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How To Eat A POP-TART at 12 am...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by greedy mars, Jul 27, 2002.

  1. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

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    step 1. easy- get a pop tart box that has pop tarts present!

    [img]http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum150.jpg'>

    step 2. open- open the box smoothly ( we want to be able to close it back up yah know hugh! ). then proceed to take a pack out.

    [img]http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum151.jpg'>

    step3. placing- it is key to place them in the right order. top to bottom goes left to right.. yah dig?


    [img]http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum152.jpg'>

    step.4.-fuckthat- fuck the second one.. we all know they do a half ass job putting the sprinkles on.

    [img]http://img2.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum153.jpg'>

    step5. be positive- make sure its in the trash barrel and out of reach for bugs, insects, animals, kids, dogs, catss, animals, insects,dogs,fish.

    [img]http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum154.jpg'>

    step 6. bite - be nice and squared with it. dont bite it at an angle dammit.. key here is to make the first bite. the best bite. we all know the half ass biters who bite it at an angle and it cracks the rest of the pop-tart.

    [img]http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum155.jpg'>

    step 7. -BITE. ( sip of soda )


    [img]http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum156.jpg'>

    step 8.- do step 7.

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    step 9. -do step 7.



    [img]http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/killmyself/lowlifescum158.jpg'>

    step 10. -do step 7.

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    step 11- do step 7.

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    step 12 - do step 7. ( sip of soda)



    then relax
     
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

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  3. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    Must have strawberry.

    Or S'mores kind.
     
  4. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    yeah i agree rage but my house sucks. i get whatevers on sale or half off.
     
  5. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 2,472 Likes Received: 70
    brown sugar and cinnamon
     
  6. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    are you fucking retarded?!

    if you dont have brownsugar poptarts...

    you dont fucking eat poptarts!
     
  7. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    aaaaaaaaaaaaagh . damm a white boy like me cant eat shit in the world today with out people saying. damm you need ketchup to eat that or you c anat eat it at all. damm


    ahahahah yeah. whatever. realisticly i didnt eat them.. all those bites were taking by my dog. then i took a picture after each bite.
     
  8. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

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    good job, everyone knows that poptarts are the work of the devil anyways
     
  9. greedy mars

    greedy mars Guest

    hahhahahaha..


    yeah.. so.
     
  10. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

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    just pointing out the obvious i guess
     
  11. Big Bruno

    Big Bruno Senior Member

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  12. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
     
  14. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    your all lucky i dont have a digital camera, youd be gettting lots of threads like this from me and 455, but only way way doper. (no offense mars, this was still a good thread)

    did anyone else think that pop tarts pic bruno posted somehow contained a secret message, so you studied it for a long time?
     
  15. ToYs

    ToYs Guest

    DUDE HELP! ok ok i know how to eat a poptart at 12 am but HOW DO I EAT A HOT POCKET AT 3:22 am?!?!?!? someone with a digital camera please help! im starving!
     
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