RumPuncher Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 another wednesday, another 'would you hump it'? Remember that show 'Cheers'? Well think back to before she was a big fat twat puching pier1 garbage. would you hump it? what if you were really drunk? what if you never knew she was going to 'expand'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 someone put a paper bag on her head, plz. here we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 W/O the bag her face looks like that of a member of twisted sister. So fuck no. W/ the bag her upper body is kinda manly. For me this is another from the back. But no the ordinary doggy style, it's got to be ultra-agresive. This would be an instance were she's bent over the sink in the bathroom, my left hand is tugging on her hair and my right hand is slapping her ass when it's not holding my wizard hat on. And it ends with my pulling up my pants telling her to wash her self off then make me a vegan breakfast. *grammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH that bag is too damn funny! nice work "Jordan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 you know how i do. shaq attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 and just because I can....... the other women of cheers...... call it like you want. 1 - shelly long 2 - lillith 3 - freaky midget Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I think I would have more fun with Shelly...but Kristie has that honery look in her eye...she could add excitement to the shag so yea I would hit it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Lillth for sure. She's smart but suffers with identity problems, my type. Her fear for being a woman rooted at a young age when she'd watch her mother receive daily beatings, and be unwilling forced to perform sexual act on her husband. Unfortunately for her (fortunately for her partners) Lillith will never orgasm, opening her up to try every thing with a child-like energy and enthusiasm. Hay baby ever hear of a Donkey Punch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 id slam her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 i would have in that error.. but now she is haggard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 everytime i see kirstie alley, all i can think about is: "IT FROM THE PIT, IT FROM THE PIT" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 i fucking hate Cheers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 I gotta say...... Lilith would get it, Diane probably too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 fuck work. i'm out. maybe i'll get humped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@Apr 27 2005, 04:20 PM i fucking hate Cheers. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 you never know.... and for the laides... just because there's lots of ladies around lately... Sam? or Woody? hahaha.... woody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 DEFINETLY WOODY... for name value alone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Yes yes yes yes yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 nahhhhhh! neither, you should have posted Fonzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 You didnt like cheers?! Does someone have to add televisions and pearly paint jobs to beat up cars for you kids to pay attension these days? Jesus! what happened to wholesome corny TV shows like this. Coach What can i get you norm? Norm I dunno coach i'm looking for something to kill time before my second beer. Coach Like what Norm How bout a first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 The Coach was a great character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 ^ I totally got the joke wrong before i edited/corrected. Go read again. You cant tell me cheesy 80's humour wasnt quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Cheers is one of my alltime favourite shows. "Who are...three people who have never set foot in my kitchen." Anyway, when I was a youth, I really had a thing for Kirstie Alley. Therefore, I would totally hit that. Diane, I'm not sure about. I'd probably fuck Carla before I fucked with Diane. But brains from Diane would be nice. Lilith could actually look halfway decent when she undid her hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Apr 27 2005, 12:58 PM Anyway, when I was a youth, I really had a thing for Kirstie Alley. Therefore, I would totally hit that. for some reason I despised her and her character from the very start. Now for that hot public defender on Night Court..... :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 yeah i would fuck her...she would be on her back..i would be standing above her...fucking...the i would take a knife to her lower tummy..cut it open and dig for her uterus...find it and cut it out...and with that hole open..i would fist her till i could see my hand out the other side...pick her up and wear her like a hand bag. i would fuck lillith to..but i wouldent kill her hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 oh yeah...Christine Sullivan, was it? I loved how she always buttoned up her blouse all the way to her neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Kirstie Alley would require beers....but Lilith? I'd knock it ragged...I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 HOLY SHIT! look who's back. good to see you S'Austin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted April 27, 2005 Share Posted April 27, 2005 Shelley Long, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 heeeeeeelllllllllllllll NO! None of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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