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how to turn cheap vodka into ketel one

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Nov 14, 2004.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    just some shit i found...

    "Our theory is that a simple brita water filter can be used to make bad vodka, into good. In our case this meant turning a Vladimir, into a Ketel One. At $11.09 for 1.75 liter (Ketel is 11.99 for the 350 ml), Vladimir is a steal. It is, however, painful to drink, has a repugnant aftertaste, possesses a bouquet reminiscent of rubbing alcohol. Our working theory was that these terrible qualities were caused by a lack of proper filtration, and that running our Vlad through a charcoal filter would remove some of the impurities causing these odors and flavors."
     
  2. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    Well, did it work?
     
  3. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    and did it work?
     
  4. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

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  5. spectr

    spectr Guest

    dude it doesnt work i tried some shit like that one time, fucking waste of perfectly good booze i still hit myself over that.
     
  6. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

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  7. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    a friend told me the same shit works for malt liquor. that motherfucker turns Steel Reserve into Corona on the regular. AND, he threw his girl in there, that bitch grew some titties and a fat ass.

    thanks Brita.
     
  8. krie

    krie Guest

    We have lollies called Red Skins in Australia, we place 10 into a bottle of vodka (750ml) and let them dissolve. Its delicious.
     
  9. spectr

    spectr Guest

    what the fuck is a lollie?
     
  10. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    A LOLLY IS CANDY. REDSKIN IS A HARD BUT CHEWY CANDY. IT TAKES AGES TO EAT AND GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH

    I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT THE WHAT KRIE DESCRIBED WOULD TASTE LIKE 'LOLLY WATER'. SWEET AND YUCKY

    WHICH IS INFACT, A GIRLS DRINK. ALTHOUGH IF ITS STRAIGHT VODKA THATS OK.
     
  11. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i.e. a jolly rancher for us....

    yes. this vodka trick does work. use what they recommend
     
  12. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    fuck vodka, give me bourbon.
     
  13. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    word the fuck up! nothing like some bourbon and a whiskey dipped cigar.
     
  14. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    some of this
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  15. oner

    oner Member

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