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HOW TO HANG A LOUIE.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by duh-rye-won, Jan 30, 2005.

  1. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won 12oz Member

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    HOW TO HANG A LOUIE.

    Discussion started by duh-rye-won - Jan 30, 2005

    Hong Kong has all these funny government sponsored public health commercials. They have commercials that tell people to wash their hands before eating and just to generally keep clean. they have commercials about not touching chickens. they have commercials about not eating too much right before bedtime. they have commercials warning about the dangers of gambling. they have commercials warning about the dangers of internet and video game addiction. there are more. lots more.

    I have a suggestion i'd like to make to the Hong Kong government, which i think would make an important and useful commercial for the public.

    HOW ABOUT YOU TEACH CHINESE PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING LEFT HAND TURN.

    if you are walking with a wall on your left hand side, you stay to the right. everyone knows this, even chinese people. but when this wall comes to an end, and if you would like to make a left turn, YOU STILL STAY ON THE FUCKING RIGHT. (see diagram for details)

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    what happened? did your x-ray vision fail, because usually you magically know when someone is going to be coming around that turn? or do you just not care about walking directly into people? were you too busy checking your email on your billion dollar cell phone to walk properly? are you just a dumb fucking retard who can't figure it out?

    hong kong is one of the most crowded places on earth. maybe instead of studying tai chi, chinese people could study the art of walking down the fucking block.

    i've been throwin lots of shoulders and hipchecks, but i think it's time i moved on to elbows.

    ^ :china: ^
     
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    NikolaTesla/paperclips - Replied Jan 30, 2005

    Awesome.
     
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    Overtime - Replied Jan 30, 2005

    how's your uptake on the language? going well i hope,,,,


    and ill assume you keep gettin walked into,,,,

    is it in hong kong where you cant chew gum, or is that another city...
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Jan 30, 2005

    Nice diagram skills. I propose you start making diagrams for many of the problems here on 12oz.
     
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  5. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won 12oz Member

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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jan 30, 2005

    for example?
     
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    LadyNapua - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    Damn iquit...now I see why you are ready to come back home for a bit. :haha:
     
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    rubbish heap - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    HILARIOUS
     
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    snowkid - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    nice fade on that star thing there, what'd you make that in? illustrator??
     
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    do one where someone tries to make krink, but it explodes in their face
     
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    mackfatsoe - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    the dangers of name dropping.

    the dangers of sunflower seeds.


    either way.
     
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    ledzep - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    it's Singapore.

    Great sign.
     
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    Ferris Bueller - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    They drive on the left side, homey.

    If that has anything to do with it.
     
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    anonymity1 - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    Yes, the dangers of eating whole sunflower seeds could prove to be hilarious.
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    good point. but really, it doesnt carry over to the walking thing. they WALK on the right side, but then they cut around that fucking corner.

    i think i'm going to start purposely carrying a boiling hot cup of coffee with me whenever i walk around so i can throw it in someones grill when they bump into me. maybe i won't. i probably won't. i'll probably just complain about it on the internet.
     
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    duh-rye-won - Replied Jan 31, 2005

    so basically.... you'd like to see a diagram of my asshole?

    sick bastards...
     
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