duh-rye-won Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Hong Kong has all these funny government sponsored public health commercials. They have commercials that tell people to wash their hands before eating and just to generally keep clean. they have commercials about not touching chickens. they have commercials about not eating too much right before bedtime. they have commercials warning about the dangers of gambling. they have commercials warning about the dangers of internet and video game addiction. there are more. lots more. I have a suggestion i'd like to make to the Hong Kong government, which i think would make an important and useful commercial for the public. HOW ABOUT YOU TEACH CHINESE PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING LEFT HAND TURN. if you are walking with a wall on your left hand side, you stay to the right. everyone knows this, even chinese people. but when this wall comes to an end, and if you would like to make a left turn, YOU STILL STAY ON THE FUCKING RIGHT. (see diagram for details) what happened? did your x-ray vision fail, because usually you magically know when someone is going to be coming around that turn? or do you just not care about walking directly into people? were you too busy checking your email on your billion dollar cell phone to walk properly? are you just a dumb fucking retard who can't figure it out? hong kong is one of the most crowded places on earth. maybe instead of studying tai chi, chinese people could study the art of walking down the fucking block. i've been throwin lots of shoulders and hipchecks, but i think it's time i moved on to elbows. ^ :china: ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikolaTesla/paperclips Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 how's your uptake on the language? going well i hope,,,, and ill assume you keep gettin walked into,,,, is it in hong kong where you cant chew gum, or is that another city... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Nice diagram skills. I propose you start making diagrams for many of the problems here on 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 for example? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyNapua Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Damn iquit...now I see why you are ready to come back home for a bit. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 HILARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowkid Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 nice fade on that star thing there, what'd you make that in? illustrator?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jan 30 2005, 09:36 PM for example? Quoted post do one where someone tries to make krink, but it explodes in their face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 the dangers of name dropping. the dangers of sunflower seeds. either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by onesecondple@Jan 30 2005, 11:38 PM is it in hong kong where you cant chew gum, or is that another city... Quoted post it's Singapore. Great sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 They drive on the left side, homey. If that has anything to do with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Yes, the dangers of eating whole sunflower seeds could prove to be hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Ferris Bueller@Jan 31 2005, 08:06 AM They drive on the left side, homey. If that has anything to do with it. Quoted post good point. but really, it doesnt carry over to the walking thing. they WALK on the right side, but then they cut around that fucking corner. i think i'm going to start purposely carrying a boiling hot cup of coffee with me whenever i walk around so i can throw it in someones grill when they bump into me. maybe i won't. i probably won't. i'll probably just complain about it on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by anonymity1@Jan 31 2005, 08:11 AM Yes, the dangers of eating whole sunflower seeds could prove to be hilarious. Quoted post so basically.... you'd like to see a diagram of my asshole? sick bastards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 No, I was thinking more along the lines of something creatively and humorously rendered in illustrator. Theres a big difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted January 31, 2005 Author Share Posted January 31, 2005 i find my asshole to be extremely creative, AND humorous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 I CAN"T TURN LEFT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 diagram 2000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jan 31 2005, 03:38 AM i find my asshole to be extremely creative, AND humorous. Quoted post AND rendered in illustrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by iquit+Jan 31 2005, 03:18 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iquit - Jan 31 2005, 03:18 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ferris Bueller@Jan 31 2005, 08:06 AM They drive on the left side, homey. If that has anything to do with it. Quoted post i think i'm going to start purposely carrying a boiling hot cup of coffee with me whenever i walk around so i can throw it in someones grill when they bump into me. maybe i won't. i probably won't. i'll probably just complain about it on the internet. Quoted post [/b] you could slap them with your huge fish that is compesating for your small penis,,,,i still dont see how liking to fish means you have a small penis though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 This is an example of a filter used in digital photograpghs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikolaTesla/paperclips Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 If you had named this thread "Fucking Chinamen" I am pretty sure it would have taken off a lot faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 i have a new 12oz mission objective: to create a thread that compels makros to make a relevant post in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 that's nuts man. i always wonder how it is being a driver in other cities throughout the world, and it must be hell in places such as hong kong, or brazil and such, it would probly make ny look like a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jan 31 2005, 08:53 PM i have a new 12oz mission objective: to create a thread that compels makros to make a relevant post in it. Quoted post damn, i doubt you can pull that shit....go for it though/// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Feb 1 2005, 02:53 AM i have a new 12oz mission objective: to create a thread that compels makros to make a relevant post in it. Quoted post i managed this years ago homie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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