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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    Hong Kong has all these funny government sponsored public health commercials. They have commercials that tell people to wash their hands before eating and just to generally keep clean. they have commercials about not touching chickens. they have commercials about not eating too much right before bedtime. they have commercials warning about the dangers of gambling. they have commercials warning about the dangers of internet and video game addiction. there are more. lots more.

    I have a suggestion i'd like to make to the Hong Kong government, which i think would make an important and useful commercial for the public.


    if you are walking with a wall on your left hand side, you stay to the right. everyone knows this, even chinese people. but when this wall comes to an end, and if you would like to make a left turn, YOU STILL STAY ON THE FUCKING RIGHT. (see diagram for details)


    what happened? did your x-ray vision fail, because usually you magically know when someone is going to be coming around that turn? or do you just not care about walking directly into people? were you too busy checking your email on your billion dollar cell phone to walk properly? are you just a dumb fucking retard who can't figure it out?

    hong kong is one of the most crowded places on earth. maybe instead of studying tai chi, chinese people could study the art of walking down the fucking block.

    i've been throwin lots of shoulders and hipchecks, but i think it's time i moved on to elbows.

    ^ :china: ^
  2. NikolaTesla/paperclips

    NikolaTesla/paperclips New Jack

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  3. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,989 Likes Received: 313
    how's your uptake on the language? going well i hope,,,,

    and ill assume you keep gettin walked into,,,,

    is it in hong kong where you cant chew gum, or is that another city...
  4. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Nice diagram skills. I propose you start making diagrams for many of the problems here on 12oz.
  5. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
  6. LadyNapua

    LadyNapua Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2004 Messages: 1,376 Likes Received: 52
    Damn iquit...now I see why you are ready to come back home for a bit. :haha:
  7. rubbish heap

    rubbish heap Senior Member

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  8. snowkid

    snowkid Member

    Joined: Feb 18, 2004 Messages: 398 Likes Received: 0
    nice fade on that star thing there, what'd you make that in? illustrator??
  9. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14

    do one where someone tries to make krink, but it explodes in their face
  10. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 6,532 Likes Received: 168
    the dangers of name dropping.

    the dangers of sunflower seeds.

    either way.
  11. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    it's Singapore.

    Great sign.
  12. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 25, 2000 Messages: 4,246 Likes Received: 71
    They drive on the left side, homey.

    If that has anything to do with it.
  13. anonymity1

    anonymity1 Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 28, 2003 Messages: 1,945 Likes Received: 0
    Yes, the dangers of eating whole sunflower seeds could prove to be hilarious.
  14. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    good point. but really, it doesnt carry over to the walking thing. they WALK on the right side, but then they cut around that fucking corner.

    i think i'm going to start purposely carrying a boiling hot cup of coffee with me whenever i walk around so i can throw it in someones grill when they bump into me. maybe i won't. i probably won't. i'll probably just complain about it on the internet.
  15. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    so basically.... you'd like to see a diagram of my asshole?

    sick bastards...