Guest greedy mars Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum149.jpg'> step 1. easy- get a pop tart box that has pop tarts present! http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum150.jpg'> step 2. open- open the box smoothly ( we want to be able to close it back up yah know hugh! ). then proceed to take a pack out. http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum151.jpg'> step3. placing- it is key to place them in the right order. top to bottom goes left to right.. yah dig? http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum152.jpg'> step.4.-fuckthat- fuck the second one.. we all know they do a half ass job putting the sprinkles on. http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum153.jpg'> step5. be positive- make sure its in the trash barrel and out of reach for bugs, insects, animals, kids, dogs, catss, animals, insects,dogs,fish. http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum154.jpg'> step 6. bite - be nice and squared with it. dont bite it at an angle dammit.. key here is to make the first bite. the best bite. we all know the half ass biters who bite it at an angle and it cracks the rest of the pop-tart. http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum155.jpg'> step 7. -BITE. ( sip of soda ) http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum156.jpg'> step 8.- do step 7. http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum157.jpg'> step 9. -do step 7. http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum158.jpg'> step 10. -do step 7. http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum159.jpg'> step 11- do step 7. http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum160.jpg'> step 12 - do step 7. ( sip of soda) then relax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 magnifico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 Must have strawberry. Or S'mores kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 yeah i agree rage but my house sucks. i get whatevers on sale or half off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 brown sugar and cinnamon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 are you fucking retarded?! if you dont have brownsugar poptarts... you dont fucking eat poptarts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 aaaaaaaaaaaaagh . damm a white boy like me cant eat shit in the world today with out people saying. damm you need ketchup to eat that or you c anat eat it at all. damm ahahahah yeah. whatever. realisticly i didnt eat them.. all those bites were taking by my dog. then i took a picture after each bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by greedy mars ahahahah yeah. whatever. realisticly i didnt eat them.. all those bites were taking by my dog. then i took a picture after each bite. good job, everyone knows that poptarts are the work of the devil anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 hahhahahaha.. yeah.. so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 just pointing out the obvious i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://www.creative-capital.org/artists/visual/strom_maryellen/poptartgrid.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 wtf?! :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by big bruno http://www.creative-capital.org/artists/visual/strom_maryellen/poptartgrid.jpg'> boohoohoo, poptarts keep you from starving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 your all lucky i dont have a digital camera, youd be gettting lots of threads like this from me and 455, but only way way doper. (no offense mars, this was still a good thread) did anyone else think that pop tarts pic bruno posted somehow contained a secret message, so you studied it for a long time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToYs Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 DUDE HELP! ok ok i know how to eat a poptart at 12 am but HOW DO I EAT A HOT POCKET AT 3:22 am?!?!?!? someone with a digital camera please help! im starving! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 Man you didn't toast that shit! That is the entire essence of the Pop Tart..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 you can toast these mother fuckers? holy shit. who thought of that. thats a genious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 ^^^ Man, that's what you're SUPPOSED to do....... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I LOVE NY Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 brown sugar and cinnamon are the best !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 the smores ones are the shit when you can find 'em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/authors/basilchair.gif'> (say in sassy old man voice) "Oh..haha...fuck that, son. I'll eat a god dam pop-tart whenever i feel like it. You dig?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 look on his computer screen and the im box the guy says "LET ME RIDE THAT DONKEY DONKEY" i swear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 yeah it does actually. thats my brother. he is retardedly gay.. he says its a song by 69 boys or something. bbut either way he is a looser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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