ghostvandal Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 today i was painting and suddenly my left testicle started to hurt as fuck.. Im having trouble walking because it hurts so fucking bad. I dunno what happened maybe something got twisted in there?!? Did that ever happened to any of you guys? its the first time it happens to me and its starting to get me worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostvandal Posted March 30, 2003 Author Share Posted March 30, 2003 i hope your not serious!!! what can a doctor can do anyway??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 u have testiclular cancer .:beavis and butt-head laugh:. :lol: that would suck tho:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 http://www.washeissthierliebe.de/pict/presse/penis.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Good lord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostvandal Posted March 30, 2003 Author Share Posted March 30, 2003 how is he suppose to fix that? its a sack with 2 balls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Originally posted by ghostvandal how is he suppose to fix that? its a sack with 2 balls... have a girl suck on them for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Originally posted by jesus saves use a steak knife to cut it off :rolleyes: no no use this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 that shit is nothing to worry about. you take this drink that the doctor gives you and in a couple of days chlamydia is gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Originally posted by R. Heydrich GO TO A FUCKING DOCTOR. IF THAT SHIT STAYS TWISTED MORE THAN 24 HOURS OR SO IT'LL DIE AND YOU'LL HAVE TO GET IT CUT OUT. He is actually right, except I'm not sure about the 24 hour bit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant_Wood Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 go to a doctor,what the fucks wrong with you? if the doctor says "what the fuck can I do? its a sack with two balls" then go to a different doctor... My dick was hurting like hell one day, I went to the old family doctor id known since a kid, to hear him say "absoluteley nothing is wrong, you just play with your dick allot" He's got an ccent which makes it even more cool that he said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cheesecurd Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 chlymidia.... in your city a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 my penis stings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/non-smileys-animated/banana.sml.gif'> peanut butter jelly time peanut butter jelly time:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 their's a few things you might have done knocked them together in which they will go away masturbated to much or you got a little lump yo. if no lump dont worry unless the aches their for longer than like three days. Then see a doctor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 its happened to me, it wasn't hurting extremely bad, but it just went away in a day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostvandal Posted March 30, 2003 Author Share Posted March 30, 2003 i just got back from the doctor he gave me some strong ibuprophene for the pain and said to come back in 2 days. He said it wasnt the 24 hour thing since it was not the whole ball that was hurting but it looks like a lump or a twisted tube i dunno. I just hope i wont become sterile :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Originally posted by ghostvandal i just got back from the doctor he gave me some strong ibuprophene for the pain and said to come back in 2 days. He said it wasnt the 24 hour thing since it was not the whole ball that was hurting but it looks like a lump or a twisted tube i dunno. I just hope i wont become sterile :eek: well, i'm glad your testicle is not estrangulated, but do we really need canadian's breeding? muahahahaha........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woo woo woo Posted March 30, 2003 Share Posted March 30, 2003 Originally posted by ragsoe505 well, i'm glad your testicle is not estrangulated, but do we really need canadian's breeding? muahahahaha........ :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMORone Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 haha this is kinda a funny thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted March 31, 2003 Share Posted March 31, 2003 my bell end really does itch I'm gonna go and have a bath.:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 1, 2003 Share Posted April 1, 2003 just move it arouned alittle bit.. chances are it is twisted. just move it around alittle bit, it might hurt but you will be better after you straighten everything out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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