KRONOLOGIK Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 :idea:Ditch a loser Sometimes, the people you find annoying are really just lost souls looking for a hug. Here's how to keep them the fuck away from you. STEP 1:DON"T SAY A WORD To show him his friendship means less to you than Clippers tickets,use the silent treatment. Ignore his phone messages, delete his e-mails, and barbecue his carrier pigeons.Feeling like you have an impact is a fundamental social need that ostracized people are deprived of. So even if he's too dense to realize the leper treatment means you hate him, he'll seek social satisfaction from other suckers. STEP 3:TURN THE TABLES You really have to gather your courage to tell someone you never want to see him again--so why not try something underhanded instead? Channel your inner asshole. Tell boring stories, get obnoxiously drunk, and go into graphic detail about a fictional gastrointestinal disorder.Act like somebody he doesn't want to be around. With any luck, he'll do all the work by ostracizing you. STEP 3:GET HELP If your boorish behavior only makes him embarace you as one of his own,you'll have to call in backup. Point out his faults to others, and ask people if he's been getting on their nerves,too. Soon everyone will be shunning him.When ostracism has no explanation, he'll analyze his faults and it will damage his self -esteem. A man's emotional well being is a sacred and precious thing...until it starts interfering with your social life. STEP 4:SEND HIM TO HELL:mad: The guy still won't get the message? You'll just have to damn his soul to eternal darkness. Get ordained at the Universal Life Church(ulc.org). Then accuse him of"religious delinquency," and order him"damned with the devil to eternal fire."(Technically, he has to be baptized, so throw a drink in his face.) Finally, drop a lit candle on the ground to remove his soul from the sight of God. Downside:After following this advice, you'll see him again in hell. STEP 4:CAP THE MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYE'S(not recommended): You could givem' a quick painless death but I would'nt recommend this though, cause you might end up in the bighouse.....:beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 :heated:Fuck the capitol d's made big grin faces, please disregard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 hit my email... I've got a question for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 1. If you don't believe in spaces between your colons and you letters, you can at least diasable the smilies option. 2. Just be a nice guy. give someone a hug when they need it. you'll feel better about yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 I mastered that artform also.......it comes in handy almost anywhere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest THEdude Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 yeah people need hugs but yeah sometimes there's just people you don't like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Stop staring at the mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 like this... http://www.dfected.net/zesto/wintersouls_ignore.jpg'> (that's pretty sad, isn't it?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 :confused:what?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juggernaut Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by KRONOLOGIK You really have to gather your courage to tell someone you never want to see him again HA! you should change the name of this thread to: How to ditch a loser, if you're a total pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercenary_MUL Posted July 22, 2002 Share Posted July 22, 2002 shoot him in the head and dump the body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KRONOLOGIK Posted July 22, 2002 Author Share Posted July 22, 2002 Re: Re: How to ditch a loser Originally posted by juggernaut HA! you should change the name of this thread to: How to ditch a loser, if you're a total pussy. Humerous sarcasm bud. Silly kid, pussies for bangin...:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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