KNOW you dont think its funny since when the joke dropped i laughed SO HARD, SO LOUD AND FOR SO LONG that the whole theater boooed me to stop. I still dont give a fuck. Theres nothing better than the feeling of laughing your ass off without having control of it.

  2. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    ahaha yea when i first saw it i was laughin like crazy too.
    the movies straight.
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i am known to do that when i am tired, and when i havent eaten in a while. people always call me 'permafried'
  4. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    last night one of my friends called this girl face face.
    as in, "see you in a minute face face"

    well you might as well have maced me i went down to the ground so hard laughing. maybe if you could see this girls face you would laugh half as hard as i did, but cmon, face face? youve never said it.
  5. hahahahaha, thats dope^^

    Girls and funny names are out of control.
  6. sadangry

    sadangry Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 8, 2003 Messages: 156 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^actually I have...a lot, me and my girl say face face all the time. Usually for chicks who have model face or just busted, or just to say it. Face mouth, face face, etc.
  7. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahhaha i love fucked up names people give eachother....especially kids....i know a guy thats had the name boogerneck for years....or another guy alot of his homies call him "the dome"....or this one guy whos is a friendof a friend , his name is "r.b"...for Retarded Bitch....and supposedly this kid has a mental disability to match....i could go on with the names but whatever...u get the point...
  8. NOUM

    NOUM Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 17, 2003 Messages: 3,966 Likes Received: 0
    - Wanna hear me tell a joke?

    -Hell yeah! we'd love to hear you tell a joke!


    -Who's there?


    :lol: :lol: hahaha!!!!

  9. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    The uncontrollable retarded laughing only comes out drunk or high. Me and my buddy were talkin shit to each other one night and he called me a punk ass bitch. Then this dude called him a punk ass ass. It kept getting worse and worse until i called some one an ass ass ass It was probably much funnier at the time.

  10. atrocks

    atrocks New Jack

    Joined: Nov 25, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    aaaaahahahahahahahha...ive had that same conversation with a friend before....
  11. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    oh yeah i totally forgot to mention i was completely slizzered when he said face face. later he told about the time he fingered a girls butthole when they were in kindergarden. i laughed alot then but not as much as face face.
  12. beardo

    beardo Guest

    from now on im calling 'drive-ins' 'summer cinemas' thats so fresh

    face face is fuckin killing me!
  13. Haha, it really is fresh...but a drive-in is a drive-in...
    I should take some pictures
  14. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    I saw that flick with my lady friend...some super silly stuff....
  15. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    "Dude. You had to have been there. It was so funny."