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How Will I Make This Girl a BIT More Nasty?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Canadiano, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    sorry to take away from the eighties reminisce threads, but I have a quick question.

    see, I'm checking this broad, and she's good. 20 year old virgin Vietnamese, that's born in Canada. Very religious. She's agreed to give me her first blowjob (she feels sexually comfortable with me), but only if she wears sunglasses and uses tasty oils (like pina colada flave). I think that is WACK! Not that I'm totally incompetent with the macking, but this is a first. I wanna take her virginity too, 'cuz I like her, but she won't let me, ever, it seems. If she loses her virginity, then she'll have to take her Buddhist Protector God necklace off, and then her dad will find out. Believe me, I can't convince her to keep it on.

    Man, I am NOT down with the oils and sunglasses for a blowjob. How do I convince her to loosen up and get a bit nasty?
  2. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

  3. LushLife

    LushLife Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 123 Likes Received: 0
    sunglasses...? are you pale? get a tan!
  4. space

    space Member

    Joined: May 17, 2002 Messages: 320 Likes Received: 0
    hehe... sunglasses... i suggest she should use some protective goggles, nowadays sunglasses just aint enough.
  5. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    Willy - fuck that, man! I ain't no devil! This is a far cry from my last girlfriend. My last girlfriend, I used to jizz in her mouth, then spit into it, then tell her to swallow. No lie. If anything, I've cleaned up.
  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    sunglasses ?

    so you can look her in the eyes?

    You dont want this girls virginity!
    She'll make you wear hipwaders and a glad bag.
  8. girl-lies

    girl-lies Junior Member

    Joined: May 10, 2002 Messages: 199 Likes Received: 0
    let her do what ever she wants. im sure after she starts sucking and you start accidentally brushing her vagina with your leg and/or feet she will gladly take off the glasses.. and more.
  9. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    can someone please explain the reason for this tomfoolery?
  10. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    you crack me up, man!

    girl-lies - yeah you may be right, but that counts out the whole movie theater experience I was hoping for tomorrow.
  11. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,278 Likes Received: 240
    dude, no offense, but you're an asshole. if you cant accept her terms, then your trying to push her into doing something she isnt comfortable with, and thats fucking wack. im sorry that her religious beliefs are getting in the way of your dick, but go find someone else dude, let her be who she is...
  12. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    and what about the oils? she can't be using them? I gotta let her know that no other fucking girl uses that shit. she is just too inexperienced.
  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i have cleaned up too...dont make her take her beads off man...do you know anything about Buddist..its cool,get laid,but really..a blow job would not do it for me..i would want the whole kitandcaboodle.i did that to a girl just recently and to tell you the truth,it was fucked up.i was content on just kissing her,but i wanted more.she thought she wanted it/i thought that i wanted it..afterwards it just felt like a big mistake.
    hope that its not the same situation..
    dont be a typical asshole,be a man.
  14. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    damn... tease and seeking posting in the same thread ??

    I better get out before sparks start shooting !
  15. Canadiano

    Canadiano Guest

    seeking, she likes me, and i like her. I'm not gonna force her to do anything. That's why i wanna convince her. She's not dumb enough to lose her virginity to me, when she's not so sure we'll get married. I'm not the type of guy who would tell her I love her, fuck her, then leave her, believe me. but fuck, sunglasses and oils? c'mon!