mindvapors Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 http://www.moboid.com/lapis/index.htm SO! What is this game? Lapis - A magical pet adventure (And… a stealthy primer on female sexual pleasure) Platform: Nintendo DS The way you play with the bunnies in order to win is patterned after the VARIETY of female sexual response This is the overall pattern but it can’t be achieved in the same way every time - different things work for different bunnies, at different stages of the game For instance you may need to use tickling at first, and then humming into the ears. But after a while that stops having an effect, and you have to start tapping on its nose. The hope is that the game would entertain females - without them ever needing to understand the sex metaphor. But at some point when they did start figuring out the connection to their own sexuality and pleasure, they would have learned some ideas and techniques behind sexual satisfaction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 12, 2005 Share Posted December 12, 2005 what the fuck are you talking about willis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 my girl cums when i tap her nose too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 So is this on the subliminal messages in Aladdin tip, or is this thing really designed to teach kids how to eat pussy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 12 2005, 11:52 PM what the fuck are you talking about willis? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 Originally posted by Krakatau@Dec 12 2005, 07:04 PM So is this on the subliminal messages in Aladdin tip, or is this thing really designed to teach kids how to eat pussy? Quoted post if u read or follow links, u shall find out that it really is a game aimed at the art of female gratification. tho i wouldnt suggest trying to eat out the ds screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 I'm scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 HA! Who would have thought? The japanese teaching each other how to satisfy women via video games. HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 This sounds incredibly stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 mouse on mouse ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 OH I GET IT THE BUNNY LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Dec 12 2005, 03:52 PM what the fuck are you talking about willis? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 would a beaver not be a more appropriate character for this "game"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Haha, good pictures Shadow... this game is gonna be the next top seller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 There's another series of "dating" games for the DS, but they aren't striaght sexual like this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 good stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 That's not gross fatalist, that's actual game play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@Dec 12 2005, 08:09 PM OH I GET IT THE BUNNY LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA Quoted post is that what it is? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Does actually kinda look like a vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 i love how you retards are agreeing with what was clearly sarcasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 ^^^ EVERYONES got a fuckin' opinion? SHUT UP!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 actually it wasnt it makes perfect sense considering the way game play was describe and taking into account the various parts of the rabbit and how theyr positioned. the nose is the clit, the tail the pooper, the ears are the lips...come on guys? am i the only fucked up one here or doesnt anyone else see that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Originally posted by nuyorican@Dec 13 2005, 12:11 AM ^^^ EVERYONES got a fuckin' opinion? SHUT UP!! Quoted post Most people do have an opinion, yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 so did anyone download the concept demo and play it yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 ^^shit was taking too long to DL. Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Dec 13 2005, 12:10 AM i love how you retards are agreeing with what was clearly sarcasm. Quoted post "Depending on how you touch the bunny, it reacts to being touched. Players manipulate the creature (bunny) on the touchscreen, which gives them magical energy to fly You can touch the bunny in different ways – stroking, scratching, tickling, etc Also can use the microphone to talk, sing to, blow on the fur… The bunnies are analogous to female anatomy… not literal looking, but evocative" debatable. (that word looks crazy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 i downloaded it but i dont have the required shit to play it, that sucks. i wanna see whats up with this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted December 13, 2005 Author Share Posted December 13, 2005 Originally posted by dobsilla@Dec 13 2005, 02:56 PM i downloaded it but i dont have the required shit to play it, that sucks. i wanna see whats up with this game. Quoted post You need this: http://www.virtools.com/download.asp Rub one off and report back soldier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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