bobobi11 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 http://www.dailyrotten.com/articles/penis.jpg'> What in the world is a severed human penis doing in a bottle of fruit punch? Colorado resident Juan Sanchez-Marchez asked himself the same question… after drinking most of the fruit punch before noticing the cock in his drink. Instead of keeping the penis to himself, Juan shared his experience with the local police department. A county pathologist confirmed that a three-inch segment of a human penis was indeed present in the bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. The drink in question was bottled in Pittsburgh over a year ago, and rather quite oddly, no reports of missing genitalia have been reported in the meantime. Don't you think you would notice this immediately? And wouldn't it affect the taste a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 thats disgusting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 as funny as it would be if it were true, it is a farce. it ended up being a lump of mold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Who posted it in here before? Was it you Beardo? Oh well 'mold' huh. I read that a while back and was like "how did they mistake mold for a severed penis"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 thats such an old story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this. it's all bullshit tonight folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 I told a girl I had fruit punch in my penis... it worked! once... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by Smart I told a girl I had fruit punch in my penis... it worked! once... I tell my girl all the time.....it is Ambrosia food of the 'godesses'. It doesent work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 why would a severed penis be in some fruit punch?! and no one reported the missing penis...... im not suprised...and you thought this would be a good thread...for shame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by bobobi11 ...the very important diagram of the human penis. i know I forgot what a penis is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr. frink one Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by Pilau Hands Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this. it's all bullshit tonight folks. hahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Re: Re: Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch Originally posted by Santa Claus ...the very important diagram of the human penis. i know I forgot what a penis is. Hahaha. Me too. It's been so long since i could see it over my stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 just reminded me of the nutty proffesor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/495.jpg'> "i feel sick. arghhhh...i just drank 23 bottles of fruit punch and ate 33 penises....i feel like i am going to blow up! ughhhhhhhhhh...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 sweet! my sex pistol is bigger than the one on the diagram!!! i rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 nasty story either penis or mold both would make a chilling suprise at the end of the bottle... blahh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by Pilau Hands Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this. it's all bullshit tonight folks. i want a jesus potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by MR BOJANGLES sweet! my sex pistol is bigger than the one on the diagram!!! i rule. ... don't you mean your lump of mold is bigger than the one in the diagram? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fratboy. Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 http://www.ihurtnow.com/bro.jpg'> my fucking meat stick wouldnt even be able to cram in one of those fuckin bottles with the top chopped off. you guys have small dicks. faggots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/4491.jpg'> "hair dominates my face" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 http://www.glenlachart.co.uk/TheStar/Issue2/images/potato.gif'> The Jesus Potato would like to clarify that He has never been "owned" by anyone, not even Pilau Hands, and that he answers only to His Creator, the God Potato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by El Mamerro The Jesus Potato would like to clarify that He has never been "owned" by anyone, not even Pilau Hands, and that he answers only to His Creator, the God Potato. haHAhHahahHa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 2, 2002 Share Posted February 2, 2002 Originally posted by The Fratboy. http://www.ihurtnow.com/bro.jpg'> my fucking meat stick wouldnt even be able to cram in one of those fuckin bottles with the top chopped off. you guys have small dicks. faggots. holy shit, that is too funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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