Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 1.go to a race track, camp, and watch racecars. 2.go to a hippie party and volunteer to make a beer run. when $$ is coughed up and said hippies want the obscure beer come back w/ cases of bud and a pocket full of hippie cash. then when hippies have played out phish and deep bannan blackout, wait for one to pass out. cut some of his precious dreds off and stick them into the seedling marijuana plants (like little beanstalks) the host hippie is growing in his basement. 3.spend the following day driving around in a rich womans lexus suv while she thinks your taking down her galery show. then procede to swim in her pool in your boxers and eat most of her food. get paid alot of money to do this. -these are merely suggestions, but if you wanna pimp like me full time you gotta start somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 i hear there's a notion to change hesh's sign-name straight to playboy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Is this Hesh? http://www.partys.tv/images/Angel174.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 hesh aint a blonde chick man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 seriously....i though i had reached optimal baller status the weekend before last but goddamn.....you sir have out done me by far......highly upsetting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by HESHIANDET 2.go to a hippie party and volunteer to make a beer run. when $$ is coughed up and said hippies want the obscure beer come back w/ cases of bud and a pocket full of hippie cash. then when hippies have played out phish and deep bannan blackout, wait for one to pass out. cut some of his precious dreds off and stick them into the seedling marijuana plants (like little beanstalks) the host hippie is growing in his basement. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 how about going with a brother to FDR... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 i think hesh is on to somthign with this hippie thing.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 fdr is a nice place. holla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 how bout playing an assload of counterstrike, only painting once, and getting baked out of your mind with your friends? like is ok......i wasnt pushin any high dollar cars this weekend, but im known to on occasion...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 what about traveling to 30 cities in 30 days, sleeping with various girls along the way, hanging out wiith friends all over the country and not only having the whole thing paid for, but also making money off it? yeah, thats what i thought.... :) guess where tonight finds me? thats right baby, viva la VEGAS!!!! if there are any hot girls in here from vegas, hit me up. ill entertain you for an evening please believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 that fine little chica dee is from there if my stalkometer tells me correctly... SEEKING GOT FREE DRINK TICKETS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xx..nFer..xx Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 Originally posted by HESHIANDET 2.go to a hippie party and volunteer to make a beer run. when $$ is coughed up and said hippies want the obscure beer come back w/ cases of bud and a pocket full of hippie cash. then when hippies have played out phish and deep bannan blackout, wait for one to pass out. cut some of his precious dreds off and stick them into the seedling marijuana plants (like little beanstalks) the host hippie is growing in his basement. [/b] so it was you! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeHatesCops Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 1. goto some sand dunes camping with a bunch of people you barely know. 2.watchpeople riding 4 wheelers and dirt bike 3. go to this crazy party in the middle of the dunes 4. and come back and go to this crazy dance and watch all the hot girls (who also happen to be in my camp) get naked 5. drink so much (this applies to every step) 6. smoke so much chronic 7 fuck a beutiful 18 year old girl lose your virginity at 15, a few weeks shy of your 16 b day how was your weekend? mine was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 he$h, you forgot: 4. steal the plants for my boy roe 5. scoop roe up in the lexus, paint some, get drunk, and then do cannonball contests in the pool and if anyone really wants a good time, then find the fucker who sold me mushrooms in chocolate bar form....Ooofah....with a capital "O" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 29, 2002 Share Posted May 29, 2002 hollar at beardo about the shrooms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 are you kidding me, he was the first cat i told....ofcourse he had already heard about this procedure for consumption....he is afterall a hippie... hesh money with his studded belt fucking up passed out hippies....:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 i hope you got that gas problem under control, otherwise her pool would have been a huge jacuzzi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 get laid :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 hahaha, i still gotta apologize for my ass that weekend...shit was outta controll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 i still have to drive with the windows down, and let me tell ya, when its raining hard, i curse your name!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz i hope you got that gas problem under control, otherwise her pool would have been a huge jacuzzi NO DIGGIDDY! that's why the rave nerd scored the fine blondie come 2 am!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dusty Lipschitz Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 the lil miss' folks were wondering why the paint was peeling off the walls when they came home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 that's a clear sign that hesh had BO too dusty... booooo-urns!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted May 30, 2002 Share Posted May 30, 2002 ouch............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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