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Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bobobi11, Feb 1, 2002.

  1. bobobi11

    bobobi11 Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 15, 2000 Messages: 2,807 Likes Received: 1

    What in the world is a severed human penis doing in a bottle of fruit punch?
    Colorado resident Juan Sanchez-Marchez asked himself the same question… after drinking most of the fruit punch before noticing the cock in his drink. Instead of keeping the penis to himself, Juan shared his experience with the local police department. A county pathologist confirmed that a three-inch segment of a human penis was indeed present in the bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. The drink in question was bottled in Pittsburgh over a year ago, and rather quite oddly, no reports of missing genitalia have been reported in the meantime.

    Don't you think you would notice this immediately? And wouldn't it affect the taste a lot?
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    thats disgusting
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    as funny as it would be if it were true, it is a farce. it ended up being a lump of mold.
  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,367 Likes Received: 300
    Who posted it in here before? Was it you Beardo?
    Oh well 'mold' huh. I read that a while back and was like "how did they mistake mold for a severed penis"?
  5. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    thats such an old story.
  6. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    Aaaaawwwww shit! Someone stole me three inch mold in the shape of a penis! I've already had to deal with the theft of my jesus potato. I don't think I can take this.

    it's all bullshit tonight folks.
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    I told a girl I had fruit punch in my penis... it worked! once...
  8. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,367 Likes Received: 300
    I tell my girl all the time.....it is Ambrosia food of the 'godesses'.

    It doesent work.
  9. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    why would a severed penis be in some fruit punch?!

    and no one reported the missing penis......

    im not suprised...and you thought this would be a good thread...for shame!
  10. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    ...the very important diagram of the human penis.

    i know I forgot what a penis is.
  11. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
  12. HAL

    HAL Guest

    Re: Re: Human Penis Found in Fruit Punch

    Hahaha. Me too. It's been so long since i could see it over my stomach.
  13. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    just reminded me of the nutty proffesor
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    "i feel sick. arghhhh...i just drank 23 bottles of fruit punch and ate 33 penises....i feel like i am going to blow up! ughhhhhhhhhh...."


    sweet! my sex pistol is bigger than the one on the diagram!!! i rule.