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how to have a good holiday weekend

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HESHIANDET, May 28, 2002.



    1.go to a race track, camp, and watch racecars.

    2.go to a hippie party and volunteer to make a beer run. when $$ is coughed up and said hippies want the obscure beer come back w/ cases of bud and a pocket full of hippie cash. then when hippies have played out phish and deep bannan blackout, wait for one to pass out. cut some of his precious dreds off and stick them into the seedling marijuana plants (like little beanstalks) the host hippie is growing in his basement.

    3.spend the following day driving around in a rich womans lexus suv while she thinks your taking down her galery show. then procede to swim in her pool in your boxers and eat most of her food. get paid alot of money to do this.

    -these are merely suggestions, but if you wanna pimp like me full time you gotta start somewhere.
  2. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    i hear there's a notion to change hesh's sign-name straight to playboy...
  3. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,367 Likes Received: 300
  4. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    hesh aint a blonde chick man!
  5. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    seriously....i though i had reached optimal baller status the weekend before last but goddamn.....you sir have out done me by far......highly upsetting
  6. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

  7. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
    how about going with a brother to FDR...
  8. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i think hesh is on to somthign with this hippie thing.;)


    fdr is a nice place. holla
  10. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    how bout playing an assload of counterstrike, only painting once, and getting baked out of your mind with your friends?

    like is ok......i wasnt pushin any high dollar cars this weekend, but im known to on occasion......
  11. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,278 Likes Received: 240
    what about traveling to 30 cities in 30 days, sleeping with various girls along the way, hanging out wiith friends all over the country and not only having the whole thing paid for, but also making money off it?

    yeah, thats what i thought.... :)

    guess where tonight finds me?

    thats right baby, viva la VEGAS!!!!

    if there are any hot girls in here from vegas, hit me up. ill entertain you for an evening please believe it.
  12. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    that fine little chica dee is from there if my stalkometer tells me correctly...

  13. xx..nFer..xx

    xx..nFer..xx Guest

    so it was you! :mad:
  14. JoeHatesCops

    JoeHatesCops Guest

    1. goto some sand dunes camping with a bunch of people you barely know.
    2.watchpeople riding 4 wheelers and dirt bike
    3. go to this crazy party in the middle of the dunes
    4. and come back and go to this crazy dance and watch all the hot girls (who also happen to be in my camp) get naked
    5. drink so much (this applies to every step)
    6. smoke so much chronic
    7 fuck a beutiful 18 year old girl lose your virginity at 15, a few weeks shy of your 16 b day
    how was your weekend?
    mine was great
  15. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    he$h, you forgot:

    4. steal the plants for my boy roe
    5. scoop roe up in the lexus, paint some, get drunk, and then do cannonball contests in the pool

    and if anyone really wants a good time, then find the fucker who sold me mushrooms in chocolate bar form....Ooofah....with a capital "O"