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how to turn cheap vodka into ketel one

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by casekonly, Nov 14, 2004.

  1. casekonly

    casekonly 12oz Veteran Member

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    how to turn cheap vodka into ketel one

    Discussion started by casekonly - Nov 14, 2004

    just some shit i found...

    "Our theory is that a simple brita water filter can be used to make bad vodka, into good. In our case this meant turning a Vladimir, into a Ketel One. At $11.09 for 1.75 liter (Ketel is 11.99 for the 350 ml), Vladimir is a steal. It is, however, painful to drink, has a repugnant aftertaste, possesses a bouquet reminiscent of rubbing alcohol. Our working theory was that these terrible qualities were caused by a lack of proper filtration, and that running our Vlad through a charcoal filter would remove some of the impurities causing these odors and flavors."
     
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  2. Nekro

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    Nekro - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    Well, did it work?
     
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    GLIK$ - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    and did it work?
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    I hope it worked.
     
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  5. spectr

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    spectr - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    dude it doesnt work i tried some shit like that one time, fucking waste of perfectly good booze i still hit myself over that.
     
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    kaesthebluntedwonder - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    science is soo cool
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    a friend told me the same shit works for malt liquor. that motherfucker turns Steel Reserve into Corona on the regular. AND, he threw his girl in there, that bitch grew some titties and a fat ass.

    thanks Brita.
     
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  8. krie

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    krie - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    We have lollies called Red Skins in Australia, we place 10 into a bottle of vodka (750ml) and let them dissolve. Its delicious.
     
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    spectr - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    what the fuck is a lollie?
     
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    TURBOCAPSLOK - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    A LOLLY IS CANDY. REDSKIN IS A HARD BUT CHEWY CANDY. IT TAKES AGES TO EAT AND GETS STUCK IN YOUR TEETH

    I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THAT THE WHAT KRIE DESCRIBED WOULD TASTE LIKE 'LOLLY WATER'. SWEET AND YUCKY

    WHICH IS INFACT, A GIRLS DRINK. ALTHOUGH IF ITS STRAIGHT VODKA THATS OK.
     
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    casekonly - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    i.e. a jolly rancher for us....

    yes. this vodka trick does work. use what they recommend
     
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  12. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    fuck vodka, give me bourbon.
     
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    casekonly - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    word the fuck up! nothing like some bourbon and a whiskey dipped cigar.
     
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  14. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Nov 14, 2004

    some of this
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