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How to get free food at McDonalds

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by bood, May 19, 2002.

  1. bood

    bood Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2002 Messages: 124 Likes Received: 0
    Hey,
    I was at a McDonalds last night and i didn't feel like wasting my money so i asked for some free food, they didn't give it to me. So then i told them they could hit me ion teh stomach for a drink. They did, but it was a little piece of shit drink, tiny. So i started to punch my self in the face really hard, so i got a bigger drink. Then i was hungry so i ran full speed head first into a wall and got a couple of McNuggets. And that is how you get free food at McDonalds.
     
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    *insert golf clap*
     
  3. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    i think there are easier ways than that.
     
  4. DITDxCULT

    DITDxCULT Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 1,192 Likes Received: 0
  5. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    i went to a mcdonals with a grand piano in it yesterday.....clearly the baller delux edition.....
     
  6. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    i went there and threatened to rape this kid if he didnt give me his happy meal, i got a cool toy too!
     
  7. amItoolate?

    amItoolate? Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2002 Messages: 912 Likes Received: 0
    let me smack you for being lame and ill make you a grilled cheese
     
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    FO SHO
     
  9. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    Eat whatever you order half-way, put a hair in the food and take it up to the front to complain. Instant replacement.
     
  10. amorphic

    amorphic Guest

    dude mcdonalds gives you the fucking turbo shits no matter what you eat there.........if you find out a way to scam subway that would rock (hint hint)
     
  11. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    Subway is gay, i went in there and boughta drink once and kept refilling it tons of times and they looked at me like i was crazy. Shit if I pay 99 cents for a cup, you better believe im refillin like a mutherfucker.
     
  12. Ted Wakowski

    Ted Wakowski Guest

    Subway has a promotion they run where you fill up a card with stamps you get after buying something and when the card's full, you get a free sub.
    A few years ago me and some friends racked a whole roll of the stamps, a big stack of the cards and ate Subway free of charge for like a year straight. I don't remember losing any weight though...
     
  13. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! DON'T LOOK AWAY!!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! I WANT ATTENTION PLEASE!!! MY PARENTS OBVIOUSLY NEVER HUG ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ME!!
     
  14. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
  15. ctrlaltdelete

    ctrlaltdelete Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 183 Likes Received: 0
    subway, yuck. their subs are always squashed, never plump like the commercials.
     
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