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Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bobobi11, Feb 1, 2002.

  1. bobobi11

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    Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch

    Discussion started by bobobi11 - Feb 1, 2002

    http://www.dailyrotten.com/articles/penis.jpg'>

    What in the world is a severed human penis doing in a bottle of fruit punch?
    Colorado resident Juan Sanchez-Marchez asked himself the same question… after drinking most of the fruit punch before noticing the cock in his drink. Instead of keeping the penis to himself, Juan shared his experience with the local police department. A county pathologist confirmed that a three-inch segment of a human penis was indeed present in the bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. The drink in question was bottled in Pittsburgh over a year ago, and rather quite oddly, no reports of missing genitalia have been reported in the meantime.

    Don't you think you would notice this immediately? And wouldn't it affect the taste a lot?
     
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  2. swif1

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    swif1 - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    thats disgusting
     
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  3. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    as funny as it would be if it were true, it is a farce. it ended up being a lump of mold.
     
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    Pistol - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    Who posted it in here before? Was it you Beardo?
    Oh well 'mold' huh. I read that a while back and was like "how did they mistake mold for a severed penis"?
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    thats such an old story.
     
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  6. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this.

    it's all bullshit tonight folks.
     
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    I told a girl I had fruit punch in my penis... it worked! once...
     
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    I tell my girl all the time.....it is Ambrosia food of the 'godesses'.


    It doesent work.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    why would a severed penis be in some fruit punch?!

    and no one reported the missing penis......


    im not suprised...and you thought this would be a good thread...for shame!
     
  10. Santa Claus

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    Santa Claus - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    ...the very important diagram of the human penis.

    i know I forgot what a penis is.
     
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  11. dr. frink one

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    dr. frink one - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    hahahahah
     
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  12. HAL

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    HAL - Replied Feb 1, 2002

    Re: Re: Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch

    Hahaha. Me too. It's been so long since i could see it over my stomach.
     
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    just reminded me of the nutty proffesor
     
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    http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/495.jpg'>
    "i feel sick. arghhhh...i just drank 23 bottles of fruit punch and ate 33 penises....i feel like i am going to blow up! ughhhhhhhhhh...."
     
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  15. MR BOJANGLES

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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Feb 2, 2002

    sweet! my sex pistol is bigger than the one on the diagram!!! i rule.