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How To Eat A POP-TART at 12 am...


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step 1. easy- get a pop tart box that has pop tarts present!

 

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step 2. open- open the box smoothly ( we want to be able to close it back up yah know hugh! ). then proceed to take a pack out.

 

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step3. placing- it is key to place them in the right order. top to bottom goes left to right.. yah dig?

 

 

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step.4.-fuckthat- fuck the second one.. we all know they do a half ass job putting the sprinkles on.

 

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step5. be positive- make sure its in the trash barrel and out of reach for bugs, insects, animals, kids, dogs, catss, animals, insects,dogs,fish.

 

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step 6. bite - be nice and squared with it. dont bite it at an angle dammit.. key here is to make the first bite. the best bite. we all know the half ass biters who bite it at an angle and it cracks the rest of the pop-tart.

 

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step 7. -BITE. ( sip of soda )

 

 

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step 8.- do step 7.

 

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step 9. -do step 7.

 

 

 

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step 10. -do step 7.

 

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step 11- do step 7.

 

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step 12 - do step 7. ( sip of soda)

 

 

 

then relax

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Guest greedy mars

aaaaaaaaaaaaagh . damm a white boy like me cant eat shit in the world today with out people saying. damm you need ketchup to eat that or you c anat eat it at all. damm

 

 

ahahahah yeah. whatever. realisticly i didnt eat them.. all those bites were taking by my dog. then i took a picture after each bite.

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Originally posted by greedy mars

ahahahah yeah. whatever. realisticly i didnt eat them.. all those bites were taking by my dog. then i took a picture after each bite.

 

good job, everyone knows that poptarts are the work of the devil anyways

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your all lucky i dont have a digital camera, youd be gettting lots of threads like this from me and 455, but only way way doper. (no offense mars, this was still a good thread)

 

did anyone else think that pop tarts pic bruno posted somehow contained a secret message, so you studied it for a long time?

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DUDE HELP! ok ok i know how to eat a poptart at 12 am but HOW DO I EAT A HOT POCKET AT 3:22 am?!?!?!? someone with a digital camera please help! im starving!

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yeah it does actually. thats my brother. he is retardedly gay.. he says its a song by 69 boys or something. bbut either way he is a looser

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