Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 sorry to take away from the eighties reminisce threads, but I have a quick question. see, I'm checking this broad, and she's good. 20 year old virgin Vietnamese, that's born in Canada. Very religious. She's agreed to give me her first blowjob (she feels sexually comfortable with me), but only if she wears sunglasses and uses tasty oils (like pina colada flave). I think that is WACK! Not that I'm totally incompetent with the macking, but this is a first. I wanna take her virginity too, 'cuz I like her, but she won't let me, ever, it seems. If she loses her virginity, then she'll have to take her Buddhist Protector God necklace off, and then her dad will find out. Believe me, I can't convince her to keep it on. Man, I am NOT down with the oils and sunglasses for a blowjob. How do I convince her to loosen up and get a bit nasty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 you damn DEVIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LushLife Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 sunglasses...? are you pale? get a tan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 hehe... sunglasses... i suggest she should use some protective goggles, nowadays sunglasses just aint enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Willy - fuck that, man! I ain't no devil! This is a far cry from my last girlfriend. My last girlfriend, I used to jizz in her mouth, then spit into it, then tell her to swallow. No lie. If anything, I've cleaned up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Sunglasses are sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 sunglasses ? so you can look her in the eyes? You dont want this girls virginity! She'll make you wear hipwaders and a glad bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl-lies Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 let her do what ever she wants. im sure after she starts sucking and you start accidentally brushing her vagina with your leg and/or feet she will gladly take off the glasses.. and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 but only if she wears sunglasses can someone please explain the reason for this tomfoolery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- sunglasses ? so you can look her in the eyes? You dont want this girls virginity! She'll make you wear hipwaders and a glad bag. you crack me up, man! girl-lies - yeah you may be right, but that counts out the whole movie theater experience I was hoping for tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 dude, no offense, but you're an asshole. if you cant accept her terms, then your trying to push her into doing something she isnt comfortable with, and thats fucking wack. im sorry that her religious beliefs are getting in the way of your dick, but go find someone else dude, let her be who she is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 and what about the oils? she can't be using them? I gotta let her know that no other fucking girl uses that shit. she is just too inexperienced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 i have cleaned up too...dont make her take her beads off man...do you know anything about Buddist..its cool,get laid,but really..a blow job would not do it for me..i would want the whole kitandcaboodle.i did that to a girl just recently and to tell you the truth,it was fucked up.i was content on just kissing her,but i wanted more.she thought she wanted it/i thought that i wanted it..afterwards it just felt like a big mistake. hope that its not the same situation.. dont be a typical asshole,be a man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 damn... tease and seeking posting in the same thread ?? I better get out before sparks start shooting ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by seeking dude, no offense, but you're an asshole. if you cant accept her terms, then your trying to push her into doing something she isnt comfortable with, and thats fucking wack. im sorry that her religious beliefs are getting in the way of your dick, but go find someone else dude, let her be who she is... seeking, she likes me, and i like her. I'm not gonna force her to do anything. That's why i wanna convince her. She's not dumb enough to lose her virginity to me, when she's not so sure we'll get married. I'm not the type of guy who would tell her I love her, fuck her, then leave her, believe me. but fuck, sunglasses and oils? c'mon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by Canadiano That's why i wanna convince her. thats what makes you her devil.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 let me speak out of character here... If she loses her virginity, then she'll have to take her Buddhist Protector God necklace off, and then her dad will find out. you know what Catholic girls do to keep their 'Virginity' intact? That's right! the same thing your parents use for Birth Control. yeah.. you know what it is! *phew* the demons have left and zesto is back to his decent ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by willy.wonka i have cleaned up too...dont make her take her beads off man...do you know anything about Buddist..its cool,get laid,but really..a blow job would not do it for me..i would want the whole kitandcaboodle.i did that to a girl just recently and to tell you the truth,it was fucked up.i was content on just kissing her,but i wanted more.she thought she wanted it/i thought that i wanted it..afterwards it just felt like a big mistake. hope that its not the same situation.. dont be a typical asshole,be a man. i hear you, man. I've been playing it cool, making her feel sexually comfortable with me. I haven't known her for that long, and she wants to give me a blowjob. Also, we have agreed not to get serious this entire summer. I'd call her a longterm project. you know why? she's good looking, and she said that my intelligence turns her on. that's what made her approach me. plus she's sorta rich. on her own, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- let me speak out of character here... If she loses her virginity, then she'll have to take her Buddhist Protector God necklace off, and then her dad will find out. you know what Catholic girls do to keep their 'Virginity' intact? That's right! the same thing your parents use for Birth Control. yeah.. you know what it is! *phew* the demons have left and zesto is back to his decent ways. i've already brought that up (of course), and it ain't gonna happen. who was it again, that posted that technicalvirgin.com site? shit was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 ^ settle down tease~ :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 im saying dude, your trying to convince her to do what YOU want, not what is necesarilly best for her. if you really cared about her, you wouldnt even be tripping. i mean, i agree, sunglasses and oils are a bit excessive, but so what? its not like she is forcing you into a blowjob with sunglasses on, she's offering you one. obviously, she wants that stuff because she's completely insecure about the whole thing. just back off man. dont bring up the whole blow job thing... when she says she wants all of that extra shit, tell her that you know she isnt comfortable with it, and you dont want to pressure her, and when she is really ready to do it, and doesnt need props to make her feel better, then your down. but until then, just to chill. make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by seeking dude, no offense, but you're an asshole. if you cant accept her terms, then your trying to push her into doing something she isnt comfortable with, and thats fucking wack. im sorry that her religious beliefs are getting in the way of your dick, but go find someone else dude, let her be who she is... this topic pissed me off, and im agreeing with seeking. YOU ARE NOT making her sexually comfortable with you. Your actually brainwashing her to go against her beliefs, and your fucking with her mind thinking it's okay to get nasty with you, even though she isn't ready/doesn't want to/saving herself. Okay cool, you got her to give you head, but damn... woulden't you feel more comfortable knowing she actually enjoys its? Wanting to marinate your cock in grape ky jelly and wearing gas masks ARE NOT signs of enjoying the deed. cmon man.... if you really like her (which i doubt, "shes really rich too, on her own" <<not words of "liking" someone) but shit... have some respect. It's sort of like brainwashed rapings or something. You know she doesn;'t want it.. but i bet if you tried dirty enough you could get her to do it...... with lil jedi mind tricks.. but when she snaps into her normal self.. she's gunna crack. ive seen it before.... yuck . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 to piggyback on seekings comment... It will be a MUCH better blowjob if she really wants to give it. With less insecurities, she will be way more into it, and you'll be the winner. You cant expect a good performance under pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 pull your dinky, wrap it around your neck, and jump off a building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 what would Freud say about that comment Makros ??? He even has a term for it, and it sounds like Public Enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 i do not understand your words, zesto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by seeking im saying dude, your trying to convince her to do what YOU want, not what is necesarilly best for her. if you really cared about her, you wouldnt even be tripping. i mean, i agree, sunglasses and oils are a bit excessive, but so what? its not like she is forcing you into a blowjob with sunglasses on, she's offering you one. obviously, she wants that stuff because she's completely insecure about the whole thing. just back off man. dont bring up the whole blow job thing... when she says she wants all of that extra shit, tell her that you know she isnt comfortable with it, and you dont want to pressure her, and when she is really ready to do it, and doesnt need props to make her feel better, then your down. but until then, just to chill. make sense? yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 this topic pissed me off, and im agreeing with seeking. YOU ARE NOT making her sexually comfortable with you. Your actually brainwashing her to go against her beliefs, and your fucking with her mind thinking it's okay to get nasty with you, even though she isn't ready/doesn't want to/saving herself. Okay cool, you got her to give you head, but damn... woulden't you feel more comfortable knowing she actually enjoys its? Wanting to marinate your cock in grape ky jelly and wearing gas masks ARE NOT signs of enjoying the deed. cmon man.... if you really like her (which i doubt, "shes really rich too, on her own" <<not words of "liking" someone) but shit... have some respect. It's sort of like brainwashed rapings or something. You know she doesn;'t want it.. but i bet if you tried dirty enough you could get her to do it...... with lil jedi mind tricks.. but when she snaps into her normal self.. she's gunna crack. ive seen it before.... yuck . she offered the blowjob. I never asked for shit. I haven't pressured her to do anything yet. she made the first move on picking me up (in class), kissing me, and offering head. I'm not a monster. please believe...OH SHIT! I'm talking like Tease again!!! fuck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 He even has a term for it and it sounds like Penis Envy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted June 17, 2002 Share Posted June 17, 2002 just to run this totally into the ground, and expound on zesto an dee.... you ever had a blowjob from a girl that wasnt into it? or from a girl that just didnt know how to do it? it fucking sucks... its the most boring, uncomfortable thing in the world. you dont want that. itll ruin shit between you guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.