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How to ditch a loser

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by KRONOLOGIK, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. KRONOLOGIK

    KRONOLOGIK Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 834 Likes Received: 0
    :idea:Ditch a loser

    Sometimes, the people you find annoying are really just lost souls looking for a hug. Here's how to keep them the fuck away from you.

    STEP 1:DON"T SAY A WORD
    To show him his friendship means less to you than Clippers tickets,use the silent treatment. Ignore his phone messages, delete his e-mails, and barbecue his carrier pigeons.Feeling like you have an impact is a fundamental social need that ostracized people are deprived of. So even if he's too dense to realize the leper treatment means you hate him, he'll seek social satisfaction from other suckers.

    STEP 3:TURN THE TABLES
    You really have to gather your courage to tell someone you never want to see him again--so why not try something underhanded instead? Channel your inner asshole. Tell boring stories, get obnoxiously drunk, and go into graphic detail about a fictional gastrointestinal disorder.Act like somebody he doesn't want to be around. With any luck, he'll do all the work by ostracizing you.

    STEP 3:GET HELP
    If your boorish behavior only makes him embarace you as one of his own,you'll have to call in backup. Point out his faults to others, and ask people if he's been getting on their nerves,too. Soon everyone will be shunning him.When ostracism has no explanation, he'll analyze his faults and it will damage his self -esteem. A man's emotional well being is a sacred and precious thing...until it starts interfering with your social life.

    STEP 4:SEND HIM TO HELL:mad:
    The guy still won't get the message? You'll just have to damn his soul to eternal darkness. Get ordained at the Universal Life Church(ulc.org). Then accuse him of"religious delinquency," and order him"damned with the devil to eternal fire."(Technically, he has to be baptized, so throw a drink in his face.) Finally, drop a lit candle on the ground to remove his soul from the sight of God. Downside:After following this advice, you'll see him again in hell.

    STEP 4:CAP THE MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYE'S(not recommended):
    You could givem' a quick painless death but I would'nt recommend this though, cause you might end up in the bighouse.....:beat:
     
  2. KRONOLOGIK

    KRONOLOGIK Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 834 Likes Received: 0
    :heated:Fuck the capitol d's made big grin faces, please disregard...
     
  3. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    hit my email... I've got a question for you.
     
  4. bug

    bug Guest

    1. If you don't believe in spaces between your colons and you letters, you can at least diasable the smilies option.

    2. Just be a nice guy. give someone a hug when they need it. you'll feel better about yourself
     
  5. 455

    455 Guest

    I mastered that artform also.......it comes in handy almost anywhere....
     
  6. THEdude

    THEdude Guest

    yeah people need hugs

    but yeah sometimes there's just people you don't like
     
  7. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    like this...

    http://www.dfected.net/zesto/wintersouls_ignore.jpg'>

    (that's pretty sad, isn't it?)
     
  8. KRONOLOGIK

    KRONOLOGIK Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 834 Likes Received: 0
  9. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0

    HA!
    you should change the name of this thread to: How to ditch a loser, if you're a total pussy.
     
  10. Mercenary_MUL

    Mercenary_MUL New Jack

    Joined: Sep 20, 2000 Messages: 5 Likes Received: 0
    shoot him in the head and dump the body
     
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  12. KRONOLOGIK

    KRONOLOGIK Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 834 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: How to ditch a loser

    Humerous sarcasm bud.


    Silly kid, pussies for bangin...:idea:
     
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