johnny Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 i puked my ass off this morning and my stomachs off in mexico somewhere copping mescaline. after stories about my grandparents blatantly shooting everything off the mantle to scare uptight boyfriends to shooting out clocks at bars so they never could get to closing time to having target practice in the living room with a full house, i don't know that my girlfriend will ever call me back... lol. being irish is goddamned funny sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adderall Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 for old st patty drank 5 quarts of OE and ralphed proudly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 ahhh, the luck of thee Irish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I R NET GANG Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 ST PATRICKS DAY IS FOR PUNK ASS IRISH WASP ASSHOLE FUCKER RACIEST SLOBS HAIRY ASS SOUTH MAN DICK SUCKING WHITE BREED FAGGOTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v.greenbacks Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Originally posted by I R NET GANG ST PATRICKS DAY IS FOR PUNK ASS IRISH WASP ASSHOLE FUCKER RACIEST SLOBS HAIRY ASS SOUTH MAN DICK SUCKING WHITE BREED FAGGOTS what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 I love how everyone magically has Irish Pride two weeks before St. Patricks day until the 17th then poof as fast as it comes is as fast as it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 erin go brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 how many "irish" people here have even been to ireland, let alone were actually born there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 I love how everyone magically has Irish Pride two weeks before St. Patricks day until the 17th then poof as fast as it comes is as fast as it goes. i can assure you that the Mc's are representing 24/7 at johnny's crib. jamesons like all day. johnny, you'll have to throw back some b-day drinks for a niggy on wednesday. holler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 ...Drunken IRA members ignite moonshine bomb in Big Ben! Al Queda claims no responsibility other than designated drivers.... Haha.. J/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Every weekend is St. Patrick's Day for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 14, 2004 Share Posted March 14, 2004 Sometimes what I do is NOT order Guiness on St. Patty’s Day. Best believe I’ll have cans of Beamish in my knapsack all week…just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 ST PATRICKS DAY IS FOR PUNK ASS IRISH WASP ASSHOLE FUCKER RACIEST SLOBS HAIRY ASS SOUTH MAN DICK SUCKING WHITE BREED FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH... the women alone in my fam would yolk you the fuck up. don't step... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by I R NET GANG ST PATRICKS DAY IS FOR PUNK ASS IRISH WASP ASSHOLE FUCKER RACIEST SLOBS HAIRY ASS SOUTH MAN DICK SUCKING WHITE BREED FAGGOTS The ignorance of this statement backfires on him. Since when were the typical Irish White Anglo- Saxon Protestants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I R NET GANG Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by villain The ignorance of this statement backfires on him. Since when were the typical Irish White Anglo- Saxon Protestants? YOU KNOW NOTHING BECAUSE IN CANADA IN THE 60'S AND 70'S IF YOU WHERE BLACK OR ITALIAN YOU WOULD GET YOUR ASS FUCKED UP FOR BEING IN A IRISH NIEGBOURHOOD AND MY DAD GREW UP IN A ROUGH IRISH NIEGBOURHOOD THEY BEAT HIM UP FOR NO REASON AND CALLED HIM NIGGER AND WOOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 i didnt even know st patricks day was coming up. its always better on holidays. its on a wednesday though, shit thats a work night for me. have to get all the customers drunk like new years, fun stuff. if lyrics sold, then truth be told, id probably be just as rich and famous as jayz. truthfully i wanna rhyme like common sense next best thing id do a record with common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC how many "irish" people here have even been to ireland, let alone were actually born there? how many "african americans" have been to africa? let alone born there? does this make sense? im hungover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by I R NET GANG YOU KNOW NOTHING BECAUSE IN CANADA IN THE 60'S AND 70'S IF YOU WHERE BLACK OR ITALIAN YOU WOULD GET YOUR ASS FUCKED UP FOR BEING IN A IRISH NIEGBOURHOOD AND MY DAD GREW UP IN A ROUGH IRISH NIEGBOURHOOD THEY BEAT HIM UP FOR NO REASON AND CALLED HIM NIGGER AND WOOP I'm not even going here. I'm from Detroit I know about this shit. Don't perpetuate the hate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by YEAHMANWORD how many "african americans" have been to africa? let alone born there? does this make sense? im hungover exactly. that's why they call themselves niggas, only guilt-ridden white folks call em african-americans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 15, 2004 Author Share Posted March 15, 2004 corned beef, cabbage, potatoes, soda bread, whiskey cake, potatoe soup, jameson, killians, mcsorleys, guiness, harp... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X Sometimes what I do is NOT order Guiness on St. Patty’s Day. Best believe I’ll have cans of Beamish in my knapsack all week…just because. Actually, I do remember me getting kicked out of some classy joint last year because I was disasterizing the washrooms with my pilot and arguing with the polite bouncers with my Jameson slur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Take Her Up to Monto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if no one knows jonny does!!!! my parents moved here from ireland shortly before i was born. so im proudly celebrating st. patrick bringin christianity and shit. iv had my fill of porter tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 i can't wait for the fucking parade. set up shopppp. johnny knows man. my ste is corned beef on bakery fresh rye with boars head mustard. luv dis. yeahman/corned beef addikt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
se_FOUR Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Check where Guiness actually come`s from, you`ll be suprised.. Only been to Dublin and it was shittttttttttt.. St Patrick wasn`t even Irish either.. But yes i`ll be getting drunk just for the sake of it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted March 15, 2004 Share Posted March 15, 2004 Originally posted by se_FOUR Check where Guiness actually come`s from, you`ll be suprised.. Only been to Dublin and it was shittttttttttt.. St Patrick wasn`t even Irish either.. But yes i`ll be getting drunk just for the sake of it.. This man knows. Guiness was invented by some English toffs. And Dublin is most definitely shite. And the Jocks make the best whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 just to add another beer that morons drink on the 17th of march, Killians irish red is also made in the usa. Its a pretty shitty beer if you ask me but if i can see through it i dont like it. bring on the stouts and porters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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